Mickey Apples Appreciation Thread aka The Sack Race

[dirty leeds]

Fat Frank confirmed at Chelsea: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48632172

[Mustafaster]

Fat Frank confirmed at Chelsea: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48632172

Great start to the day.

[eric olthwaite]

I think the most interesting thing about this is that it smells of Abramovich getting bored with his toy. If there was any genuine interesting in moving Chelsea forward he wouldn't possibly have appointed FFL; it's just a 'fuck it, nice enough bloke, keep the fans quiet for a bit' move.

He's obviously got the money to do better, he just can't be bothered. This is probably the ultimate outcome for all dick-waving look-at-me billionaire football owners.

[eric olthwaite]

Also, casual reminder:

“I had a really good chat with David. As a footballer I don’t want to get involved with the campaigning thing but I am a Tory and I really like David Cameron.” - Frank Lampard, 2007

“I have met David Cameron a couple of times and George Osborne – I have a lot of respect for them” - Frank Lampard, 2014

“I’m fascinated by him. He is a very, very interesting character. Love him or hate him, he gets everyone talking.” - Frank Lampard on Donald Trump, 2016

[Blackwhite]

Jesus.





Before I read that I quite liked the guy and his morals.

[thestraw]

How long are we giving him, 3-4 months?

[Bnimble]

Time to sit back and enjoy the ride.This will end in (Chelsea) tears.Really pleased they’ve given him the job

[Blackwhite]

What does Yeboah think?

[Yeboah]

Also, casual reminder:

“I had a really good chat with David. As a footballer I don’t want to get involved with the campaigning thing but I am a Tory and I really like David Cameron.” - Frank Lampard, 2007

“I have met David Cameron a couple of times and George Osborne – I have a lot of respect for them” - Frank Lampard, 2014

“I’m fascinated by him. He is a very, very interesting character. Love him or hate him, he gets everyone talking.” - Frank Lampard on Donald Trump, 2016

Proven popular majority opinions when voiced.

It's not him who's out of step.....

[eric olthwaite]

Cocu confirmed at (no more FL's) DC. But fucking hell, state of this pic. Keep small children safely locked indoors.

PC's DC

[Phil LUFC]

Cocu confirmed at (no more FL's) DC. But fucking hell, state of this pic. Keep small children safely locked indoors.

PC's DC

I quite liked this tweet on the first part of your post:


Be interesting to see how he does, seems he was shite in Turkey last season but decent in Netherlands before that.

As for Frank, I partly wonder if he'll actually do alright, he's going to be forced to blood more youngsters given their transfer ban, his name will buy him a bit of time to get results with them and there's some decent players there. He's spent a year working with Mount so would imagine he'd get a chance but I'm waiting for Izzy Fucking Brown to suddenly look the real deal in the prem.

[Tommy]

It's not him who's out of step.....

Yes it is. I’ve met the next generation, spent a lot of time around them in my volunteering work. As soon as the Brexit voting crusties start to die off things will start to change.

[Yeboah]

It's not him who's out of step.....

Yes it is. I’ve met the next generation, spent a lot of time around them in my volunteering work. As soon as the Brexit voting crusties start to die off things will start to change.

Lol, yep ok.

[rss1969]

I was hoping that Lampard would stay TBH.

Without Wilson, Tomori & Mount this season Derby under him would have struggled to make the play-offs. I know a few Derby fans who were less than impressed by him. Until the last 3 games of the season and a 20 minute spell of harikari by us they were bang average for most of it.

Of course the London press will put him down as a tactical genius but they are just as big cunts as he is.

Horrible whingeing classless cunt. Those political comments just about sum him up.

[dirty leeds]

Steve Bruce to dump Wednesday for Newcastle. Fucking hell. Ashley is such a cunt.

Wednesday must be thrilled, though. Heh-heh.

[thestraw]

The fact that Cashley went to Big Sam first shows you how much disdain he has for the Geordies

I've a few mates who are fans and they reckon a 'doing a Leeds' is on the cards for them.

[Ponte]

Steve Bruce to dump Wednesday for Newcastle. Fucking hell. Ashley is such a cunt.

Wednesday must be thrilled, though. Heh-heh.

Bruce is a cunt, too. Joined Weds who let him sit on his fat arse watching cricket until Feb and he still fucks off at the first opportunity.

[London_White]

The fact that Cashley went to Big Sam first shows you how much disdain he has for the Geordies

I've a few mates who are fans and they reckon a 'doing a Leeds' is on the cards for them.

Hmmm
Funny that the only person to say they went for Fat Sam first is....Fat Sam
He said his agent asked him if he was interested - not Ashley, not anyone from the geordies but his own agent, think that's just Sam trying to remind everyone that he hasn't got a gig at the moment

[thestraw]

The fact that Cashley went to Big Sam first shows you how much disdain he has for the Geordies

I've a few mates who are fans and they reckon a 'doing a Leeds' is on the cards for them.

Hmmm
Funny that the only person to say they went for Fat Sam first is....Fat Sam
He said his agent asked him if he was interested - not Ashley, not anyone from the geordies but his own agent, think that's just Sam trying to remind everyone that he hasn't got a gig at the moment

Haven't seen anyone dispute his claims though

[Tycipa]

Siewert gone at the dog botherers. Fastest Champ sacking ever?