Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

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Cunt Or No Cunt?

Yes, Troy Deeney is an obvious cunt
25
51%
No, Troy is not a cunt
24
49%
 
Total votes: 49

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dirty leeds
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Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 1:39 pm

For the amusement of all.

Just out running through the Covid-strewn wastelands of Sydenham Woods and Dulwich Park, I got to thinking about Troy's motivation.

Do we take the bloke at his word, that he is a concerned and cautious captain of his club simply seeking to do the right and safe thing? Not only selflessly toiling to protect players at special risk with the return to training and matches, but also to shield his young son both physically [by keeping the virus out of his own home] and psychologically [by spending valuable bonding time with him rather than isolating for eight weeks in a hotel]?

Or - as the cynic in me tends to suspect - is it more down to Troy's current physical shape resembling that of a pear wearing a conga eel as a belt; that he hasn't exactly been following Watford's home-fitness plan with Bielsa-like alacrity and has of late been enjoying too many pizza/chinese takeaway deliveries for his own good? What better way to hide it than to call for the league not to be completed, but instead voided or decided by PPG - and so keep Watford in the top division?

* If, on the stopped-clock principle, Yebore finally gets something right and votes for 'Cunt', I reserve my own right to switch sides, agree wholeheartedly with Tommy and line up alongside brave Troy in his courageous and dignified stand against the Oppressor.

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 1:40 pm

Ooh, 100% Cunt so far! Hurrah!

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Ontolly
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Ontolly » Fri May 22, 2020 1:40 pm

Shouldn't the options be good cunt or bad cunt?

He's a cunt either way
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter was that his name wasn't Henry Porter.

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Ponte
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Ponte » Fri May 22, 2020 2:00 pm

Cunt.
You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening or sexually-orientated material. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned.
Hmmm.

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 2:07 pm

So that's T and That Bastard Phil accounted for. Any more?

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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby welshwhite » Fri May 22, 2020 2:12 pm

I voted that Troy is not a cunt, in fact I admire him for sticking to his principles :thumbl:

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 2:13 pm

welshwhite wrote:I voted that Troy is not a cunt, in fact I admire him for sticking to his principles :thumbl:


Can always rely on you, m8. :thumbl:

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welshwhite
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby welshwhite » Fri May 22, 2020 2:21 pm

dirty leeds wrote:
welshwhite wrote:I voted that Troy is not a cunt, in fact I admire him for sticking to his principles :thumbl:


Can always rely on you, m8. :thumbl:


Nazi Germany started because nobody stood up to be counted, people followed like Sheep and as we all know the rest is history.

Power to Troy I say :salute:

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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Lindafromripon » Fri May 22, 2020 2:23 pm

welshwhite wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:
welshwhite wrote:I voted that Troy is not a cunt, in fact I admire him for sticking to his principles :thumbl:


Can always rely on you, m8. :thumbl:


Nazi Germany started because nobody stood up to be counted, people followed like Sheep and as we all know the rest is history.

Power to Troy I say :salute:


I agree.
i'm just a single lady looking to be treated with respect.....

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Aziz
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Aziz » Fri May 22, 2020 2:24 pm

Lindafromripon wrote:I agree.


And I am also wanting to agree.

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 2:24 pm

Lindafromripon wrote:
welshwhite wrote:
Nazi Germany started because nobody stood up to be counted, people followed like Sheep and as we all know the rest is history.

Power to Troy I say :salute:


I agree.


Oi, you fucker, you can't vote more than once. :mrgreen:

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 2:25 pm

Aziz wrote:
Lindafromripon wrote:I agree.


And I am also wanting to agree.


You and Linda can fuck off. And that cunt John Giles. :mrgreen:

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Tommy
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Tommy » Fri May 22, 2020 3:03 pm

I voted Cunt, which is perhaps unfair.

To explain - I have perhaps ridiculously high standards for people at this point in my life, which is deeply hypocritical for many reasons. Admittedly I haven't met him but I reckon within ten minutes I would find something that would have me label him a cunt. The problem isn't necessarily with him, obviously, and being a cunt doesn't necessarily mean I wouldn't like or respect him. Basically everyone on this forum is a cunt, as is well established. I largely assume that almost everyone I meet is a cunt and am seldom disappointed.

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Phil LUFC
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Phil LUFC » Fri May 22, 2020 3:24 pm

dirty leeds wrote:So that's T and That Bastard Phil accounted for. Any more?

I've not voted yet. I want the "he's a cunt but not because of his views on project restart" option.

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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby JohnGiles » Fri May 22, 2020 3:27 pm

Aziz wrote:
Lindafromripon wrote:I agree.


And I am also wanting to agree.


Fully aligned

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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby rss1969 » Fri May 22, 2020 3:58 pm

Is that every alias within 8 posts?

Must be a record!

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Ontolly
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Ontolly » Fri May 22, 2020 4:03 pm

rss1969 wrote:Is that every alias within 8 posts?

Must be a record!

He hasn't used Ken or Mr R yet :chef:
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter was that his name wasn't Henry Porter.

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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby rss1969 » Fri May 22, 2020 4:06 pm

Ontolly wrote:
rss1969 wrote:Is that every alias within 8 posts?

Must be a record!

He hasn't used Ken or Mr R yet :chef:


Yep..........forgot about Carlos as well

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dirty leeds
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby dirty leeds » Fri May 22, 2020 4:40 pm

Even with the help of Welsh's multiple personalities, Troy is still looking like a cunt.

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Quiffy
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Re: Roll Up For The Troy Deeney Poll!!!

Postby Quiffy » Fri May 22, 2020 4:47 pm

i voted not cunt. he's a footballer with understandable doubts as far as i can see. it's difficult to trust the authorities at the moment.

i am using the old fashioned definition of cunt.
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.


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