kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:08 pm

That Ponte's a fckin character, a borin one at that, anybody would think we hang on his every.

Ya write fck all decent bart footy and fall into the 'skim past' all ya posts category that a lot on here fall into.

Go n get in that line with all those borin internet trawlin fckers wilt, ya can't miss it. You'll be claimin you too have a wife next.

Must dash.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:25 pm

Well i'm off Weds Welsh 1.50pm flight to Doha..about an hour wait then onwards to Kuala Lumpar...where i've got a fckin 19hr wait for my final destination arriving at 9.30am ish i think on the 17th ! ..fkin mare of a trek so gonna be missing all those Weds/Thurs fixtures until i get logged on...doubt there'll be a 'kennybs own' until i'm in quarantine at designated hotel after hopefully passing all c19 tests, checkin in here will all depend on mi boredom levels amidst my hectic shaggin schedule. :basket:

:D

Brag not over.

Must dash.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:26 pm

No need to fckin respond , i know uve read it.

Now fck off.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby welshwhite » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:57 pm

Enjoy the trip Ken. I'm planning to go to Thailand with friends in September for pool and piss-ups.
Then go there again for a few weeks in November with Mrs WW for her hols.
At the moment holiday makers from the UK are banned from that country, things will need to change first.


Time for me to do the old fuck off ploy - must dash.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 6:39 pm

I still don't like the baht rate but al see where i am come Sept, got too spoilt with rate of 77 from 2003 onwards and not been since 2016 when it was last at 50...38 atm is not appealing but we'll see.

Right, fck the Queen and let's shoot these Swans, and keep off this fckin thread. :cyclops:
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Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:00 am

Welsh I've only just noticed above you mentioned pool and thought you meant as in swimming at first glance ..but looks like you mean the game...do you go there for the tourneys they have and have you ever been to Jimmy Whites place and exhibitions ? ......I ask for a good reason and will explain later

Hurry up and answer and then fck right off wilt.

Yes Vamps MW is you know who........ Musta + others you've bin conned fer fekin years, dumb fcks gettin in spats and joinin in where they think there's 6 people discussin stuff :lol: ....my apologies (hurry the fck up and read that wilya then i can delete it ffs) go out to Hee Haw for ever accusing you of being him....but Jeez you gotta admit with all that cock suckin...you must be able to see why i was down that path.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 8:17 am

You losin ur tiny W ? Hee haw knows jack bout footy and ur wrong as well it's not all Horse that, it's dog.

Anyhows...Cellino - was absolutely superb in what he did for this club and helping bring us to where we are today, like me he just can't help being a fckin maniac.

Orta - Is absolute shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte at his job...but i want him to stay....none of these fckin dummies here could ever work out why, especially the Yanks amongst us.

Radz...instrumental and i'd like to say i love him nearly as much as Bert...but Bert is way way way up there and untouchable for me.

Bert - I'd be here all day.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby welshwhite » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:43 am

kennyb41 wrote:do you go there for the tourneys they have and have you ever been to Jimmy Whites place and exhibitions ? ......I ask for a good reason and will explain later

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I'm sure I've shown you this video of me playing Jimmy before in a charity exibition game for Thai orphans.
Carrying a bit of extra weight there because of a hernia operation, slim as fuck now :) .


I turned my head away on the final Black to beat him after he started to take the piss with me 'that'll teach the cunt I thought'.


Played him a couple of times over there and he had a night out with us down Walking street, as you know there's no cameras allowed in the go-go bars but I took a quick clip of him enjoying a drink with us Welshies there, he loves to meet up with us in September and go for a drink.
The daft twat come out with us wearing his snooker clobber. Sitting in front of him is Andrew Paggett who comes with us, Welsh Snooker pro. Just got back onto the main tour. He's fucking nuts and a good laugh.


I go with my usual friends for 23 nights, there's killa pool games most nights and we do quite well in them often winning enough to pay the nights drinking costs.

Twice a week there's big money tounaments held here, fantastic pool hall but the players get handicapped as the games progress to make things fair for all entrants (Don't even think of hustling).


All in all with the pool and rock bars we love it there, we get the usual comments about going to Thailand from the henpecked people that have to stay at home watching corrie with the wife :thumbl:

Must dash.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:40 am

I think you've shown me that sneaked in camera one before never seen tothers, if it wasn't you someone has.

Do you know a guy called John Bridgwater goes by 'Jay' ?...full name John Aston Bridgwater ?
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby welshwhite » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:45 am

kennyb41 wrote:I think you've shown me that sneaked in camera one before, if it wasn't you someone has.

Do you know a guy called John Bridgwater goes by 'Jay' ?...full name John Aston Bridgwater ?


No, don't think so.

I feel fucking terrible posting on your thread, sorry about this.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:47 am

Yeah them henpecked jealous fckers can be the worst....but you can guarantee it's always them bashing the Bishop to kiddeeporn at EVERY opportunity on't net

You'll know what i mean...like those Judges and MP's ya read abart in't papers....fckin dyin to have that life themselves, pretend they don't, make out they're happy as larry and slag the ones that do...yeah i know em.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:49 am

Listen, i'll tell ya when to fck off,

Ok if ya don't know him. Fck off doesn't matter now.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby welshwhite » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:59 am

kennyb41 wrote:Listen, i'll tell ya when to fck off,

Ok if ya don't know him. Fck off doesn't matter now.


Maybe you should have given me a clue why I should know him, like if he owed a bar or maybe he plays pool, etc.

Hardly likely I'd know him by name in a resort that size.

Ok, fucking off now.

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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:21 am

He reckons he's a good mate of Jimmys ( i think he's a blagger) and that he's organised charity events in Pattaya and exhibitions for Jimmy, says Jimmy is Godfather to his son, he currently lives out of Phillipines and has Phillipino wife, if i don't manage to see you there and you go, mention it to Jimmy and see what response you get..I think this Jay has defo been pattaya a number of times but for some reason is on the run....Jimmy will know him from Tony Bloom and some mega heavy betting in HK...Jay worked for Bloom in the past.

If you go in Sept and all is well , i will make the effort to get there this time, especially if we're in Prem.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:22 am

fck me those videos have put me in the mood.
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Postby kennyb41 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 11:41 am

I like it Bert, stickin with ur new 16m born again who'll shine in the Prem striker - and releasing the Bogeyman alongside our aging Wizard with 15 to go.

Nah...2-2 18/1 Betty exchange.

Not reet int' mood fer u fckin numpties today.
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Postby kennyb41 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 1:40 pm

The beautiful Emma looking like she's done the perfect amount of swimming in her exercise life up to now....Ben tryin his best to stay focussed on the job but stuttering like fck in her presence....i'd be spittin feathers too Ben lad.

C'mon The Pab put em to bed, fck mi tenner bet i'd rather lose that fer a Pab beaut....C'mon the fckin Bunny run em ragged.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:02 pm

Fck me Pat i don't think you'd score with a £50 note tied to ya cock.
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Re: kennyb's own we're not drowning but swimming up that old Swanee river jobbie!

Postby kennyb41 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:03 pm

fag break.
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Postby kennyb41 » Sun Jul 12, 2020 2:13 pm

Why does Pat remind me of a Diplodocus :scratch:
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