2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

[eric olthwaite]

Post up your THIRTEEN potential stiffs here with one Joker. All competition related chat in The Other Place.

And as per usual, correct spelling and avoidance of comedy names for spreadsheet assistance please.

And no chat on this page. Locked at midnight, Dec 31st, or shortly thereafter.

[eric olthwaite]

Copied over - B@stard's picks:

Bill Maynard
Arthur Scargill
Prince Phillip
The Queen
Martha Wash
Donald Trump
William Shatner
Stephen Hawkin
Michael J. Fox
Phil Collins
Murray Walker
Edwin Eugene Aldrin Jr - Joker
Danny Baker

[eric olthwaite]

Copied over - Andymac's picks:

Prince Phillip
Michael Caine
OJ Simpson
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Michael Barrymore
Brian Blessed
Peter Robinson
Gerry Adams
Charlie Sheen
Princess Michael of Kent (the Megan Markle factor should give this a boost)
Sean Connery
Anthony Hopkins

Andy - you need to pick a joker.

[eric olthwaite]

Copied over - the flying pig's picks

Hotshot Lorimer
Liam Miller
Gerd Muller
Pele
Billy McNeil
Stan Bowles
Fernando Ricksen (j)
Martin Peters
Ray Wilson
Doug Ellis
Greavsie
Ken Bates
Bernard Tapie

[metalsmurf]

Kirk Douglas
Warren Buffet (American tycoon)
Micheal J Fox Joker
Olivia De Havilland
HRH Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh Colonel in Chief of The Royal Electrical and Mechanical Engineers
Doris Day
George Bush Snr
Charlie Sheen
Jackie Stallone
Donald Trump
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Betty White
Mick Fleetwood
Last 2 are changes

[Dale White]

Kirk douglas
ken bates
dennis skinner
lester Piggott
Geoff hurst
joker alex fergscum
Christopher plumber
david Cameron
micheal douglas
Madonna
eamon holmes
Gordon mc queen
nobby stiles

[Chieftain626]

Jim Carrey - Joker
Vera Lynn
Angela Lansbury
Henry Kissinger
Mary Berry
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Kirk Douglas
Doris Day
Olivia Newton-John
Stevie Wonder
Hal Holbrook
Micheal J Fox

[Andymac-47]

Copied over - Andymac's picks:

Prince Phillip
Michael Caine
OJ Simpson
Mel Brooks
Angela Lansbury
Michael Barrymore
Brian Blessed
Peter Robinson
Gerry Adams (Joker)
Charlie Sheen
Princess Michael of Kent (the Megan Markle factor should give this a boost)
Sean Connery
Anthony Hopkins

Andy - you need to pick a joker.

Thanks Eric!

[the flying pig]

Copied over - the flying pig's picks

Hotshot Lorimer
Liam Miller
Gerd Muller
Pele
Billy McNeil
Stan Bowles
Fernando Ricksen (j)
Martin Peters
Ray Wilson
Doug Ellis
Greavsie
Ken Bates
Bernard Tapie

Hmm, that was a draft only, I'll finalise by midnight Nye. In particular, I'm feeling bad about including Greavsie without his old mucker Saint. Also need to do some reading on those old stories about Bill Kenwright. Maybe need another boy of 66 - Nobby? And of course Gazza is a perennial favourite.

[FredFlintstone]

Nichelle Nicolls
Ozzy Osbourne
Michael Hesletine
Rolf Harris
Shane Macgowan (Joker)
Bill Fotherby
Geoff Boycott
Trevor McDonald
Harrison Ford
Bernard Cribbins
William Shatner
Sepp Blatter
Queen Elizabeth II

Same mob as last year. Seeing as, y'know, the bastards have to die eventually...

Same mob as last year and the year before that. Life hogging cunts...

[Ponte]

Four changes, three enforced.

Jimmy Greaves - change
Leah Bracknell - joker
Charlie Sheen
Prince Philip - change
Kenneth William Bates - change
Valerie Harper
George Bush Snr
Vera Lynn
Fernando Ricksen
Paul Gascoigne
Donald Trump
Billy Connolly
Jimmy Carter - change

[Oheddieeddie]

Joe longthorne
Freddie Starr
Alan bleasdale
Burt Reynolds
Barbara Barrie.
Bill Kenwright
Ron Jeremy
Donald Trump JOKER
Ted Hankey
Stuart Hall
Rex Williams
Eileen Derbyshire
Mike Peters

THIS IS A ROLLOVER. The lazy bastards couldn't be arsed joining in last year, and I'm too lazy to trawl the internet for cancer riven celebs so these ungreatful fucks get to play it again.

[Rob]

Leah Bracknell (Joker)
Nobby Stiles
Olivia de Havilland
Paul Madeley
Kevin Spacey
Sean Connery
Yoko Ono
Liza Minnelli
John McCain
George Bush snr
Sidney Poitier
Val Kilmer
Jessica Falikholt

[Ontolly]

Donald Trump
Paul O'Grady
Joan Armatrading
Prince Philip
Geoff Hurst (joker)
Stephen Hawking
Simon Cowell
Bono
Clarke Carlisle
Peter Kay
Richard Branson
Noel Edmonds

[dublin white 69]

Due to my lot being a lazy shower of shites, it's the same as the past few years bar one change,

Ken Bates
HRH Prince Phil
Juan Carlos.Ex King of Spain.(JOKER)
Denis Skinner
George Bush Snr
Tom O'Connor
Clint Eastwood
Sepp Blatter
Olivia De Haviland
Mel Brooks
Ringo Starr
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Peter Lorimer(new)

[Quiffy]

Liam Miller
Murray Walker
Joni Mitchell (joker)
Ozzy Osborne
Sinead O'Connor
Michael J Fox
Stan Collymore
Dean Windass
Dick Van Dyke
Robert Mugabe
Stephen Hawking
Eileen Derbyshire
Leah Bracknell

[wimpy]

Leah Bracknell
James Earl Jones
Kenny Sansome
Freddie Jones
David Prowse JOKER
Little Richard
Nicholas Witchell
Margaret Tebbit
Michael J Fox
Barbara Bush
Michael Barrymore
Max Verstappen
Jack Charlton

[Beer Pig]

Rolf Harris
Paul Gascoigne (joker)
Michael J Fox
Prince Philip
Donald Trump
Stephen King
Alex Ferguson
Michael Schumacher
Peter Kay
HM The Queen
John deacon
Selena Gomez
Mikhail Gorbachev

[topbin]

Alright I'll take another stab. Will try not to pick any already-dead celebs this time

1) Prince Philip (joker)
2) Bobby Charlton
3) Michael Schumacher
4) Kim Jong-Un
5) Aung San Suu Kyi
6) Chris Rea
7) Sandra Martin
Tom Jones
9) Sarah Harding
10) Sylvia Syms
11) Elton John
12) Robert Mugabe
13) Jacob Zuma

[Dods]

Willie Nelson
Prince Philip
George Bush Snr (joker)
Vera Lynn
Murray Walker
Terry Jones
Paul Gascoine
Burt Reynolds
Ray Wilson
Michael Schumacher
Ken Dodd
Shirley Bassey
Donald Trump