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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:32 pm

Terre Harte II wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Not a perversion as such I suppose, just that she appears to have attended the Karen Matthews school of charm and seduction.

Hole in her uniform indeed :puker:


Who could possibility resist a woman who looks like the doctor from “The Third Man”?

She does look like a lady who would be more accustomed to pushing them to the side than taking them off.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Terre Harte II » Tue May 26, 2020 2:21 am

Our wireless went out for a bit tonight. We have an Amazon Fire Stick for our TV, so when the connection goes out, it lists all of the available connections, usually pulling in signals from a door or two away.

One of the ones that showed up as an available signal for us? Sex Dungeon.

We have two new neighbors, so presumably, one of them has the sex dungeon. I need to figure out an artful way to approach this.

The funniest part? Whomever doesn't have the sex dungeon might think we have the sex dungeon.

I'm all for keeping up with the joneses, so I'd better get started. Are the screws to mount a St. Andrews Cross flathead or Phillips?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Devi » Tue May 26, 2020 7:48 am

I am reminded of a similar neighbour, who creatively called this network ‘Do you swing?’

I was sorely tempted to change mine to ‘what’s in it for me?’
I like it. What is it?

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby OWETB » Thu May 28, 2020 7:24 pm

This is made so much better due to the mishaps of the OP when it comes to locations :mrgreen:

Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri May 29, 2020 6:58 am

OWETB wrote:This is made so much better due to the mishaps of the OP when it comes to locations :mrgreen:

Pair hired for man's broom sexual fantasy turn up in bedroom at wrong address with machetes


Fuck me, there’s a lot to unpick there.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby dirty leeds » Sat Jun 13, 2020 12:32 pm

I'm not entirely sure what to do with this information... but anyway, Harvey Weinstein has been revealed to have suffered from a genital deformity, caused by Fournier's Gangrene.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:45 am

OWETB wrote:Sex Work Slowdown


Did they not send for Kenny?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jun 25, 2020 11:32 am

"Anna".

Yeah, send for kennyb.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Mustafaster » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:06 am

Terre Harte II wrote:Our wireless went out for a bit tonight. We have an Amazon Fire Stick for our TV, so when the connection goes out, it lists all of the available connections, usually pulling in signals from a door or two away.

One of the ones that showed up as an available signal for us? Sex Dungeon.

We have two new neighbors, so presumably, one of them has the sex dungeon. I need to figure out an artful way to approach this.

The funniest part? Whomever doesn't have the sex dungeon might think we have the sex dungeon.

I'm all for keeping up with the joneses, so I'd better get started. Are the screws to mount a St. Andrews Cross flathead or Phillips?

Haha.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby metalsmurf » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:20 pm


Dont think Ponte will have a problem with this.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 20, 2020 9:47 pm

NOBODY could criticise.


That's just filth.
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Phil LUFC » Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:47 pm

Portuguese filth:

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:20 pm

Wasn't it you Phil who said the fifth didn't count? :mrgreen: Maybe I'm misremembering...
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Jul 21, 2020 11:07 pm

Marginal offside on the second last touch?
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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Phil LUFC » Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:12 am

Blackwhite wrote:Wasn't it you Phil who said the fifth didn't count? :mrgreen: Maybe I'm misremembering...

I don't recall this, doesn't mean it didn't happen though.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Phil LUFC » Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:13 am

eric olthwaite wrote:Marginal offside on the second last touch?

I don't think so, the player it goes to sort of stumbles over the defenders foot and that seems to happen marginally after the ball in played so you'd think level. If it's offside it's VAR controversy margins.

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby AndyPaul » Fri Jul 24, 2020 2:41 pm



Didn't know where to put this but it seems as good a place as any. Safe for work so don't worry but disturbing all the same

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Re: OT general news on sexual perversions

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jul 24, 2020 3:10 pm

What the fuck did I just watch?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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