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Re: Because wives

Postby gazurtoids » Wed May 21, 2014 9:17 am

Andymac-47 wrote:My eldest (19 male) is on a bit of health kick. No problem with that. Meal times in the evening is doing my head in. It's that he eats something else other than a usually healthy meal prepared for him by wife. Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me. When I make the dinner he won't even ask for something else as he knows he will get a short sharp fuck off. Same as when I get at him about anything, she decides to give me a kicking, but woo betide anybody getting involved with a row between him and her, and they are usually world war 3.


I got an email last night saying neither you nor Supernorm could log in...?

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Re: Because wives

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed May 21, 2014 9:26 am

Andymac-47 wrote:Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me.


Jesus, man, do you not understand? This is quite obviously your fault for not wanting to eat the same thing as him. :lol:
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Re: Because wives

Postby Andymac-47 » Wed May 21, 2014 10:28 am

gazurtoids wrote:
Andymac-47 wrote:My eldest (19 male) is on a bit of health kick. No problem with that. Meal times in the evening is doing my head in. It's that he eats something else other than a usually healthy meal prepared for him by wife. Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me. When I make the dinner he won't even ask for something else as he knows he will get a short sharp fuck off. Same as when I get at him about anything, she decides to give me a kicking, but woo betide anybody getting involved with a row between him and her, and they are usually world

I got an email last night saying neither you nor Supernorm could log in...?


That's correct Gaz. I can only log in from my phone. Can you help us out please.
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Re: Because wives

Postby gazurtoids » Wed May 21, 2014 10:51 am

Andymac-47 wrote:
gazurtoids wrote:
Andymac-47 wrote:My eldest (19 male) is on a bit of health kick. No problem with that. Meal times in the evening is doing my head in. It's that he eats something else other than a usually healthy meal prepared for him by wife. Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me. When I make the dinner he won't even ask for something else as he knows he will get a short sharp fuck off. Same as when I get at him about anything, she decides to give me a kicking, but woo betide anybody getting involved with a row between him and her, and they are usually world

I got an email last night saying neither you nor Supernorm could log in...?


That's correct Gaz. I can only log in from my phone. Can you help us out please.


Ah, you're on the phone!

Yep, I'm going to look into this. Just to check, you've tried the stuff mentioned in the TSB fucked thread, I'm assuming? Can you post your browser & version over there too?

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Re: Because wives

Postby Andymac-47 » Wed May 21, 2014 11:03 am

gazurtoids wrote:
Andymac-47 wrote:My eldest (19 male) is on a bit of health kick. No problem with that. Meal times in the evening is doing my head in. It's that he eats something else other than a usually healthy meal prepared for him by wife. Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me. When I make the dinner he won't even ask for something else as he knows he will get a short sharp fuck off. Same as when I get at him about anything, she decides to give me a kicking, but woo betide anybody getting involved with a row between him and her, and they are usually world war 3.


I have tried the tsb fucked thread. When I try to log on via the PC it just sends me back onto the log on page.

I got an email last night saying neither you nor Supernorm could log in...?
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Re: Because wives

Postby SimonB » Thu May 22, 2014 12:01 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
SimonB wrote:I do have to admit that life isn't that bad once I accept that I am always in the wrong :mrgreen:

My wife doesn't mind that I go to every Leeds league game, often taking the full weekend for some away games, she doesn't drink and also doesn't mind taking me to pubs, I get regular bacon and egg sandwiches in the morning, wine is kept stocked up at home and basically I have to do fuck all in the way of household chores.

So overall life is pretty good

So in short, she wants you dead.

Stress, misery, cirrhosis, cholesterol, trans-fats.... Wake up and smell the caffeine-enhanced coffee Si :lol:


I was turned down for a two year life insurance policy nine years ago :mrgreen: and I dont suffer from stress to be honest, all the other points are valid though....
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu May 22, 2014 12:14 pm

SimonB wrote:
I was turned down for a two year life insurance policy nine years ago :mrgreen:


:shock:
:pale:





Do you think you'll get an obit, Si...?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby MightyWhite » Fri May 23, 2014 11:56 am

Been married 8 months, text conversation with the wife today.

Me: How goes it?
Wife: Ok thanks.

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Re: Because wives

Postby AndyPaul » Fri May 23, 2014 12:00 pm

MightyWhite wrote:Been married 8 months, text conversation with the wife today.

Me: How goes it?
Wife: Ok thanks.

fin


I've been seeing this lass about 5 months now.

Our most recent text conversation has been going on about 3 months :roll:

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Re: Because wives

Postby Tycipa » Fri May 23, 2014 12:25 pm

Length of txt conversations is probably directly proportional to the amount of the jiggy jiggy enjoyed by the above 2 posters. If you want bed Olympics stay single. Unless you are Mr O of course but then he is a little bit different to most folk.
The fact that we are not taking care of the planet, our children will pay the consequences. With football it will be the same because we're destroying football and in the future we'll see the negative effects. Those who have power are responsible for it.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Ponte » Fri May 23, 2014 12:34 pm

Tycipa wrote:Unless you are Mr O of course but then he is a little bit different to most folk.

Now there's a fucking understatement.
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Re: Because wives

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri May 23, 2014 2:52 pm

Ponte wrote:
Tycipa wrote:Unless you are Mr O of course but then he is a little bit different to most folk.

Now there's a fucking understatement.


Fuck off - that's Olthwaite-ist.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Fri May 23, 2014 4:38 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:
Ponte wrote:
Tycipa wrote:Unless you are Mr O of course but then he is a little bit different to most folk.

Now there's a fucking understatement.


Fuck off - that's Olthwaite-ist.

Bollocks - "all Olthwaites are thieving scum" would be, this just puts you in the tail of the bell curve.


Quite which curve is open to debate :mrgreen:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby OWETB » Sun May 25, 2014 1:58 pm

Just been speaking to my mate and he told me a tale that has left me scratching my head :scratch:

Last week their electric oven packed up, it was old so instead of getting it repaired they decided to get a new one. They ordered one and it came a few days ago. The plan was that he'll simply take out the old one and slide the new one in to the hole, stick the old one in his motor and drop it off at the tip this weekend.

Seems a logical plan.

Friday night is their 'going out' night, a few beers and summat to eat, like you do. Anyway, he gets home from work on Friday and his misses tells him that they are not going out - obviously he asked why, thinking she might not be feeling well, but no, she is cleaning the oven - the oven that is to be replaced! She spent most of Friday night cleaning the fucking thing only for my mate to take the cunt to the tip yesterday morning.

Work that one out?

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Re: Because wives

Postby welshwhite » Sun May 25, 2014 2:54 pm

Some women love cleaning, Sounds like she was in her element doing it. maybe she prefered that than hobnobbing down the pub.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Sun May 25, 2014 3:25 pm

OWETB wrote:
Work that one out?

Presumably his house is relatively overlooked - meaning she's worrying the neighbours will see it and be judgemental if it looks like a meal was ever cooked in it..?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Tycipa » Sun May 25, 2014 3:40 pm

I know a woman who will, in the morning, Dettol spray the kitchen table if the cat has sat on it overnight but will leave vegatables to rot in the fridge!
The fact that we are not taking care of the planet, our children will pay the consequences. With football it will be the same because we're destroying football and in the future we'll see the negative effects. Those who have power are responsible for it.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Man Called Sun » Sun May 25, 2014 3:41 pm

She's pregnant. If you've got owt to do with it then get yer story straight now.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Sun May 25, 2014 4:09 pm

Tycipa wrote:I know a woman who will, in the morning, Dettol spray the kitchen table if the cat has sat on it overnight but will leave vegatables to rot in the fridge!

To me, that seems perfectly rational, but wasteful. Few rotten veg won't hurt you. But I don't want my cats' arses on my plate, speaking microbiologically...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby jackos » Sun May 25, 2014 5:03 pm

Tycipa wrote:I know a woman who will, in the morning, Dettol spray the kitchen table if the cat has sat on it overnight but will leave vegatables to rot in the fridge!


Domestic cats, what is the point of the disease ridden things unless you live on a farm and have a problem with rats? My missus loves ours, so it'll probably outlive me. Once it shat on our bed, I was really tempted to throw it out the window ... Missus reaction, "It's not her fault, poor thing, I forgot to clean her litter tray" I could see it smirking at me as she spoke...
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