The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

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The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Bobbycollins » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:21 am

Routine (but without mass-panic) home win today please.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Devi » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:26 am

Feeling losey, for some reason. Maybe I have Covid19?

Must panic buy.
I like it. What is it?

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Vampire » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:27 am

Come on Leeds

I’ve seen footage from the Revie era where fans behind the goal threw bog roll when a goal was scored. If it still goes on and you can get your hands on some please send it over air freight.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:29 am

I’m feeling very, uh, no clue about this one. Dog botherers form ok on paper but they haven’t beaten a decent side away for months.

More worried by us Leedsing ourselves up then I am about them beating us, I guess.
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:34 am

COME ON YE WHITES!

Big win today, Bamford to get a couple.
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby MightyWhite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:35 am

Weird thing struck me this morning, why are our away games with Huddersfield always on Sky, whilst our home games with them are never on Sky?
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby barry white » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:38 am

Bobbycollins wrote:The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

What we gotta sign? :?

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:44 am

barry white wrote:
Bobbycollins wrote:The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

What we gotta sign? :?

I was just about to post "sounds great, where do I sing? "
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Mr Reality » Sat Mar 07, 2020 11:44 am

Bamford 1-0 win

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby alienbumnote » Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:19 pm

COME ON LEEDS

....and Bristol!!!!

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Munson » Sat Mar 07, 2020 12:41 pm

The importance of these particular 3 points is giving me right agita.

Please fuck these fuckers the fuck up.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby jackos » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:06 pm

Devi wrote:Must panic buy.


I just popped out for a box of Ibuprofen, so I've done my shopping and Im ready for the game.

COME ON LEEDS!!!

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:12 pm

Oops, sorry Ponte
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Dublin White » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:22 pm

If we pass Bournemouth on the way up this year I wouldn’t mind seeing Lewis Cook back in a Leeds shirt. Some lovely balls and close control today.

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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Andymac-47 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:40 pm

Vampire wrote:Come on Leeds

I’ve seen footage from the Revie era where fans behind the goal threw bog roll when a goal was scored. If it still goes on and you can get your hands on some please send it over air freight.

:thumbl:

:lol: :lol:
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:45 pm

No Phillips?

:cry:
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Andymac-47 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:46 pm

Scrappy first half, and we score 2 in the second half. 2 nil us, Pablo and Jackie.
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby Andymac-47 » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:47 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:No Phillips?

:cry:

Where did you see that Eric?
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:52 pm

Couple journos saying he hasn’t appeared with the squad. Hopefully just travelled separately or summat.
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Re: The I'm not shaking hands with you 35,000 signing bastards CK

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:12 pm

Yep, he’s out.

Bit of a worry if he’s got a ‘coming and going’ injury.
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