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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:52 am

AONIP I was sat on the train this morning next to Nando's Head of Estates (according to his email sig) and he was preparing some apparently significant business operations report. His PowerPoint template used the standard Nando's typeface, colour and graphics:

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Fuck sake.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:36 am

Why wouldn't they have a corporate template?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Sep 06, 2019 10:43 am

Blackwhite wrote:Why wouldn't they have a corporate template?


Well obvs, I guess I'd expect it to be a little more grown-up than the public retail brand.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:04 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:Why wouldn't they have a corporate template?


Well obvs, I guess I'd expect it to be a little more grown-up than the public retail brand.

Ours is exactly as per, so are all the others I've seen...


The shade you're really slinging is at their public brand identity TBF...
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Devi » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:29 am

The moment you realise the Estate Agent might have got into the room you thought you’d locked...

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:50 am

Go on then i gotta ask, am i missing something above ?
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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Postby dirty leeds » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:59 am

kennyb41 wrote:Go on then i gotta ask, am i missing something above ?


Skip through the photos, K.

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Postby kennyb41 » Mon Sep 09, 2019 8:40 am

Ahh right, played the video first thought that was creepy enough and they throw in the scum shirt to top all that shyte off, little wonder it's going to auction.
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:07 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Sep 17, 2019 5:42 pm

I’ll be disappointed if no one starts a band called Bull Sperm Cannons after this.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby kennyb41 » Wed Sep 18, 2019 10:38 am

eric olthwaite wrote:I’ll be disappointed if no one starts a band called Bull Sperm Cannons after this.


Now there's a possible candidate for the bigots arrival on this planet.

Must dash.
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Postby Quiffy » Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:45 pm

bumped into mick hennigan in town at dinnertime, not literally, i walked past him watching a female opera busker, thought 'that's mick hennigan' and went back to check (he was on his todd, so it seemed fair enough). i said 'it's mick hennigan isn't it? he said yes and we chatted for a minute or so about how i remembered him shouting at the reserves at an empty elland road. 'they needed a bit of motivating' he said with a grin. he was genuinely surprised to be recognised and was happy to chat, laughing when i said all that was back was when i was 18 or so, bearing in mind my current appearance. unfortunately i had to get back to work, but he said it made his day being recognised.

top man indeed. :thumbl: :salute:
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:12 am

I was pretty appalled to see that Thomas Cook's trading terms are that they pay hotels 90 days after guests have left. Fucking cunts; basically money laundering from when people pay deposits for holidays in January. Late / delayed payment is the bane of the construction industry too and this shit boils my piss. It's invariably large companies using commercial heft to drive small companies out of business.

I feel for the holidaymakers, the hotels and the suppliers but as for the business, fuck 'em.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Professor Weeto » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:35 am

eric olthwaite wrote:I was pretty appalled to see that Thomas Cook's trading terms are that they pay hotels 90 days after guests have left. Fucking cunts; basically money laundering from when people pay deposits for holidays in January. Late / delayed payment is the bane of the construction industry too and this shit boils my piss. It's invariably large companies using commercial heft to drive small companies out of business.

I feel for the holidaymakers, the hotels and the suppliers but as for the business, fuck 'em.


Late payment seems to be endemic in almost all industries. As you say it's the smaller companies/sole traders who suffer.

Weirdly enough, in my sector (music) it's the universities who are the worst at paying on time. Major labels are a pain but there are ways to the money out of them more quickly if you hold some of the masters back. When it comes to educational establishments it always, without fail, takes months of chasing.

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Devi » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:41 am

I like it. What is it?

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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Andymac-47 » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:17 pm

OWETB wrote:https://twitter.com/chiragbshah/status/1175313850410950656?s=20


Thats brilliant!
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Re: Entirely SFW Random Link Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:11 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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