Promotion Thread.

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Aziz
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Promotion Thread.

Postby Aziz » Wed May 13, 2020 10:48 pm

I am wanting to start this for our glorious team.

We are going up as bloody bastard champions.

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Terre Harte II » Wed May 13, 2020 11:03 pm

God dammit.
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Eddies Boots » Thu May 14, 2020 12:30 am

ty ww

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AndyPaul
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby AndyPaul » Thu May 14, 2020 6:18 am

Well that's us fucked. Cheers Welsh :roll:

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby AmarinderBedi » Thu May 14, 2020 6:23 am

WGUAFC! :bounce:

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welshwhite
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby welshwhite » Thu May 14, 2020 8:10 am

Aziz (the driver) and his mate having a big argument over who should start this thread.

They are normally very relaxed but both said Ontolly had put them under big pressure to get a thread started about promotion chat. he said something about keeping the virus thread clear from football.

Thank fuck he never mentioned McCartney :thumbl:


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Vampire
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Vampire » Thu May 14, 2020 8:27 am

welshwhite wrote:Aziz (the driver) and his mate having a big argument over who should start this thread.

They are normally very relaxed but both said Ontolly had put them under big pressure to get a thread started about promotion chat. he said something about keeping the virus thread clear from football.

Thank fuck he never mentioned McCartney :thumbl:



Very good Rhys. But Aziz will be out of his depth on the political threads if he ends all his heated arguments with a polite “you have a nice day.”

Is Linda organising the promotion party?
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby MightyWhite » Thu May 14, 2020 9:45 am

Any update on takeover news, Aziz?
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Aziz
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Aziz » Thu May 14, 2020 10:20 am

MightyWhite wrote:Any update on takeover news, Aziz?


I am thanking you my good friend for asking me. My cousin is a big friend of one of the most powerful people in Qatar. They are both liking to play golf together.

The final stages of the buying of your great team has been sealed for many months, bread has been broken. Words of promise filled the warm night air.
Sleep well my friend.


يجب اندفاعة

:basket:

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Vampire » Thu May 14, 2020 10:24 am

Aziz wrote:The final stages of the buying of your great team has been sealed for many months.


“Our,” Aziz, “Our.”
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Aziz
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Aziz » Thu May 14, 2020 10:28 am

Vampire wrote:
Aziz wrote:The final stages of the buying of your great team has been sealed for many months.


“Our,” Aziz, “Our.”


Thank you young Brett for making me feel welcome to "Our" team.

Are you married?
Xx



Ooops, got a bit confused there.

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Vampire
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Vampire » Thu May 14, 2020 10:47 am

Aziz wrote:
Vampire wrote:
Aziz wrote:The final stages of the buying of your great team has been sealed for many months.


“Our,” Aziz, “Our.”


Thank you young Brett for making me feel welcome to "Our" team.

Are you married?
Xx


I am more than 500 years old and have had many brides, Aziz.

But Linda appears to have a lovely neck. So would be happy to come over if she organises the promotion party.
There will be no end to the problems afflicting mankind until economists become rulers, or, by some miracle, rulers become economists.

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby JohnGiles » Thu May 14, 2020 12:16 pm

Aziz wrote:
Vampire wrote:
Aziz wrote:The final stages of the buying of your great team has been sealed for many months.


“Our,” Aziz, “Our.”


Thank you young Brett for making me feel welcome to "Our" team.

Are you married?
Xx



Ooops, got a bit confused there.


Natural wag

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barry white
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby barry white » Thu May 14, 2020 12:48 pm

Vampire wrote:would be happy to come over Linda

I knew you 2 would make up

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Ontolly
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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Ontolly » Mon May 18, 2020 5:25 pm

jackos wrote:I just want us to get promoted, if it was announced at 18:30 tonight I’d be made up. The idea that we will be given 9 games behind closed doors to fuck it up does not appeal to me at all. Sorry.

I don't know your source but 5 minutes to go :thumbl:

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby Ontolly » Mon May 18, 2020 5:36 pm

Typical EFL running late with the announcement,.

Fuck it I've cracked the bottle open. Only cost me £140. It's not like Jackos is a lying cunt or anything :salute:
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter was that his name wasn't Henry Porter.

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Re: Promotion Thread.

Postby jackos » Mon May 18, 2020 5:55 pm

Ontolly wrote:Typical EFL running late with the announcement,.

Fuck it I've cracked the bottle open. Only cost me £140. It's not like Jackos is a lying cunt or anything :salute:


:mrgreen: Have a drink on me Ontolly :thumbl:



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