2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

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London_White
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby London_White » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:45 pm

Ok so in no particular order...

Ian Paice
Richard O'Sullevan
Lester Pigott
Nobby Stiles Joker
Aretha Franklin
Prunella Scales
Joni Mitchell
Stan Bowles
Judi Dench
Clive James
Leslie Phillips
Val Kilmer
Chris Rea

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The Tin Man
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby The Tin Man » Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:06 pm

Okay I've done some extensive research on this ,for example I phoned Mary Warnock.
"How are you Mary ?"
"Not very well actually"
"Oh really,do go on ...." etc

Thought of adding Iggy Pop but I wouldn't have been able to stand it if he had died so carry on please Iggy as you were.
Anyway final list :

Jimmy Greaves
Jimmy Carter
Leslie Phillips
Bob Dylan
Peter Falk
Prunella Scales
Mary Warnock
Mary Wilson
Stan Bowles
Billy Mcneill
Kenny Rogers
Vittorio Cecchi Gori (joker)
John McCririck
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Munson » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:54 am

Same rogues gallery as last year, same order, bar the two that have shifted off last year (3 & 7). Joker updated too.

1 donald trump (joke)
2 george bush snr
3 don king
4 kanye west
5 norman tebbit
6 arthur scargill
7 kim Jong un
8 peter sutcliffe
9 john selwyn gummer
10 rolf harris
11 dylann roof
12 billy graham
13 robert mugabe

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Heathrow White » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:22 am

Julian Assange (Joker :joker2: )
Paul Gascoigne
Michael J Fox
Prince Philip
H M The Queen
Michael Schumacher
David Attenborough
Mick Jagger
Jimmy Greaves
Stephen Hawking
Prunella Scales
Rolf Harris
Ex President Mugabe

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Dec 31, 2017 9:36 am

~Half rollovers, ~half new, hope format ok Phil:

Nuon Chea - Joker
Kirk Douglas
Paul Gascoigne
Leah Bracknell
Prunella Scales
Alexei Navalny
Sheldon Adelson
John McCririck
Bob Dole
Clive James
Val Kilmer
Arthur Pardee
Stuart Hall
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Devi
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Devi » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:39 am

I can’t even be lazy successfully, and can’t find my old (2014?) list.

Arse.
I like it. What is it?

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ChairmanMeaow
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby ChairmanMeaow » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:44 am

1: Leah Bracknell
2: Jessica Falkholt (joker)
3: Dick Van Dyke
4: Sirikit Kitiyakara
5: Prince Henrik of Denmark
6: Murray Walker
7: Clive James
8: Norman Tebbit
9: Billy Graham
10: Jimmy Greaves
11: Jimmy Carter
12: Tommy Chong
13: George H. W. Bush

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Quiffy
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Quiffy » Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:51 am

remember seeing leah bracknell in 'nation of shopkeepers' in leeds, though i think it was called 'the courtyard' back then. she was a very beautiful woman, so it's really sad to see her name appearing on this list so often. :(
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Proud to be Leeds » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:09 pm

1. Alan Hudson
2. Peter Lorimer
3. Billy McNeil
4. Sinead O'Connor
5. Jacques Chirac
6. Ian St John
7. David Prowse (Joker)
8. Nobby Stiles
9. José Carreras
10. Montserrat Caballé
11. James Harris (Kamala the Ugandan Giant)
12. James Levine
13. Hamza Bin Laden
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Tycipa
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Tycipa » Sun Dec 31, 2017 12:34 pm

Sean Connery
Ursula Andress
Honor Blackman
George Lazenby
Luciana Paluzzi
Jill St. John
Lewis Gilbert
Monty Norman
Marguerite LeWars
John Glen
Chaim Topol
Julian Glover
Britt Ekland (joker)
The fact that we are not taking care of the planet, our children will pay the consequences. With football it will be the same because we're destroying football and in the future we'll see the negative effects. Those who have power are responsible for it.

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby OWETB » Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:14 pm

Proud to be Leeds wrote:1. Alan Hudson
2. Peter Lorimer
3. Billy McNeil
4. Sinead O'Connor
5. Jacques Chirac
6. Ian St John
7. David Prowse (Joker)
8. Nobby Stiles
9. José Carreras
10. Montserrat Caballé
11. James Harris (Kamala the Ugandan Giant)
12. James Levine
13. Hamza Bin Laden


What the fucking hell is wrong with you? I recognise most of those names, what have you done with PTBL?

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby LUFCRay » Sun Dec 31, 2017 2:46 pm

Kirk Douglas
Michael Douglas
Elton John
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Haviland
Doris Day
Des O'Connor (Joker)
Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Joan Collins
Ringo Starr
Declan Donnelly

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby motorheadache » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:03 pm

Bill Ward
Joe Walsh
Joni Mitchell
Phil Spector
Henry Kissinger
John McCain
Clive James
Jimmy Greaves
Norbert Stiles
Ken Bates
Doug Ellis
William Perry (aka The Refrigerator)
Stephen Hawking (Joker)
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Dec 31, 2017 3:53 pm

Carried over:

1. Liz Windsor
2. Nigel Farage
3. Paul Gascoigne
4. Harry Leslie Smith
5. Lamar Odom
6. Mark E Smith
7. Peter Eisenmann
8. Leon Spinks
9. Vanilla Ice (Robert Matthew Van Winkle)

Added:

10. Leah Bracknell - JOKER
11. Woody Allen
12. Sir Richard Rogers
13. VS Naipaul

Out go: Brandon Cole ‘Bam’ Margera, Noah Buble, Soulja Boy, Indio Falconer Downey.

I feel sure that I should have found a spot for William Henry Cosby Jr. Now watch him be the first to drop.

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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Devi » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:03 pm

Devi wrote:I can’t even be lazy successfully, and can’t find my old (2014?) list.

Arse.


'kit. Found a spare ten minutes, and got pissed at dinner time.

    David Prowse
    Don King
    Duke of Edinburgh
    George W Snr
    Jimmy Greaves
    Jose Carreras
    Leah Bracknell
    Louis CK (Joker, "By Misadventure")
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Nobby Stiles
    Paul Gascoigne
    Peter Kay
    Pierre Cardin
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Man Called Sun
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Man Called Sun » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:06 pm

Continuity this year:

1. Comicist STAN LEE
2. Singerist SINEAD O CONNOR
3. Croonerist and TEAM SUN JOKER DAVID CASSIDY
4. Ex-Rangers footballist FERNANDO RICKSEN
5. Robot master STEPHEN HAWKING
6. Time Lord MICHAEL J FOX
7. Upstanding role model CHARLIE SHEEN
8. Coolest man alive (for now) NILE ROGERS
9. Deathlist favourite CLIVE JAMES
10. Absolute genius and beautiful lady TERRY JONES
11. Goal machine JIMMY GREAVES
12. The spirit in the dark is looming for ARETHA FRANKLIN
13. Utter fucking hero GORDON BANKS

God bless you all. Now get on with it.
(2, 3 and 8 are neu, Phil)
Float like a butterfly and sting like one.

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Tycipa
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Tycipa » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:13 pm

Some of the picks have already shuffled off this mortal coil.
The fact that we are not taking care of the planet, our children will pay the consequences. With football it will be the same because we're destroying football and in the future we'll see the negative effects. Those who have power are responsible for it.

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Man Called Sun
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Man Called Sun » Sun Dec 31, 2017 4:29 pm

Man Called Sun wrote:Continuity this year:

1. Comicist STAN LEE
2. Singerist SINEAD O CONNOR
3. Acressist and TEAM SUN JOKER LEAH BRACKNELL
4. Ex-Rangers footballist FERNANDO RICKSEN
5. Robot master STEPHEN HAWKING
6. Time Lord MICHAEL J FOX
7. Upstanding role model CHARLIE SHEEN
8. Coolest man alive (for now) NILE ROGERS
9. Deathlist favourite CLIVE JAMES
10. Absolute genius and beautiful lady TERRY JONES
11. Goal machine JIMMY GREAVES
12. The spirit in the dark is looming for ARETHA FRANKLIN
13. Utter fucking hero GORDON BANKS

God bless you all. Now get on with it.
(2, 3 and 8 are neu, Phil)

Edited after pressing the wrong fucking button.
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FER
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby FER » Sun Dec 31, 2017 5:22 pm

1. George H W Bush
2. Gerd Muller
3. Johnny Depp
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Gordon Banks
6. Leah Bracknell (Joker)
7. Billy Connelly
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Paul Gascoigne
10. Kenny Samson
11. HRH Prince Philip
12. Robert Mugabe
13. Clive James

7, 10, 12 are changes
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Re: 2018 Almost Dead List 'Em Thread

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:10 pm

1 Clive James, convict poet. Joker
2 Les Murray, convict poet.
3. Prince Philip Mountbatten, Duke of Edinburgh.
4 Joni Mitchell. Canadian songstress.
5. HRH Queen Elizabeth II.
6. Bob Dylan. American troubadour.
7. Su Majestad Juan Carlos. Spanish monarch.
8. Martin Amis. English scrivener.
9. Paul Gascoigne. English dypsomaniac
10. Steven Hawking. English spacker.
11. Alasdair Gray. Scottish genius.
12. George Bush senior. American plutocrat.
13. Robert Mugabe. Zimbabwean kleptocrat.
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