ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

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Carl.os G
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ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Carl.os G » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:01 am

Oyez, oyez, OYEZ!!!!

Hear ye The Pond Dweller
Hear ye The Window Licker
Hear ye Mr Shit
Hear ye The Brown Nose (arse)
Hear ye The Complete Buffoon
Hear ye “Bottom”
Hear ye Chuckles the (gay) Clown
Hear ye the Homos
Hear ye Mr Micro Penis
Hear ye all the Welsh Aliases
Hear ye Walter fucking Mitty
Hear ye The One with an Uncanny Resemblance to Timothy Spall
Hear ye all of you with perpetually sore arseholes!!!

Your Master speaks.....

Now at last you understand the power and the glory of the Argentine!! Bielsa laughs and toys with the establishment whilst serenely guiding Leeds to the top of the table. So it has been written and so it shall become.

He hands Lampard’s fat arse to him on a plate, he openly laughs in the face of the supremely and shockingly effete Football League - daring them to dock points! Kneel in prayer that such a genius is captaining our ship!

And the tidings continue to improve.

We laugh at you your bafflingly incompetent Brexit tomfoolery, and a General Election is nigh. The good news is that new PM, Corbyn, has reached a secret pact with the Argentinians. There will finally be a full and public Ceremony of Reparation. He has readily agreed to the full package of Malvinas compensation treasures. He has offered to sport a Scolds Bridle, dunces cap and over sized Clown Shoes (at least size 16)! as befitting the circumstance - and him being the most unlikely Prime Minister - ever - by a factor of 10. Corbyn will be accompanied to the ceremony by respected Brain of Britain Diane Abbott. Diane will be naked save for being wrapped in a large Argentinian flag and pale blue thigh high boots. She will kneel alongside Corbyn to hand over the “Key of Apology” to your Argentine masters!!

Eeeee I’ll go to the foot of our stairs when he’s elected!!

Ojo!! As part of the Reparations, Argentinians resident in England are to receive tithe payments of one English whore wife/ girlfriend per week (no Boilers, Tug Boats or trannies, but sexy slappers cautiously welcome (to be assessed on a case by case basis). Start posting up your women folk and I’ll make my initial assessment.

HA!!!
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

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the flying pig
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 am

un poco temprano, ¿no?

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dirty leeds
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:12 am

¿Alguna noticia del equipo?

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dirty leeds
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:14 am

Oh, si. Olvidé:

Casilla
Ayling Phillips Cooper Alioski
Forshaw
Pablo Klich
Clarke Roofe Harrison

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Vampire
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Vampire » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:23 am

G’day Rhys.

Nice touch for you to mention “WW aliases” (and on Friday). All we need now is a Giles “great wit” and your reputation as this Board’s most street smart loveable rogue is secure.
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dirty leeds
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:25 am

On point.

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Devi
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Devi » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:46 am

Carl.os G wrote:Start posting up your women folk and I’ll make my initial assessment.


Take my wife?

No... Please, take my wife.

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MightyWhite
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby MightyWhite » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:52 am

Bit early innit?

Look forward to seeing the new keeper in (hopefully not too much) action
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eric olthwaite
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:01 am

WW's fake persona bullshit levels seem to have gone up a notch or two recently and all at a time where, in footballing terms, things are the most exciting / interesting they've been for years.

Did wife #14 just walk out or something?

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:13 am

Fcking loving this bit...

"Hear ye all of you with perpetually sore arseholes!!!''

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the flying pig
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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:42 am

eric olthwaite wrote:WW's fake persona bullshit levels seem to have gone up a notch or two recently and all at a time where, in footballing terms, things are the most exciting / interesting they've been for years.

Did wife #14 just walk out or something?


i heard on the grapevine that linda has perfected the old trick with ice cubes in one cheek, hot chocolate in the other, could be a source of inspiration.

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby welshwhite » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:03 am

I should post more often as Carlos, I'm witty as fuck when I do.

So come on Carlos/WW, visit us a little more often :thumbl:

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby JohnGiles » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:12 am

welshwhite wrote:I should post more often as Carlos, I'm witty as fuck when I do.

So come on Carlos/WW, visit us a little more often :thumbl:


Self deprecating

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:52 pm

welshwhite wrote:I should post more often as Carlos, I'm witty as fuck when I do.

So come on Carlos/WW, visit us a little more often :thumbl:

Averaging one post per month, I'm amazed Danny stopped wanking over the sturdy thighs of black youths for long enough to write all that, kudos.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Oheddieeddie » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:00 pm

Bit early innit Booby?

Any team news?

Leeds Carajo.

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby JohnGiles » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:01 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
welshwhite wrote:I should post more often as Carlos, I'm witty as fuck when I do.

So come on Carlos/WW, visit us a little more often :thumbl:

Averaging one post per month, I'm amazed Danny stopped wanking over the sturdy thighs of black youths for long enough to write all that, kudos.


Village idiot

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Re: ATTENTION AGING TRANSVESTITES

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:13 pm

JohnGiles wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:
welshwhite wrote:I should post more often as Carlos, I'm witty as fuck when I do.

So come on Carlos/WW, visit us a little more often :thumbl:

Averaging one post per month, I'm amazed Danny stopped wanking over the sturdy thighs of black youths for long enough to write all that, kudos.


Village idiot

Talking of folks who speak often and say nowt...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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