2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

[London_White]

Ok so in no particular order...

Ian Paice
Richard O'Sullevan
Lester Pigott
Nobby Stiles Joker
Aretha Franklin
Prunella Scales
Joni Mitchell
Stan Bowles
Judi Dench
Clive James
Leslie Phillips
Val Kilmer
Chris Rea

[The Tin Man]

Okay I've done some extensive research on this ,for example I phoned Mary Warnock.
"How are you Mary ?"
"Not very well actually"
"Oh really,do go on ...." etc

Thought of adding Iggy Pop but I wouldn't have been able to stand it if he had died so carry on please Iggy as you were.
Anyway final list :

Jimmy Greaves
Jimmy Carter
Leslie Phillips
Bob Dylan
Peter Falk
Prunella Scales
Mary Warnock
Mary Wilson
Stan Bowles
Billy Mcneill
Kenny Rogers
Vittorio Cecchi Gori (joker)
John McCririck

[Munson]

Same rogues gallery as last year, same order, bar the two that have shifted off last year (3 & 7). Joker updated too.

1 donald trump (joke)
2 george bush snr
3 don king
4 kanye west
5 norman tebbit
6 arthur scargill
7 kim Jong un
8 peter sutcliffe
9 john selwyn gummer
10 rolf harris
11 dylann roof
12 billy graham
13 robert mugabe

[Heathrow White]

Julian Assange (Joker )
Paul Gascoigne
Michael J Fox
Prince Philip
H M The Queen
Michael Schumacher
David Attenborough
Mick Jagger
Jimmy Greaves
Stephen Hawking
Prunella Scales
Rolf Harris
Ex President Mugabe

[Blackwhite]

~Half rollovers, ~half new, hope format ok Phil:

Nuon Chea - Joker
Kirk Douglas
Paul Gascoigne
Leah Bracknell
Prunella Scales
Alexei Navalny
Sheldon Adelson
John McCririck
Bob Dole
Clive James
Val Kilmer
Arthur Pardee
Stuart Hall

[Devi]

I can’t even be lazy successfully, and can’t find my old (2014?) list.

Arse.

[ChairmanMeaow]

1: Leah Bracknell
2: Jessica Falkholt (joker)
3: Dick Van Dyke
4: Sirikit Kitiyakara
5: Prince Henrik of Denmark
6: Murray Walker
7: Clive James
8: Norman Tebbit
9: Billy Graham
10: Jimmy Greaves
11: Jimmy Carter
12: Tommy Chong
13: George H. W. Bush

[Quiffy]

remember seeing leah bracknell in 'nation of shopkeepers' in leeds, though i think it was called 'the courtyard' back then. she was a very beautiful woman, so it's really sad to see her name appearing on this list so often.

[Proud to be Leeds]

1. Alan Hudson
2. Peter Lorimer
3. Billy McNeil
4. Sinead O'Connor
5. Jacques Chirac
6. Ian St John
7. David Prowse (Joker)
8. Nobby Stiles
9. José Carreras
10. Montserrat Caballé
11. James Harris (Kamala the Ugandan Giant)
12. James Levine
13. Hamza Bin Laden

[Tycipa]

Sean Connery
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
George Lazenby
Luciana Paluzzi
Jill St. John
Lewis Gilbert
Monty Norman
Marguerite LeWars
John Glen
Chaim Topol
Julian Glover
Britt Ekland (joker)

[OWETB]

1. Alan Hudson
2. Peter Lorimer
3. Billy McNeil
4. Sinead O'Connor
5. Jacques Chirac
6. Ian St John
7. David Prowse (Joker)
8. Nobby Stiles
9. José Carreras
10. Montserrat Caballé
11. James Harris (Kamala the Ugandan Giant)
12. James Levine
13. Hamza Bin Laden

What the fucking hell is wrong with you? I recognise most of those names, what have you done with PTBL?

[LUFCRay]

Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Elton John
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Haviland
Doris Day
Des O'Connor (Joker)
Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Joan Collins
Ringo Starr
Declan Donnelly

[motorheadache]

Bill Ward
Joe Walsh
Joni Mitchell
Phil Spector
Henry Kissinger
John McCain
Clive James
Jimmy Greaves
Norbert Stiles
Ken Bates
Doug Ellis
William Perry (aka The Refrigerator)
Stephen Hawking (Joker)

[eric olthwaite]

Carried over:

1. Liz Windsor
2. Nigel Farage
3. Paul Gascoigne
4. Harry Leslie Smith
5. Lamar Odom
6. Mark E Smith
7. Peter Eisenmann
8. Leon Spinks
9. Vanilla Ice (Robert Matthew Van Winkle)

Added:

10. Leah Bracknell - JOKER
11. Woody Allen
12. Sir Richard Rogers
13. VS Naipaul

Out go: Brandon Cole ‘Bam’ Margera, Noah Buble, Soulja Boy, Indio Falconer Downey.

I feel sure that I should have found a spot for William Henry Cosby Jr. Now watch him be the first to drop.

[Devi]

I can’t even be lazy successfully, and can’t find my old (2014?) list.

Arse.

'kit. Found a spare ten minutes, and got pissed at dinner time.

David Prowse
Don King
Duke of Edinburgh
George W Snr
Jimmy Greaves
Jose Carreras
Leah Bracknell
Louis CK (Joker, "By Misadventure")
Mikhail Gorbachev
Nobby Stiles
Paul Gascoigne
Peter Kay
Pierre Cardin

[Man Called Sun]

Continuity this year:

1. Comicist STAN LEE
2. Singerist SINEAD O CONNOR
3. Croonerist and TEAM SUN JOKER DAVID CASSIDY
4. Ex-Rangers footballist FERNANDO RICKSEN
5. Robot master STEPHEN HAWKING
6. Time Lord MICHAEL J FOX
7. Upstanding role model CHARLIE SHEEN
8. Coolest man alive (for now) NILE ROGERS
9. Deathlist favourite CLIVE JAMES
10. Absolute genius and beautiful lady TERRY JONES
11. Goal machine JIMMY GREAVES
12. The spirit in the dark is looming for ARETHA FRANKLIN
13. Utter fucking hero GORDON BANKS

God bless you all. Now get on with it.
(2, 3 and 8 are neu, Phil)

[Tycipa]

Some of the picks have already shuffled off this mortal coil.

[Man Called Sun]

Continuity this year:

1. Comicist STAN LEE
2. Singerist SINEAD O CONNOR
3. Acressist and TEAM SUN JOKER LEAH BRACKNELL
4. Ex-Rangers footballist FERNANDO RICKSEN
5. Robot master STEPHEN HAWKING
6. Time Lord MICHAEL J FOX
7. Upstanding role model CHARLIE SHEEN
8. Coolest man alive (for now) NILE ROGERS
9. Deathlist favourite CLIVE JAMES
10. Absolute genius and beautiful lady TERRY JONES
11. Goal machine JIMMY GREAVES
12. The spirit in the dark is looming for ARETHA FRANKLIN
13. Utter fucking hero GORDON BANKS

God bless you all. Now get on with it.
(2, 3 and 8 are neu, Phil)

Edited after pressing the wrong fucking button.

[FER]

1. George H W Bush
2. Gerd Muller
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Gordon Banks
6. Leah Bracknell (Joker)
7. Billy Connelly
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Paul Gascoigne
10. Kenny Samson
11. HRH Prince Philip
12. Robert Mugabe
13. Clive James

7, 10, 12 are changes

[Mustafaster]

1 Clive James, convict poet. Joker
2 Les Murray, convict poet.
3. Prince Philip Mountbatten, Duke of Edinburgh.
4 Joni Mitchell. Canadian songstress.
5. HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
6. Bob Dylan. American troubadour.
7. Su Majestad Juan Carlos. Spanish monarch.
8. Martin Amis. English scrivener.
9. Paul Gascoigne. English dypsomaniac
10. Steven Hawking. English spacker.
11. Alasdair Gray. Scottish genius.
12. George Bush senior. American plutocrat.
13. Robert Mugabe. Zimbabwean kleptocrat.