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Re: Because wives

Postby Oheddieeddie » Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:32 am

Blackwhite wrote:OEE, that is a candidate for the most terrible abstract I've ever read. What shite is this. "Short lazy losers can't be arsed to shave or exercise and can't get laid, here's a specious hormonal argument."



If that paper gets cited once, even by themselves, they've done very well.


Ah ok yes, didnt actually read it before posting. I was aware there was lots of research and just posted first one I saw. Do you think Mrs Eric is likely to require a higher academic rigour?

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Re: Because wives

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:53 am

I think she's said all she's going to say on the matter *huffs*
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Re: Because wives

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:03 am

dirty leeds wrote:How do you feel about the designer stubble look, as an interim step?


Yes, this thought occurred to me. Possibly less annoying, whilst avoiding outright capitulation.

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Re: Because wives

Postby Ponte » Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:12 am

eric olthwaite wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:How do you feel about the designer stubble look, as an interim step?


Yes, this thought occurred to me. Possibly less annoying, whilst avoiding outright capitulation.

I had a similar situation christmas previous, bearded up and was going to shave it until I was told to. I compromised by running a beard trimmer on the shortest setting over it every 4few days. She wasn’t 100% happy but I feel I won. Still keep it like that now as I like it and it’s easy.
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Re: Because wives

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Feb 03, 2018 6:28 pm

From time to time wimmin are actually right. A stopped clock and all that...
Get a bloody shave.
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Re: Because wives

Postby SimonB » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:54 pm

I miss my beard.

Im not allowed to have one
We had a meeting at work today and I was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire. Apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the right answer

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Re: Because wives

Postby FER » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:41 pm

SimonB wrote:I miss my beard.

Im not allowed to have one


I like mine.

I'm not allowed to not have one.
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Re: Because wives

Postby SimonB » Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:49 pm

FER wrote:
SimonB wrote:I miss my beard.

Im not allowed to have one


I like mine.

I'm not allowed to not have one.


Mine looked good though
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Re: Because wives

Postby OWETB » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:06 pm

SimonB wrote:
FER wrote:
SimonB wrote:I miss my beard.

Im not allowed to have one


I like mine.

I'm not allowed to not have one.


Mine looked good though


No it didn't, you looked a right scruffy cunt :mrgreen:

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Re: Because wives

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:40 am

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