Grumpy Old Man Thread

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:49 pm

AndyPaul wrote:I’m happy to sponsor people when they are doing something noteworthy for charity such as a marathon or whatever but I will not be fucking giving you a penny for not drinking alcohol for a month. Seriously do fuck off.

See also: not shaving.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Phil LUFC » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:46 pm

Sky Go App. When normal programmes crash, you restart them and that's it. Not Sky Go, oh no. With Sky Go you have to uninstall the app, uninstall another app you didn't realise it used, go hunting for the files left behind by both, delete them, restart your PC then reinstall the app before you can load it again. At that point it'll need to download an update (and therefore uninstall and reinstall itself), repeat as it then finds another update. I've watched 5 minutes of the Spurs v City game, having missed the start anyway, then spent 30 minutes (so far) trying to get back to it.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby FER » Tue Oct 30, 2018 12:22 pm

Works fine for me on me moby.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Phil LUFC » Tue Oct 30, 2018 7:42 pm

FER wrote:Works fine for me on me moby.

Mine too but it's not an ideal size screen for it. Just the PC side which is shite. At least it works again now and this is better than the 2 full years where sky said silverlight was the problem while Microsoft said silverlight was discontinued and sky should redevelop.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:35 pm

Phil LUFC wrote:
FER wrote:Works fine for me on me moby.

Mine to but it's not an ideal size screen for it. Just the PC side which is shite. At least it works again now and this is better than the 2 full years where sky said silverlight was the problem while Microsoft said silverlight was discontinued and sky should redevelop.

Rare to side with Gatesy, but, yeah. Lazy Devs.
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:02 am

Which cunt ever decided it was acceptable, when you order an egg or bacon sarnie in a cafe, to put any sort of salad on the plate?

Seeing this grotesque evil more and more lately.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Charlie Don't Surf » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:28 pm

When in Oz a mate suggested we went for a bacon buttie in a caff.
It arrived on a slate with rocket and aioli. Pretentious cunts.
BREAK HIS LEGS!!

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby welshwhite » Fri Nov 02, 2018 4:35 pm

They're a strange breed over there, you only have to look at the antics of Brett on here.

I've never met one that was not an oddball in one way or another.
As the Eurythmics used to sing.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby AndyPaul » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:11 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Which cunt ever decided it was acceptable, when you order an egg or bacon sarnie in a cafe, to put any sort of salad on the plate?

Seeing this grotesque evil more and more lately.


Not seen that before it must be a southern thing. I blame the EU. Thank fuck for Brexit.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Ontolly » Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:57 pm

AndyPaul wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Which cunt ever decided it was acceptable, when you order an egg or bacon sarnie in a cafe, to put any sort of salad on the plate?

Seeing this grotesque evil more and more lately.


Not seen that before it must be a southern thing. I blame the EU. Thank fuck for Brexit.

This all started with BLT and any other Radio 1 nonce from the 70's - hang the fucking DJ :thumbd:
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Nov 10, 2018 12:14 pm

Wimmin!
Grrrr!
Why can they not accept that a bloke is actually capable of doing something well?
They have to nitpick and find a tiny flaw .
We had about the best gig we've ever done last night.
Great venue, a smallish theatre with great lights and sound. Place was full, 250 people, people left outside because full, we played great, two absolutely genuine encores,, everybody loved it.

Except Señora Musta of course. :scratch:
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Andymac-47 » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:09 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Wimmin!
Grrrr!
Why can they not accept that a bloke is actually capable of doing something well?
They have to nitpick and find a tiny flaw .
We had about the best gig we've ever done last night.
Great venue, a smallish theatre with great lights and sound. Place was full, 250 people, people left outside because full, we played great, two absolutely genuine encores,, everybody loved it.

Except Señora Musta of course. :scratch:


I feel ya, that's the standard in ours, except if one of the sons completes a task in a medium kind of standard, then it's the best ever in the whole world.
Andymac

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Ontolly » Sat Nov 10, 2018 11:27 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Wimmin!
Grrrr!
Why can they not accept that a bloke is actually capable of doing something well?
They have to nitpick and find a tiny flaw .
We had about the best gig we've ever done last night.
Great venue, a smallish theatre with great lights and sound. Place was full, 250 people, people left outside because full, we played great, two absolutely genuine encores,, everybody loved it.

Except Señora Musta of course. :scratch:


I heard it was an awesome night with the bass maybe a tad too ......


bassy? :study:
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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Sun Nov 11, 2018 7:32 am

What was wrong with it, Musta? According to Mrs Expert, I mean.

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Nov 11, 2018 9:07 am

dirty leeds wrote:What was wrong with it, Musta? According to Mrs Expert, I mean.

My shoes, mostly.
And we took a bit too long between songs because guitarist.
(Actually that's a fair point, why the cunt has to change guitars five times I have no idea. They all sound the same to me because the twat only ever uses the bridge pickup.)
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