Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:16 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Professor Weeto » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:20 pm



A couple of mates of mine did something similar to this when we were on a holiday at a cottage in the middle of nowhere, aged about 19. Ran out into a lightning storm with a big metal pole or something. Soon came running back after a bolt of lightning struck a couple of yards from where they were.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:44 pm

I hope he chucked the pole first.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:58 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ponte » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:00 pm

:lol:
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Hmmm.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:12 am

(self-nomination)

I really fucking struggle with work this time of year - takes me a couple of weeks to get back into the swing after Christmas, there's all the shit to do with leaving home and getting back in the dark, and I'm utterly knackered by the end of the week.

So this morning I'm shuffling my dead carcass from bedroom to bathroom in the dark shortly before 6 as normal when the landing light comes on and blinds me and goes straight off again. I'm nowhere near a switch so I'm thinking, 'What The FUCK?' Since we're on the middle landing I immediately check there's no one about upstairs and then panic like fuck in case it's burglars downstairs. I go and check; no one there. So what the fuck was it - some sort of mad electrical fault / surge?

I go back to the bathroom and then see my phone screen has a blurred photo of my foot and the bathroom door. Flash must have gone off whilst I was holding it. Absolutely shat myself, hopeless twat :mrgreen:

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:50 am

Thing that I find most entertaining about this story is that there's presumably a WhatsApp group called 'Really Important Mega-Billionaires' or summat.

What the fuck was the sending a video thing about anyway: 'Hey, Jeff, have you seen the one where Vlad shits himself after 27 vodkas and has to get the GRU to execute everyone in the room?'

Wild.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:40 am

The idea that Bezos would stop the WaPo printing critical stories to prevent a dick pic getting out is the true stupid cunt energy in this story...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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