I really fucking struggle with work this time of year - takes me a couple of weeks to get back into the swing after Christmas, there's all the shit to do with leaving home and getting back in the dark, and I'm utterly knackered by the end of the week.
So this morning I'm shuffling my dead carcass from bedroom to bathroom in the dark shortly before 6 as normal when the landing light comes on and blinds me and goes straight off again. I'm nowhere near a switch so I'm thinking, 'What The FUCK?' Since we're on the middle landing I immediately check there's no one about upstairs and then panic like fuck in case it's burglars downstairs. I go and check; no one there. So what the fuck was it - some sort of mad electrical fault / surge?
I go back to the bathroom and then see my phone screen has a blurred photo of my foot and the bathroom door. Flash must have gone off whilst I was holding it. Absolutely shat myself, hopeless twat