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dirty leeds
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Re: Because wives

Postby dirty leeds » Thu Jan 28, 2021 1:05 pm

Nah, he's mad: I can turn his life into a psycho drama.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 28, 2021 1:06 pm

My car is about that old. Hmm. Maybe I should get myself a Phil too.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Mustafaster » Thu Jan 28, 2021 1:18 pm

Phil LUFC wrote:So, seems the 40th birthday solution was a new car. Brownie points well and truly in the bag (for now) but puts a big hole in the finances.

Those brownie points have a shelf life of 2-3 weeks.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 28, 2021 1:28 pm

Mustafaster wrote:
Phil LUFC wrote:So, seems the 40th birthday solution was a new car. Brownie points well and truly in the bag (for now) but puts a big hole in the finances.

Those brownie points have a shelf life of 2-3 weeks.

Put some weed in them. She won't give a fuck.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Phil LUFC » Thu Jan 28, 2021 1:32 pm

Form an orderly queue. But Ponte is right, I'm now skint. The Daughter is 17 this year and any car budget she may have had has now been spent.

Anyway, this is now the main family car. In her name but if we're out together I'm driving. Just won't be allowed to put Leeds badges in the windows or anything.

By taking her from what was essentially a 150BHP go-kart to a "soccer mom" car as our US friends might describe it I'm positioning myself for a midlife crisis type car choice as and when I can afford it. Would quite like to get something with a nice sounding V8 before we're all being driven round by our self driving Tesla's.

Also ends any notion the kids might have had of being given said over powered small car (without needing to explain why we couldn't get insurance for them).

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:41 pm

Phil LUFC wrote:Would quite like to get something with a nice sounding V8 before we're all being driven round by our self driving Tesla's.

I have been considering a German V8 (with or without biturbo deciding which brand I guess) when the current V6 stops delighting me as I detour through underpasses. Sad cunt that I am.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby AndyPaul » Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:51 pm

I'd be very much concerned what the fuck you get her for her 50th now the bar has been set so high.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 28, 2021 5:52 pm

AndyPaul wrote:I'd be very much concerned what the fuck you get her for her 50th now the bar has been set so high.

Get one for her fella?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby AndyPaul » Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:02 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
AndyPaul wrote:I'd be very much concerned what the fuck you get her for her 50th now the bar has been set so high.

Get one for her fella?


:mrgreen:

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Re: Because wives

Postby Phil LUFC » Thu Jan 28, 2021 6:59 pm

AndyPaul wrote:I'd be very much concerned what the fuck you get her for her 50th now the bar has been set so high.

Got 10 years to get through first, very much not today's problem.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Jan 28, 2021 7:27 pm

AndyPaul wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:
AndyPaul wrote:I'd be very much concerned what the fuck you get her for her 50th now the bar has been set so high.

Get one for her fella?


:mrgreen:

Don't laugh, it might be Phil...
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Re: Because wives

Postby FER » Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:05 pm

I have old photos as the screensaver on the lappy. Stuff that I like, such as pic of me & Wembley, the F1, a couple of me & Her from years ago - the usual shit.

She took exception to one pic in particular. It was a pic of me and some friends (we'll call them 'Good Mate', 'Hot Friend', 'Bombshell Blonde' and 'Decent Snog') out in Headingley from the early 00's. I really like this pic as you could caption it with all kids of daft things - I've just taken a drag of a cigarette, am looking at Decent Snog who's sat n front of me and Good Mate and Hot Friend are exchanging looks with each other. Nobody is posing for it.

After about 6 months of this pic circling the screensaver, She decides to object to it because I have my arm around the waist of Bombshell Blonde who She doesn't know. Now, said young lady is a friend of Hot Friend and I've known her for ages (the three of us did a photoshoot together). Nothing between us (damn!) so it's all quite innocent (she has those paw prints on her breasts that so many girls of the time had done (The SiL also has these), but these are not visible in the pic). Obviously I remove the offending picture from the screensaver settings.

Should I have objected to her objections and told her get over it? If it had been a pic of her from years ago with random Handsome Hunk, I wouldn't have complained ... much.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:03 pm

My immediate question is, why are you not in more trouble for rating her friends on how good a snogger they are?

If you really want to cause problems, start calling one of them Toothy BJ
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Because wives

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:20 pm

Blackwhite wrote:My immediate question is, why are you not in more trouble for rating her friends on how good a snogger they are?

If you really want to cause problems, start calling one of them Toothy BJ


Aye, the fact that he introduced them as " ... 'Good Mate', 'Hot Friend', 'Bombshell Blonde' and 'Decent Snog'" is the tell. She's right. He's wrong. And don't think we didn't notice that little "for a photo shoot" bollocks. Card well and truly marked, my lad.

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Re: Because wives

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jan 29, 2021 2:50 pm

Pictures of me from the early 00s depress the hell out of me, there's no way i want to see them on a daily basis.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Phil LUFC » Fri Jan 29, 2021 3:11 pm

FER wrote:I have old photos as the screensaver on the lappy. Stuff that I like, such as pic of me & Wembley, the F1, a couple of me & Her from years ago - the usual shit.

She took exception to one pic in particular. It was a pic of me and some friends (we'll call them 'Good Mate', 'Hot Friend', 'Bombshell Blonde' and 'Decent Snog') out in Headingley from the early 00's. I really like this pic as you could caption it with all kids of daft things - I've just taken a drag of a cigarette, am looking at Decent Snog who's sat n front of me and Good Mate and Hot Friend are exchanging looks with each other. Nobody is posing for it.

After about 6 months of this pic circling the screensaver, She decides to object to it because I have my arm around the waist of Bombshell Blonde who She doesn't know. Now, said young lady is a friend of Hot Friend and I've known her for ages (the three of us did a photoshoot together). Nothing between us (damn!) so it's all quite innocent (she has those paw prints on her breasts that so many girls of the time had done (The SiL also has these), but these are not visible in the pic). Obviously I remove the offending picture from the screensaver settings.

Should I have objected to her objections and told her get over it? If it had been a pic of her from years ago with random Handsome Hunk, I wouldn't have complained ... much.

Sounds like she should have objected on the grounds you were looking at Decent Snog more than the arm round Blonde Bombshell. I suppose what we really need is to see the photo so we can make a more informed judgement.

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Re: Because wives

Postby topbin » Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:01 pm

dirty leeds wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:My immediate question is, why are you not in more trouble for rating her friends on how good a snogger they are?

If you really want to cause problems, start calling one of them Toothy BJ


Aye, the fact that he introduced them as " ... 'Good Mate', 'Hot Friend', 'Bombshell Blonde' and 'Decent Snog'" is the tell. She's right. He's wrong. And don't think we didn't notice that little "for a photo shoot" bollocks. Card well and truly marked, my lad.


DL nails this. You're guilty as charged.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Quiffy » Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:40 pm

so only me that's wondering what sort of photoshoot this was? what specialist publication paid for it? does FER dare upload the results? is the hasselhof avatar a hint as to this man's physical prowess?
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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:46 pm

FER, this your mate?

(Why would someone do this? I don't get it. Even Debbie McGee/Daniels doesn't have these, halfway up her back...)
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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dirty leeds
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Re: Because wives

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:27 pm

the flying pig wrote:Pictures of me from the early 00s depress the hell out of me, there's no way i want to see them on a daily basis.


I remember you from back then. Gorgeous.


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