Mrs O's been looking for a new winter coat for months without seeing anything she liked. I saw something, thought it would fit the bill and ordered on spec for her to try. It's fantastic, apparently.
I'm hoping the grace period on this will last as long as . . . I dunno . . . three or four days, maybe?
Because wives
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eric olthwaite
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:14 pm
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Member of a clique
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Mustafaster
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:02 am
- Location: PC Brigade House.
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eric olthwaite wrote:Mrs O's been looking for a new winter coat for months without seeing anything she liked. I saw something, thought it would fit the bill and ordered on spec for her to try. It's fantastic, apparently.
I'm hoping the grace period on this will last as long as . . . I dunno . . . three or four days, maybe?
That is hugely suspicious.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.
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dirty leeds
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:13 pm
- Location: London
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Mustafaster wrote:eric olthwaite wrote:Mrs O's been looking for a new winter coat for months without seeing anything she liked. I saw something, thought it would fit the bill and ordered on spec for her to try. It's fantastic, apparently.
I'm hoping the grace period on this will last as long as . . . I dunno . . . three or four days, maybe?
That is hugely suspicious.
Oh man, is Eric in trouble. Maybe start a whip-round now for his wreath?
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AndyPaul
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:27 am
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eric olthwaite wrote:Mrs O's been looking for a new winter coat for months without seeing anything she liked. I saw something, thought it would fit the bill and ordered on spec for her to try. It's fantastic, apparently.
I'm hoping the grace period on this will last as long as . . . I dunno . . . three or four days, maybe?
Thought you'd been married long enough to know you've fucked up some how and to be prepared for the shitstorm coming your way
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eric olthwaite
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Better to play the game and lose than never to play the game at all.
Member of a clique
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dirty leeds
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:13 pm
- Location: London
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Well, you say that, but... in the same week that Mrs O refers to us affectionately as 'cunts' [even approving our TV choices], she now says she likes a coat you bought for her.
I mean, is the car still OK? Anything else broken? Still got all your cards? She's done something. Shirley?
I mean, is the car still OK? Anything else broken? Still got all your cards? She's done something. Shirley?
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Wakefield White
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:57 pm
- Location: t'other side o't hills
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dirty leeds wrote:dp.
What an open minded lady.
Fuck you Rod Liddle, fuck you in your cunting fuckface you fucking third division cunt!
(courtesy of Ponte)
(courtesy of Ponte)
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dirty leeds
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:13 pm
- Location: London
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Wakefield White wrote:dirty leeds wrote:dp.
What an open minded lady.
Post, ya cunt. But what do I know?
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AndyPaul
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:27 am
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So we are all agreed Eric is screwed. The decision now is did we like him enough to buy him a stone with his name on at Elland Road
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Blackwhite
- Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:07 am
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Wakefield White wrote:dirty leeds wrote:dp.
What an open minded lady.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
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Mustafaster
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:02 am
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Wakefield White wrote:dirty leeds wrote:dp.
What an open minded lady.
Not only her mind ...
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.
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AndyPaul
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:27 am
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I wish I was gay or maybe just a little single cell organism actually, that seems like a peaceful life.
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Blackwhite
- Joined: Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:07 am
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AndyPaul wrote:I wish I was gay or maybe just a little single cell organism actually, that seems like a peaceful life.
I'm sure there's an excellent story in here but it would be insensitive to ask.
I'm sure your festive pain is felt more widely.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
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Ponte
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:36 am
- Location: Between a rock and a hard place.
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AndyPaul wrote:I wish I was gay or maybe just a little single cell organism actually, that seems like a peaceful life.
Ooooo do tell...
Blackwhite wrote:I'm sure there's an excellent story in here but it would be insensitive to ask.
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AndyPaul
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:27 am
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Ponte wrote:AndyPaul wrote:I wish I was gay or maybe just a little single cell organism actually, that seems like a peaceful life.
Ooooo do tell...Blackwhite wrote:I'm sure there's an excellent story in here but it would be insensitive to ask.
In fairness it's not her it's me, it's all fucking me...
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Phil LUFC
- Joined: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:26 pm
- Location: Scunthorpe
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AndyPaul wrote:Ponte wrote:AndyPaul wrote:I wish I was gay or maybe just a little single cell organism actually, that seems like a peaceful life.
Ooooo do tell...Blackwhite wrote:I'm sure there's an excellent story in here but it would be insensitive to ask.
In fairness it's not her it's me, it's all fucking me...
You fucking bastard, how could you
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Mustafaster
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:02 am
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I forgot to put the bins out once, about nine years ago.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.
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Devi
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I buy child headphones for Xmas
I tell her I’ve bought them
She takes child out with child’s dad to buy Xmas present
Buys headphones
Gives child headphones ahead of Xmas
Child no longer needs or wants the headphones I bought
I’m pissed off at wasting money I don’t have
I have to find new gift in Tier 4 shops.
This is, of course, my fault.
I tell her I’ve bought them
She takes child out with child’s dad to buy Xmas present
Buys headphones
Gives child headphones ahead of Xmas
Child no longer needs or wants the headphones I bought
I’m pissed off at wasting money I don’t have
I have to find new gift in Tier 4 shops.
This is, of course, my fault.
I like it. What is it?
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dirty leeds
- Joined: Mon Feb 11, 2008 12:13 pm
- Location: London
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Devi wrote:I buy child headphones for Xmas
I tell her I’ve bought them
She takes child out with child’s dad to buy Xmas present
Buys headphones
Gives child headphones ahead of Xmas
Child no longer needs or wants the headphones I bought
I’m pissed off at wasting money I don’t have
I have to find new gift in Tier 4 shops.
This is, of course, my fault.
Jesus.