The state of UK politics

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby JohnGiles » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:06 pm

FER wrote:Hesitant European.

'Cept I'm not; I'm English.


Littlejohn :salute:

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jul 06, 2018 1:49 pm

God it's been a dog's age since anyone posted any Littlejohn shite on here...


Excellent.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby FredFlintstone » Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:14 pm

Well, that test is just fucking rude. My result was "Are you Jacob Rees Mogg?"

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:25 pm

Hesitant European.

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:29 pm

81% Contented European
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby JohnGiles » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:31 am

eric olthwaite wrote:81% Contented European


Pure brilliance

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... tml%5DPure

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:42 am

JohnGiles wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:81% Contented European


Pure brilliance

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... tml%5DPure

*slow handclap for the fucktard*
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Jul 07, 2018 10:14 am

JohnGiles wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:81% Contented European


Pure brilliance

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... tml%5DPure

Really enjoying seeing the swivel-eyed ideologues moaning like bitches because they can't put the clock back to 1955.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Jul 09, 2018 6:33 am

Another Brave Sir Robin has run away, I see. Fucking party's full of 'em.
Gove to be the new Brexit Bulldog? That should go well.
Further on up shit creek we float.

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Vampire » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:17 am

dirty leeds wrote:Another Brave Sir Robin has run away, I see. Fucking party's full of 'em.
Gove to be the new Brexit Bulldog? That should go well.
Further on up shit creek we float.


I’d say you’ve finally started to slow your advance up shit creek - in so far as these recent UK Government debacles seem to make “hard” Brexit less likely.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:30 am

Lovely to see a resignation due to unhappiness with the Brexit proposals from the cunt employed to produced them. Absolute fucking shower of cunts :salute: :wheels:
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby jackos » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:47 am

I'm starting to lose track of what the Tories want now, this latest proposal looks like it was knocked together in panic. "We'll remain part of the single market but we reserve the right not to for some areas and we know that might have consequences". "Cases will be referred to the ECJ but cant be resolved by that court". What the fuck? And they complained that the EU was bureaucratic? Can't see how the EU could ever agree to a lot of the statements. The proposal might have been ok 2 years ago but its July 2018 you daft twats.

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:42 am

Raab draws the shit-covered straw. Gove refused it, then? More bravery?

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 09, 2018 10:11 am

Oh to be a fly on the wall of the 1922 this evening.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby jackos » Mon Jul 09, 2018 11:56 am

Lord almighty. The whining exitors on the radio today are so fucking tedious. “What sort of Brexit do you want?” “Hrm. Pull up the drawbridge and tell the kraut dictators to fuck off”. “But we can’t do that, it would be a disaster for businesses and we have commitments we can’t simply break”. “Yes we can, Boris said we were going to do that, tell the to fuck off and just leave in February”.

They all hate the compromise May agreed with her cabinet but none of them can suggest an alternative path which isn’t”. “Play hard-ball, take our keys back and tell them that if they want to do business with our Great Britain they’ll have to Swim the channel, up the Thames, get down on their knees and beg.”

Fuck me, they are in for a shock when they see the final agreement.

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby dirty leeds » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:09 pm

And she offered Davis Boris's job in a last-ditch attempt to get him to stay? Fuck me, they are in utter disarray.

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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Ponte » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:09 pm

jackos wrote:Fuck me, they are in for a shock when they see the final agreement.

I just hope that the final agreement is a close to us staying in as possible.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby SimonB » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:23 pm

I laughed at a list of David Davis's achievements -

Said we would have a trade deal 10 times bigger than the size of the EU within 2 years of Brexit
Said first point of call for negotiation would be Berlin not Brussels
Told parliament there were impact reports in excruciating detail
Told parliament that there were no impact reports
Provided parliament with impact reports which looked like a 14 year old had cut and pasted from Wikipedia
Worked tirelessly on brexit negotiations for four hours this year
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Vampire » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:27 pm

SimonB wrote:I laughed at a list of David Davis's achievements -

Said we would have a trade deal 10 times bigger than the size of the EU within 2 years of Brexit
Said first point of call for negotiation would be Berlin not Brussels
Told parliament there were impact reports in excruciating detail
Told parliament that there were no impact reports
Provided parliament with impact reports which looked like a 14 year old had cut and pasted from Wikipedia
Worked tirelessly on brexit negotiations for four hours this year


When the Brexit dividend starts rolling in, there’ll be statues of him all over Essex.
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Re: The state of UK politics

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:31 pm

My fave David Davis story is the one about him leading an exercise back when he was pretending to be in the SAS (he used to pretend to be in the SAS, you know...). Set up a two firing-point ambush either side of the road, directly opposite each other so the assessors judged they killed themselves when the target showed up.
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