The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Ontolly » Tue May 26, 2020 5:47 pm

You really can insert your own crowd noises with this - What's the technology like? One of you fucking geeks must know - I am currently having meetings where there's like 6 of us and we all turn off our cameras 'to save bandwidth'. How many can they get on a conference call - like play 50 conference calls at once over the tannoy or something?

Sort it out poindexter and put a cardboard cut out of me in my seat whilst you're at it :thumbl:
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 26, 2020 5:51 pm

Do you all talk at once in your meetings? That must be hard.
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Ontolly » Tue May 26, 2020 5:55 pm

At times more than one cunt is talking like any other meeting I ever been in - I'm sure the technology allows me to hear two trying to control the air space but you seem to be saying that only one cunt at a time?
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby jackos » Tue May 26, 2020 5:59 pm

Bayern München are still boring as fuck to watch then, some things never change.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Ontolly » Tue May 26, 2020 6:00 pm

jackos wrote:Bayern München are still boring as fuck to watch then, some things never change.

Thursday will be 45 years. The cunts turned me into the cynical bitter bastard I am today.
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 26, 2020 6:07 pm

Ontolly wrote:At times more than one cunt is talking like any other meeting I ever been in - I'm sure the technology allows me to hear two trying to control the air space but you seem to be saying that only one cunt at a time?

I wish.

Nah was just saying that although I've been on calls with 200+ folks, very few had video or sound. So hard to know the limits on bandwidth if they'd all been singing.
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby Ontolly » Tue May 26, 2020 6:10 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
Ontolly wrote:At times more than one cunt is talking like any other meeting I ever been in - I'm sure the technology allows me to hear two trying to control the air space but you seem to be saying that only one cunt at a time?

I wish.

Nah was just saying that although I've been on calls with 200+ folks, very few had video or sound. So hard to know the limits on bandwidth if they'd all been singing.

Well sit the fuck back down and let's hear from some cunt who has an answer to the question :bounce:
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Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 26, 2020 6:24 pm

:mrgreen:
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Tue May 26, 2020 8:50 pm

Frankfurt 3 Freiberg 3 was fun.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 1:00 pm

Forgot to say, my Fortuna lads had a fine comeback to win 2-1 t'other day. Performance merited the result.
Unfortunately our next match is away to Bayern.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 2:27 pm

Schalke are shite. Wagner doing fuck all there, by the look of it. Three away teams [out of four] up at half-time.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby metalsmurf » Sat May 30, 2020 3:09 pm

dirty leeds wrote:Schalke are shite. Wagner doing fuck all there, by the look of it. Three away teams [out of four] up at half-time.

Got a 4 aways bet on today so that should even things up
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby metalsmurf » Sat May 30, 2020 3:12 pm

Wagner could be the 1st lockdown casualty at this rate
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby metalsmurf » Sat May 30, 2020 3:15 pm

My Werder boys are nipping at your heels DL
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 6:13 pm

I see my lads decided to give Bayern an O.G. start today, just to lull them into a sense of false security. Great play that by Rösler.
5-0 now.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 6:14 pm

Gutted.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby AndyPaul » Sat May 30, 2020 6:20 pm

The mighty Frankfurt pick up a surprise away win today to keep them above water. Reminiscent of a Leeds win at Highbury all those years back though currently not as vital

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby metalsmurf » Sat May 30, 2020 7:24 pm

dirty leeds wrote:I see my lads decided to give Bayern an O.G. start today, just to lull them into a sense of false security. Great play that by Rösler.
5-0 now.

How does the plat0off thing work? Is it play 3rd in BL2?
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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 7:51 pm

metalsmurf wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:I see my lads decided to give Bayern an O.G. start today, just to lull them into a sense of false security. Great play that by Rösler.
5-0 now.

How does the plat0off thing work? Is it play 3rd in BL2?


Fuck knows.

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Re: The "adopt a Bundesliga club" cyberkop

Postby dirty leeds » Sat May 30, 2020 7:51 pm

Yeah, you're right. Here ya go:
In Germany, the teams who finish 16th in the Bundesliga and third in Bundesliga 2 contest the relegation play-off. The first leg is played at the home of the Bundesliga side and the second leg is played at the home of the Bundesliga 2 side. The winner over two legs claims Bundesliga status in the season that follows.


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