Medical ailments...

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Medical ailments...

Postby Tommy » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:13 am

Good luck Dale.

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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby dirty leeds » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:18 am

Need some good football and cricket scores to help you on your way.

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Blackwhite
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:46 am

They given you a date for it mate? Living donor innit?
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Quiffy » Thu Nov 23, 2017 1:45 pm

good luck Dale. keep fighting.
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Dale White
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Dale White » Thu Nov 23, 2017 2:14 pm

Blackwhite wrote:They given you a date for it mate? Living donor innit?
was going to be mate but my best mate who was going to donate lost his wife so I asked him to remove himsen from the process, I just could not let him donate after she died, he was still willing but he's gone through enough this past year so fuck it i'll wait.

To go along with this I cant take phosphate binders so my blood results are very high for this, they are going to cut a gland in my neck but it wont stop me getting a transplant i'll just need to take calcium, I only posted this because I know you will understand it and I cant explain it enough for people to understand, thick cunt I am. :mrgreen:
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Nov 23, 2017 3:59 pm

Ah, poor fucker. Sorry he finds himself there.

The calcium will help bind out the phosphate dysregulation I guess. In a week you should start shitting teeth. :lol:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Tycipa » Thu Nov 23, 2017 4:55 pm

I haven't a clue wtf is going on with your body (BW obviously does, being of that parish) but whatever it is, tell it to fuck off out of it, our else we'll send Reality over to sort it out.
Oh, and chin up and best of luck.

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Dale White
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Dale White » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:54 pm

Tycipa wrote:I haven't a clue wtf is going on with your body (BW obviously does, being of that parish) but whatever it is, tell it to fuck off out of it, our else we'll send Reality over to sort it out.
Oh, and chin up and best of luck.
Noooo not Mr , i'll get better I promise, :lol:
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Dale White
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Dale White » Thu Nov 23, 2017 5:54 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Ah, poor fucker. Sorry he finds himself there.

The calcium will help bind out the phosphate dysregulation I guess. In a week you should start shitting teeth. :lol:
:lol:
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:09 pm

And best enjoyed without the broken jaw.


Good luck to you Dale :bounce: :thumbl:
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Ponte » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:17 pm

Good luck Dale!
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Devi » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:38 pm

G’luck chief...
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Oheddieeddie » Thu Nov 23, 2017 9:44 pm

go on dale get stuck in son, n don't go disappearing for weeks like last time you were laid up in a comfy bed surrounded by hot and cold running nurses with exotic naughty underwear and a Sam Smiths beer keg at your bedside. Fucking marvellous the NHS

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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby FredFlintstone » Thu Nov 23, 2017 11:42 pm

All the best Dale. Hope everything goes as scheduled. Let us know when you're home and recuperating lad :)

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Dale White
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Dale White » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:42 am

My kidney transplant is on hold after a scan of my heart revealed a small problem at the base of my heart that may need an intervention. The transplant doc has written to my heart specialist for permission to put me back on the list, he reckons the odds are 70/30 in my favour. The op on my neck is a while off as only 2 surgeons do it in the north west. I'm having a small op on my back next week to remove a very painful cyst, fucking cabbage me. :lol:
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby SimonB » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:50 am

Dale White wrote:My kidney transplant is on hold after a scan of my heart revealed a small problem at the base of my heart that may need an intervention. The transplant doc has written to my heart specialist for permission to put me back on the list, he reckons the odds are 70/30 in my favour. The op on my neck is a while off as only 2 surgeons do it in the north west. I'm having a small op on my back next week to remove a very painful cyst, fucking cabbage me. :lol:


Is there going to much left of you after all this mate?

Good luck with it all
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby dirty leeds » Thu Jan 25, 2018 9:51 am

I like cabbage. Underrated vegetable.
Mention of your cyst reminds me of the bit in Ripping Yarns' Curse Of The Claw, where Michael Palin's rotting old uncle tells his nephew that if he's good he'll show him his cyst when he calls again. A friend of mine once interviewed Palin and asked if there was anything I'd like him to ask. I suggested, 'Can I see your cyst?' Apparently Palin looked mystified.
Not sure if any of this is relevant, but I've said it now. Fingers crossed for you, Dale.

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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Man Called Sun » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:07 am

You need to change yer avatar Dale.

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Here's hoping it goes well for you. :salute:
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Ponte » Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:55 am

Dale White wrote:My kidney transplant is on hold after a scan of my heart revealed a small problem at the base of my heart that may need an intervention. The transplant doc has written to my heart specialist for permission to put me back on the list, he reckons the odds are 70/30 in my favour. The op on my neck is a while off as only 2 surgeons do it in the north west. I'm having a small op on my back next week to remove a very painful cyst, fucking cabbage me. :lol:

How the fuck are you still alive? :mrgreen:
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Dale White
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Re: Medical ailments...

Postby Dale White » Thu Jan 25, 2018 1:39 pm

Ponte wrote:
Dale White wrote:My kidney transplant is on hold after a scan of my heart revealed a small problem at the base of my heart that may need an intervention. The transplant doc has written to my heart specialist for permission to put me back on the list, he reckons the odds are 70/30 in my favour. The op on my neck is a while off as only 2 surgeons do it in the north west. I'm having a small op on my back next week to remove a very painful cyst, fucking cabbage me. :lol:

How the fuck are you still alive? :mrgreen:
:mrgreen: I know it's fucking bizzare, both times I had a heart attack I was on dialysis so right next to a and e dept, NHS are fantastic, we must save it from these Tory bastards.
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