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Re: The Olympics

Postby Oheddieeddie » Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:17 am

eric olthwaite wrote:I'm watching women's sprinting with an American woman called English Gardener.


Ah an English Lady Gardener. My favourite

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Tycipa » Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:45 am

Where are you watching it with her? Lounge, pub, boudoir?
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Re: The Olympics

Postby the flying pig » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:10 pm

Wtf, just noticed that some guy ran 43.03 in the 400m.

Eh???

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Phil LUFC » Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:20 pm

This open water swimming stuff is a bit fucking stupid innit? Not about who crosses the line first but who hits the board, all sorts of infringements with very little chance of a clear view and no fucking clue who's done what at the end of it. British chap is fuming having been disqualified, also claiming he was held back but looks like he otherwise finished 5th based on the ludicrous way of measuring it. The gold gone to the one who crossed the line 2nd but was first to hit it just through better timing of his stroke.

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Re: The Olympics

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:37 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair

There you go then, Pendleton lovers. She almost certainly has Vulval Disfigurement.



And once she's been on horses a while longer her pum pum is going to look like it's gone twelve rounds with Tyson.
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Re: The Olympics

Postby Tycipa » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:17 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair

What the hell does it do to the men's nads? :bounce: :bounce:
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Re: The Olympics

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:24 pm

Tycipa wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair

What the hell does it do to the men's nads? :bounce: :bounce:

They're all pumped up with steroids, they have no nads.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby SimonB » Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:45 am

eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair


Prof Jane Sterling, a top consultant in vulval health from Cambridge University.


Didn't know that was a thing to be expert in
We had a meeting at work today and I was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire. Apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the right answer

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Phil LUFC » Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:22 am

SimonB wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair


Prof Jane Sterling, a top consultant in vulval health from Cambridge University.


Didn't know that was a thing to be expert in

:mrgreen: Things could be very different if school careers advisers made students aware of these sort of obscure career paths.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Mustafaster » Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:39 am

Phil LUFC wrote:
SimonB wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair


Prof Jane Sterling, a top consultant in vulval health from Cambridge University.


Didn't know that was a thing to be expert in

:mrgreen: Things could be very different if school careers advisers made students aware of these sort of obscure career paths.

GCSE in Twatology..
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby My grandad was from Leeds » Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:42 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair

There you go then, Pendleton lovers. She almost certainly has Vulval Disfigurement.



And once she's been on horses a while longer her pum pum is going to look like it's gone twelve rounds with Tyson.

That makes me recall this old gem,

" When I married her it was like a peach kissed with a razor blade, 30 years and four kids later it's like a mattress slashed with a shovel."

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Tommy » Fri Aug 19, 2016 10:17 pm

I thought this was interesting. This is the water bottle of the Team GB women's hockey keeper who just put in a WOTM performance in the final. I wonder if this idea is used in other sports. Could we get some for our players that say "Be less shit" or the like?


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Re: The Olympics

Postby portadown white » Fri Aug 19, 2016 11:41 pm

My grandad was from Leeds wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:It's all about the pubic hair

There you go then, Pendleton lovers. She almost certainly has Vulval Disfigurement.



And once she's been on horses a while longer her pum pum is going to look like it's gone twelve rounds with Tyson.

That makes me recall this old gem,

" When I married her it was like a peach kissed with a razor blade, 30 years and four kids later it's like a mattress slashed with a shovel."


:D :D
I just had to explain to the wife why I was laughing.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Aug 20, 2016 10:06 pm

Watching the footie final.
Brazil v The Bosch.
Cracking game, and Jerry's kit is fuckin mint. Hugo Boss SS stylee.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Aug 21, 2016 11:46 am

Local lass Ruth Beitia wins Gold in the High Jump.... at the age of 37! :shock: :salute:
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Aug 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Jerry's kit is fuckin mint. Hugo Boss SS stylee.


Mate that wasn't a football kit, it was a Primark t shirt.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Aug 21, 2016 5:58 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:Jerry's kit is fuckin mint. Hugo Boss SS stylee.


Mate that wasn't a football kit, it was a Primark t shirt.

:mrgreen:
Interestingly, both teams played 3 at the back.
5-3-2 defending, 3-5-2 attacking.
Worked well. Made for a really good game. You need the players to do it of course.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Arnieb » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:01 am

Local lass Ruth Beitia wins Gold in the High Jump.... at the age of 37! :shock: :salute:

Oh look at her. if we are playing the "vicarious olympics" then I went to the same school as the Brownlees! When they won in 2012, Look North interviewed a couple of my old teachers who had taught them - especially the cross country psycho. Adrian Moorhouse is another former pupil, so since 1988 my school has 3 golds, 1 silver and 1 bronze.

My sons attend the same school as Nicola White who plays hockey for team GB and scored the 3rd goal that took the final into the shoot out. The principal has been tweeted about this endlessly all weekend!

Living in Oldham I reckon there may be some one on our area who cycles for team GB as well as we are only 6 miles from the Manchester velodrome.

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Re: The Olympics

Postby Arnieb » Mon Aug 22, 2016 8:01 am

Local lass Ruth Beitia wins Gold in the High Jump.... at the age of 37! :shock: :salute:

Oh look at her. if we are playing the "vicarious olympics" then I went to the same school as the Brownlees! When they won in 2012, Look North interviewed a couple of my old teachers who had taught them - especially the cross country psycho. Adrian Moorhouse is another former pupil, so since 1988 my school has 3 golds, 1 silver and 1 bronze.

My sons attend the same school as Nicola White who plays hockey for team GB and scored the 3rd goal that took the final into the shoot out. The principal has been tweeted about this endlessly all weekend!

Living in Oldham I reckon there may be some one on our area who cycles for team GB as well as we are only 6 miles from the Manchester velodrome.


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