They can start a war over fuck all. One is reminded of the war between Lilliput and Blefescu at times.
This time literally.
Dunno if it's just mine that's faulty or if it's a general design flaw and they all need a general recall anyroad, permit me to share the latest escalation of conflict...
Musta has a nice relaxed Saturday morning, nowt pressing so decides to make mayonnaise to go with lunch. Musta makes very good mayonnaise, everyone agrees on that. Good olive oil, fresh eggs, vinegar and lemon juice from our own lemons, a touch of garlic and mustard, pinch of salt. Yum yum.
Better than Hellman's, everyone agrees bigly.
So Musta is separating the eggs. He has a brilliant trick for doing this which involves a water bottle.
Señora Musta goes into overdrive.
THAT IS NOT THE WAY YOU SEPARATE EGG YOLKS!
Might not be the way you do it, light of my life, but I've been doing this forever, it's just the first time you've been present to see it.
To no avail. Full on rant.... about the best way to separate egg yolks! Not talking to me now.
Remains to be seen if she's gonna eat the mayonnaise... Might have called the dogs off by then.
Have I got a faulty model or are they all like this!
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.