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[jackos]

.. ooh-so-classy-feeling scarf.

Hope it's better quality than the kids tat, tried sharpening one of the pencils today and it's a regular white pencil with some vacuum packed shit plastic label/skin that peels off like an orange skin .. I would bet I could get better quality in Kirkgate for 2 quid.

[AndyPaul]

Yeah my tat came today too

[Blackwhite]

.. ooh-so-classy-feeling scarf.

Hope it's better quality than the kids tat, tried sharpening one of the pencils today and it's a regular white pencil with some vacuum packed shit plastic label/skin that peels off like an orange skin .. I would bet I could get better quality in Kirkgate for 2 quid.

Belay your optimism.


Only scarf I've ever seen made of segments sewn together.
Feels like it maybe didn't cost too much... My old one bought for a few quid by the ground is miles better.

[AndyPaul]

The key ring is fine. Sticker is OK too but can't say the rest of it is much good. The scarf is dreadful to be honest

[Blackwhite]

The key ring is fine. Sticker is OK too but can't say the rest of it is much good. The scarf is dreadful to be honest

Though the wife had just pointed out I'm wrong, it's not in sections, that's just the effect of the vacuum packing on the folds. It's still cheap as fuck.

[Tycipa]

The key ring is fine. Sticker is OK too but can't say the rest of it is much good. The scarf is dreadful to be honest

Though the wife had just pointed out I'm wrong, it's not in sections, that's just the effect of the vacuum packing on the folds. It's still cheap as fuck.

Comes up OK once washed and ironed, loses some of that plasticky feel. Then need to spill some beer on it, wipe the kebab sauce from the lips, stuff it in a drawer between games and hey presto it will be just right.

[Blackwhite]

I will take that under advisement mate, ta. Any particular kebab? My local puts yogurt on everything and that could be difficult to explain.

[Tycipa]

I will take that under advisement mate, ta. Any particular kebab? My local puts yogurt on everything and that could be difficult to explain.

Depends whose lips you’re wiping.

[Blackwhite]

I will take that under advisement mate, ta. Any particular kebab? My local puts yogurt on everything and that could be difficult to explain.

Depends whose lips you’re wiping.

Mine, which is the problem...


Who'd let someone else wipe their gob on their scarf?

[Tycipa]

I will take that under advisement mate, ta. Any particular kebab? My local puts yogurt on everything and that could be difficult to explain.

Depends whose lips you’re wiping.

Mine, which is the problem...


Who'd let someone else wipe their gob on their scarf?

I was thinking lips below the navel rather than lips below the nasal.

[Blackwhite]

Missus getting pissed off by the bottle opener already

[Professor Weeto]

My wife’s family used to have an annual “tacky shit” competition (everyone brings their tackiest bit of shit) and she’s very excited about the bottle opener. Wondering if she might push for a revival.