Oyez, oyez, OYEZ!!!!
Hear ye The Pond Dweller
Hear ye The Window Licker
Hear ye Mr Shit
Hear ye The Brown Nose (arse)
Hear ye The Complete Buffoon
Hear ye “Bottom”
Hear ye Chuckles the (gay) Clown
Hear ye the Homos
Hear ye Mr Micro Penis
Hear ye all the Welsh Aliases
Hear ye Walter fucking Mitty
Hear ye The One with an Uncanny Resemblance to Timothy Spall
Hear ye all of you with perpetually sore arseholes!!!
Your Master speaks.....
Now at last you understand the power and the glory of the Argentine!! Bielsa laughs and toys with the establishment whilst serenely guiding Leeds to the top of the table. So it has been written and so it shall become.
He hands Lampard’s fat arse to him on a plate, he openly laughs in the face of the supremely and shockingly effete Football League - daring them to dock points! Kneel in prayer that such a genius is captaining our ship!
And the tidings continue to improve.
We laugh at you your bafflingly incompetent Brexit tomfoolery, and a General Election is nigh. The good news is that new PM, Corbyn, has reached a secret pact with the Argentinians. There will finally be a full and public Ceremony of Reparation. He has readily agreed to the full package of Malvinas compensation treasures. He has offered to sport a Scolds Bridle, dunces cap and over sized Clown Shoes (at least size 16)! as befitting the circumstance - and him being the most unlikely Prime Minister - ever - by a factor of 10. Corbyn will be accompanied to the ceremony by respected Brain of Britain Diane Abbott. Diane will be naked save for being wrapped in a large Argentinian flag and pale blue thigh high boots. She will kneel alongside Corbyn to hand over the “Key of Apology” to your Argentine masters!!
Eeeee I’ll go to the foot of our stairs when he’s elected!!
Ojo!! As part of the Reparations, Argentinians resident in England are to receive tithe payments of one English whore wife/ girlfriend per week (no Boilers, Tug Boats or trannies, but sexy slappers cautiously welcome (to be assessed on a case by case basis). Start posting up your women folk and I’ll make my initial assessment.
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS