spares for Ipswich?

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barry white
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spares for Ipswich?

Postby barry white » Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:10 am

... yeah I know :roll:

pm me

cheers

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby MightyWhite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:11 am

Got some rocking horse shit if you want to buy some?
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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:37 am

I’m conflicted. My brother in law is a Wendies fan who lives outside Ipswich and will definitely be on their booking system. Trouble is he’s an absolute dickhead we’ve not spoken to for years. Much as I see the necessity of getting in touch, I just can’t do it.

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Apr 10, 2019 9:39 am

eric olthwaite wrote:I’m conflicted. My brother in law is a Wendies fan who lives outside Ipswich and will definitely be on their booking system. Trouble is he’s an absolute dickhead we’ve not spoken to for years. Much as I see the necessity of getting in touch, I just can’t do it.

Fuckin hell Eric.
That's a no brainer for me.
I'd suck Boris Johnson's cock for a ticket.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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eric olthwaite
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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:18 am

Mustafaster wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:I’m conflicted. My brother in law is a Wendies fan who lives outside Ipswich and will definitely be on their booking system. Trouble is he’s an absolute dickhead we’ve not spoken to for years. Much as I see the necessity of getting in touch, I just can’t do it.

Fuckin hell Eric.
That's a no brainer for me.
I'd suck Boris Johnson's cock for a ticket.


Given the state of family relations, Mrs O might never suck my cock again.

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby the flying pig » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:38 am

Mustafaster wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:I’m conflicted. My brother in law is a Wendies fan who lives outside Ipswich and will definitely be on their booking system. Trouble is he’s an absolute dickhead we’ve not spoken to for years. Much as I see the necessity of getting in touch, I just can’t do it.

Fuckin hell Eric.
That's a no brainer for me.
I'd suck Boris Johnson's cock for a ticket.


just out of interest, do you think this is a tasty [Spanish] snack? i think it's an inexpensive mass produced [c 2 foot long] sausage of some kind, i can't decide whether to open it or not?

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:43 am

Is that Boris Johnson's cock?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:59 am

the flying pig wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:I’m conflicted. My brother in law is a Wendies fan who lives outside Ipswich and will definitely be on their booking system. Trouble is he’s an absolute dickhead we’ve not spoken to for years. Much as I see the necessity of getting in touch, I just can’t do it.

Fuckin hell Eric.
That's a no brainer for me.
I'd suck Boris Johnson's cock for a ticket.


just out of interest, do you think this is a tasty [Spanish] snack? i think it's an inexpensive mass produced [c 2 foot long] sausage of some kind, i can't decide whether to open it or not?

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It's ok. Not as good as a proper chorizo imo,but it's very popular with our Catalan bredrin.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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eric olthwaite
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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 11:12 am

New au pair and the first thing she does is offer you a two foot sausage?

Riiiiight

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:16 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:New au pair and the first thing she does is offer you a two foot sausage?

Riiiiight

Don't, chick with a dick she'll give you for money will get kenny going.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby the flying pig » Wed Apr 10, 2019 12:20 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:New au pair and the first thing she does is offer you a two foot sausage?

Riiiiight


fair to say i rounded up [as is a gentleman's prerogative], really it's barely a foot & a half.

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barry white
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Re: spares for Ipswich?

Postby barry white » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:15 pm

Aussie ruler so 6 inches max


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