El Loco foreplay CK

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sunshine whites
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El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:16 am

El Loco comes & lubes the Media @ Thorp Arch, full training on June 25.
Honeymoon starts will we get 41 days of foreplay?...

Pre-season fixtures:

Tues, July 17, 7pm. Forest Green Rovers (A)
Thirsty, July 19, 7pm. York City (A)
Sun July 22, 2pm SarfEnd (A)
Tues, July 24, 7:45pm. Oxford United (A)
Thirsty, July 26, 7:45pm. Guiseley (A)
Sun, July 29, 3pm Las Palmas (H)

Opening day! Saturday the 4th of August 2018.
Sun Aug 5th Stoke (H) 430pm SkyTV
Sat Aug 11th Deby (A)
Tues 14th August 745pm Bolton (H)2018 Thia Tinpot Cup

Domestic transfer window closes: August 9, 5pm.
Loan window closes: August 31
w/c 3rd of September 2018.WTF Checkatrade Trophy

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sunshine whites
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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:16 am

Still no team news!

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Blackwhite
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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:19 am

If July 22 is a Sunday, I'm interested in what happened to the following Monday and Tuesday to make the 24th a Thursday...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Ponte » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:21 am

sunshine whites wrote:Domestic transfer window closes: August 9, 5pm.

Shit, forgot about that.
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Hmmm.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Tommy » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:31 am

I am unreasonably excited about the Southend match. That's going to be a grand old time. I've actually bought membership to increase my chances of getting tickets but if anyone with a season ticket fancies helping me out... :thumbl:

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sunshine whites
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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:42 am

Blackwhite wrote:If July 22 is a Sunday, I'm interested in what happened to the following Monday and Tuesday to make the 24th a Thursday...


well spotted deliberate error just see if any one was readings :oops:

Bottom line is it is ONLY 41 days :bounce: days & counting down TO THE START OF THE SEASON!!

6 friendly games in 13 days is hectic!

NOT :bounce: LONG to get in new players, complete, transfers, loans, comings in, shipping cnuts out, new training, tactics etc.

World cup runs to 15th, which only potentially affects Pontus, and any potential signings :o

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:10 am

Shameless post to brighten up the thread & get the interest going!
LUTv looking in good shape for the preseason.

Emma preseason.jpg

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Lindafromripon » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:51 am

sunshine whites wrote:Shameless post to brighten up the thread & get the interest going!
LUTv looking in good shape for the preseason.

Emma preseason.jpg


Why is it you men only think of us as a pair of boobs :thumbd:
i'm just a single lady looking to be treated with respect.....

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby the flying pig » Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:53 am

sunshine whites wrote:Shameless post to brighten up the thread & get the interest going!
LUTv looking in good shape for the preseason.

Emma preseason.jpg


Strewth, they're massive :pale:.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Phatphil65 » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:43 pm

Lindafromripon wrote:
sunshine whites wrote:Shameless post to brighten up the thread & get the interest going!
LUTv looking in good shape for the preseason.

Emma preseason.jpg


Why is it you men only think of us as a pair of boobs :thumbd:


And a pussy.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:49 pm

She induces disappointed sighing when Mrs BW walks through the room at half time. The only word so far has been "really", twice. First time with an upward inflection, the second downward, later when I said she was proving popular. :mrgreen:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby FER » Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:08 pm

Whoo-ee! Thems some gigantic whammers, son!
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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Devi » Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:29 pm

The mind boggles as to what I might put on that green screen.

A decorators radio, probably.
I like it. What is it?

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:45 pm

Devi wrote:The mind boggles as to what I might put on that green screen.

A decorators radio, probably.

Randy Marsh reconnected to t'internet image.

I remember seeing an ad photo of a field of football players holding their groins on the floor, cursory search failed.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:52 am

Lindafromripon wrote: Why is it you men only think of us as a pair of boobs :thumbd:


that's unfair you have see the whole perspective
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sunshine whites
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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby sunshine whites » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:00 am

YEP training update assessment- no new transfers in yet
A total of 12 players were in the main group yesterday,
Liam Cooper, Adam Forshaw, Kemar Roofe, Kalvin Phillips, Tom Pearce, Luke Ayling, Samuel Saiz, Pablo Hernandez, Stuart Dallas, Gjanni Alioski and Gaetano Berardi.

Absences spoke for themselves:
Pontus Jansson at the World Cup
Ronaldo Vieira time off for good behavior

Tyler Roberts, in the gym having done extensive fitness work before pre-season began.
Vurnon Anita is still recovering from ankle surgery carried out on him in April.

Notable by their omission were Republic of Ireland international Eunan O’Kane, strikers Caleb Ekuban and Jay-Roy Grot and winger Hadi Sacko. Andy Lonergan,
Luke Murphy, the largely forgotten midfielder who still has 12 months left on the long contract
Three others – Laurens De Bock, Yosuke Ideguchi and Mateusz Klich – had been photographed on Monday training with Leeds’ Under-23s and appear to fall into the clutch of ‘maybes’ who Bielsa is assessing.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby the flying pig » Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:53 am

ekuban is one of my least favorite members of the current squad. as a player [not looks wise] reminds me of ian moore.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Mustafaster » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:02 am

Roofe in the main group?
Bielsa must reckin he can do summat with him.
Mebbe put him in a neck brace so he can't look at his own feet.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Quiffy » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:16 am

Mustafaster wrote:Roofe in the main group?
Bielsa must reckin he can do summat with him.
Mebbe put him in a neck brace so he can't look at his own feet.

wasn't he our top scorer last season?

I'm seeing bielsa as a chef, in some recipes you need potatoes.
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.

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Re: El Loco foreplay CK

Postby Tommy » Thu Jun 28, 2018 10:51 am

I suspect if some combination of Vydra/Hernandez/Grabban are coming Roofe could well be made available but I also wouldn't be adverse to keeping him.


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