Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby AndyPaul » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:40 am

Stephen Hawking gone

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Phatphil65 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:47 am

Hawking's battery flat.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Devi » Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:48 am

Hawking’s brief time is history
I like it. What is it?

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:15 am

Stephen Nomoreking

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:15 am

Devi wrote:Hawking’s brief time is history


That I like

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:27 am

A bloke I used to work with was a student in Cambridge and, late for a lecture once, he was hooning through crowded streets on his bike. Suddenly the seas parted and he ploughed straight into Hawking in his chariot.

No lasting damage done apparently; I’ve always just been amused by the idea of him sat there, twenty minutes later, spelling out ‘YOU UTTER FUCKING CUNT’ in that robot voice.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:35 am

Bang Goes Hawking?

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby dirty leeds » Wed Mar 14, 2018 7:35 am

Devi wrote:Hawking’s brief time is history


:salute:

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Ponte » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:34 am

Devi wrote:Hawking’s brief time is history

:salute:
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Hmmm.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby FER » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:32 pm

7 hits on Hawking, one joker.
Squareball Prediction League Champion 2004/2005

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Phatphil65 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:31 pm

Jim Bowen has got his bus fare home.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Oheddieeddie » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:46 pm

Phatphil65 wrote:Jim Bowen has got his bus fare home.


Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game if you're dead

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Devi » Wed Mar 14, 2018 1:53 pm

Oheddieeddie wrote:
Phatphil65 wrote:Jim Bowen has got his bus fare home.


Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game if you're dead


:cheers:

Beat me to it...

(Let's see what I could've won?)
I like it. What is it?

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby the flying pig » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:17 pm

Guh. Who'd want to live in a world with no Jim Bowen in it?

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:23 pm

the flying pig wrote:Guh. Who'd want to live in a world with no Jim Bowen in it?

I'll give it a go. What do I win?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Phatphil65 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:43 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
the flying pig wrote:Guh. Who'd want to live in a world with no Jim Bowen in it?

I'll give it a go. What do I win?


:D

A speedboat.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby Phatphil65 » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:44 pm

the flying pig wrote:Guh. Who'd want to live in a world with no Jim Bowen in it?


Stephen Hawking obviously got the news about Jim early.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby the flying pig » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:54 pm

bullseye was a really superb programme. as a child i occasionally half hankered after being a contestant one day, as a general knowledge buff rather than arrow slinger, in the time honoured tradition of the show i very definitely did not possess any kind of 'double play' threat.


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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby the flying pig » Wed Mar 14, 2018 2:56 pm

one of these days i'd like to calculate the frequency with which the most valuable top prize [a car] was given to winners [who generally seemed to get something less valuable such as a holiday, dinner set, or similar] as opposed to filed under 'look at what you could've won'.

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Re: Better Late Than Dead 2018 Thread

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Mar 14, 2018 3:17 pm

If Welshie reads this, now he's a mod (allegedly): do you have the ability to find the predictions thread and pin it in the section at the top?


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