FER wrote:Final Score
The only reason I watched this was because it was set in a footy stadium. I was very much expecting a load of bollocks. I was not disappointed.
If you've seen Die Hard and Taken, then you've got the plot of this bag of shite all sewn up. It's set at Upton Park for the 'last match' which is a Euro semi-final (!!! ) against 'Dynamo FC' and stars Dave Bautista (I think he was a wrestler and is very much in The Rock mould). Think of being at ER and nobody in the whole stadium notices that there's a bloke riding a motorbike across the roof of one of the stands, and that nobody notices the chopper hovering 10 foot above the stadium, and that nobody notices when said biker bloke then falls and hangs off the edge of the roof of the stand over the pitch and proceeds to climb down back into the stand. Nobody bats a fucking eyelid! Utter, utter shit!
The plot is thin, the acting isn't great and it will have you shouting "Bollocks to that!" at the screen
Blackwhite wrote:Likewise. I've similarly swerved his version of Bad Lieutenant just on the general principle that life's too short for Nicolas Cage's Bullshit.
Tommy wrote:I’m waiting for the reboot of that with Samu Saiz in the title role.
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