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Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:32 am

The kids’ names
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Phil LUFC » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:25 am

eric olthwaite wrote:The kids’ names

:salute:

As for the article otherwise, the school the boy is about to go to (and daughter is already at) give every student a full school uniform including pe kit before they start.
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Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:10 am

Wtf are the other three Kids called?


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:23 am

Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads


I'd be disappointed if they didn't have a Wikkidblu. Maybe a Copperburgfruitsoftheforrest.

As a random aside, Mrs O has an old friend from school with a daughter called Laura Ashlie and a son called Jamie Leigh. Think she may now be in great grandkid territory; fuck knows what they're all called.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Devi » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:29 am

Hmmm

On the subject of kids names I reckon I’ll just whistle nonchalantly...
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Postby Tycipa » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:47 am

Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads

If you tried reading the rest of the article all would have been revealed.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:26 pm

Tycipa wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads

If you tried reading the rest of the article all would have been revealed.

Including the source of that strange whooshing sound?
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Postby moscowhite » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:49 pm

Devi wrote:Hmmm

On the subject of kids names I reckon I’ll just whistle nonchalantly...


Does Nonchalantly normally come in for his dinner if you whistle him?
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby jackos » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:01 pm

What the chuff is that supposed to be? Sure mate bung a TSB in the centre it'll look great. Alternatively just chop your arm off
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Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:03 pm

jackos wrote:What the chuff is that supposed to be?

His first memory of his mother?
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Fri Jul 19, 2019 2:36 pm

:lol:

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Postby OWETB » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:48 pm

Catman, fighting crime.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:22 pm


Think this happened in Turkmenistan or some other fucking place recently too. They must be taking the piss.

Edit: Pakistan.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:33 pm

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/201 ... ruise-ship
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:56 pm

the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:15 am

OWETB wrote:
the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company


Pff, that's what they all say.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:26 am

the flying pig wrote:
OWETB wrote:
the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company


Pff, that's what they all say.


Hah! So the woman they're quoting said, 'Some clown crashed a party... ' and it was taken to mean a person dressed as a clown. Excellent. :lol:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:34 am

The eye-opener in that story for me was that I'd always assumed that cruising the fjords would be the natural realm of Polite Saga Customers of Sevenoaks, with their pinky purple Craghoppers comfortable walking trousers. Instead it's some sort of EDL gammon hellscape - who knew?
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:28 am

Err, everyone?


Seriously, your view of the cruise customers seems to have been overly generous, Eric. I wouldn't go on one if you paid me.
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