Here's my lot for next year. Abandon all hope ye who rest on my list. Tenner says none of 'em cop it!
1. Richard Morgan Fliehr (Ric “Whooo!” Flair)
2. Gerd Muller (Bayern Legend)
3. Johnny Depp (Die Cunt!)
4. Jimmy Carter (ex POTUS)
5. Gordon Banks (England ‘keeper)
6. Leah Bracknell (Corrie Bitch) (Joker)
7. Barbara Windsor (Carry On Bitch)
8. Kirk Douglas (Acting Twat)
9. Leati Joseph Anoa’i (Roman Reigns)
10. David Attenborough (Nearly Dead National Treasure)
11. HRH Phil The Greek (Mr The Queen)
12. Robert Mugabe (Zimbabwe Nutjob)
13. Clive James (Aussie Broadcaster)
And here's the simple list of same wannabe dead fucks.
Richard Morgan Fliehr
Gerd Muller
Johnny Depp
Jimmy Carter
Gordon Banks
Leah Bracknell (Joker)
Barbara Windsor
Kirk Douglas
Leati Joseph Anoa’i
David Attenborough
HRH Prince Phillip
Robert Mugabe
Clive James