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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun May 12, 2019 8:23 am

Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun May 12, 2019 8:40 am

Mustafaster wrote:https://www.sciencealert.com/australia-released-a-banknote-with-a-typo-and-nobody-noticed-for-6-months

And nobody noticed for six months.
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2 pages back, mate.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun May 12, 2019 8:43 am

Blackwhite wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:https://www.sciencealert.com/australia-released-a-banknote-with-a-typo-and-nobody-noticed-for-6-months

And nobody noticed for six months.
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2 pages back, mate.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 14, 2019 12:34 pm

Currently working on a public sector construction project. The way these things work (which could form a PhD thesis in stupidity in itself) is that Design Team A produces an options report, scores the options with the client and selects the preferred option. The project gets approval at government department level, the client gets planning permission. The whole thing then gets re-tendered and Design Team B (us) pop up to complete the detail design before handing it on to a contractor. It's exactly the kind of long-winded Kafka-esque bureaucratic idiocy the government forces on the public sector in the name of efficient oversight but which would never be tolerated in the private sector.

On this occasion the preferred option just does not work because assumptions which were made about constructability are not valid. When we were first appointed we said, 'This doesn't look right, you need to think about revisiting the options selection process.' Client says, 'No, you work with the approved scheme, carry on'. To the point where, now, we're looking at adding maybe £4m cost to a £7-8m project, and even then it will be so complex a lot of contractors will either refuse to touch it or will give such a stupid price it can never go ahead. We've told them what the fix is.

My understanding is that the fundamental reason we cannot change tack is because it would be a bit embarrassing for the client body to have to go back to the government department and admit they dropped a bollock and they need to start again. Apparently it's less troublesome to stand by a 150% overspend.

Fuck sake.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Thu May 23, 2019 2:09 pm

Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sat May 25, 2019 8:22 am

Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Sat May 25, 2019 11:38 am

Mustafaster wrote:https://www.joemygod.com/2019/05/not-the-onion-ark-encounter-sues-over-rain-damage/?fbclid=IwAR3u3_6V5IOaxDfHOW3uilA27tM-4I9xjun1uIM5nfmR4urx6CbanBBjRNk


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat May 25, 2019 12:39 pm

The Lord doesn’t pay the insurance premiums though.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu May 30, 2019 9:25 am

1. I haven't been to this place
2. I suspect some of the alleged health benefits may be a bit far fetched.

But for fuck sake. What a stupid country. You do everything you can to clarify the legal position and then, rather than a simple notification that things have changed and you have to shut down, you get raided. Dickheads.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu May 30, 2019 9:27 am

Like that lady whose kid had their oil withheld at Customs, and then given back later.



Legalise it. Fuck's sake. Try flying into Canada, signs as you arrive asking you politely if you're importing a bale :lol:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:46 am

Mujer tenia que ser.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jun 02, 2019 11:05 am

Mustafaster wrote:Mujer tenia que ser.

Señora Volador.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:13 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:00 am

Dean Saunders: "Leeds spying was against the code of conduct, maybe not illegal but wrong."


Also Dean Saunders: "Whashat Ossifer? Get out of the car? Fuck off. I've only had one or two..."
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby metalsmurf » Tue Jun 11, 2019 4:41 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:1. I haven't been to this place
2. I suspect some of the alleged health benefits may be a bit far fetched.

But for fuck sake. What a stupid country. You do everything you can to clarify the legal position and then, rather than a simple notification that things have changed and you have to shut down, you get raided. Dickheads.

He's still a cunt though cos there's no fucking way he hasn't change his surname to 'Evolution' the cunt.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Wed Jun 26, 2019 10:25 am


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:13 pm

From a seasonal selection of American independence Day firework safety PSAs: Don't Look Down Mortars.


You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jul 05, 2019 9:09 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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