Because wives

[Heathrow White]

I spent five years rebuilding a dump of a house, during which time I had a heart attack, died in A&E, was brought back had two heart ops, recovered and finished the house and it looked stunning but 10 days after it last job was done my wife asked a divorce and the house had to be sold. She got a wad of cash and left me for my 'Best Man'

I've spent all my money doing up another house for the last four years and now mortgaged till I'm 70. FFS

[Oheddieeddie]

My wife left me four days ago.

Erm... because, well, internet, I can't tell if you're taking the piss. Want to tell us more?

It was totally out of the blue, she has changed for the worse since she joined the women's dart team down the local pub, she has now moved in with a butch woman darter ' a known lesbian' and she has not been home or in contact with me since their darts game on Thursday night.

If she had left me for another man I could have understood that, I love her with all of my heart and just want her back

Mmm sounds like she's hit the bullseye there.

[Blackwhite]

I spent five years rebuilding a dump of a house, during which time I had a heart attack, died in A&E, was brought back had two heart ops, recovered and finished the house and it looked stunning but 10 days after it last job was done my wife asked a divorce and the house had to be sold. She got a wad of cash and left me for my 'Best Man'



I've spent all my money doing up another house for the last four years and now mortgaged till I'm 70. FFS

What a total cunt.

I think you shared this story before, I almost kicked my wife out as a prophylactic measure.

Then I realised she's not the slightest bit cuntish, pays half of everything unless I treat her, and knows her new fella wouldn't last long. love

[Wakefield White]

I'm getting married in August, this thread is quite scary!

[welshwhite]

I'm getting married in August, this thread is quite scary!

Hide her darts.....

[jackos]

I'm getting married in August, this thread is quite scary!

Hide her darts.....

[Man Called Sun]

I spent five years rebuilding a dump of a house, during which time I had a heart attack, died in A&E, was brought back had two heart ops, recovered and finished the house and it looked stunning but 10 days after it last job was done my wife asked a divorce and the house had to be sold. She got a wad of cash and left me for my 'Best Man'

I've spent all my money doing up another house for the last four years and now mortgaged till I'm 70. FFS

Heathrow wins.

[AndyPaul]

I spent five years rebuilding a dump of a house, during which time I had a heart attack, died in A&E, was brought back had two heart ops, recovered and finished the house and it looked stunning but 10 days after it last job was done my wife asked a divorce and the house had to be sold. She got a wad of cash and left me for my 'Best Man'

I've spent all my money doing up another house for the last four years and now mortgaged till I'm 70. FFS

Heathrow wins.

If that's winning I'm glad I'm a loser!

[eric olthwaite]

My wife is fucking mega.

Yeah, mine's alright. The more I see of people my age's relationships, the more I realise I just got dead lucky really.

Walked in from work yesterday; she looked me up and down and said, 'Your arse is the best bit, I just don't really like looking at your face'.

I take it all back.

[SimonB]

Walked in from work yesterday; she looked me up and down and said, 'Your arse is the best bit, I just don't really like looking at your face'.

I take it all back.

Couldnt comment on your arse but she is right about the face

[Man Called Sun]

I don't know where to to start....they have this ability to just hit that spot, the spot, that no one else can get to. Why oh fucking why? I will love, honour and obey and will exasperate you until the day we both shall die.

Reading this again...how many wives have you got?

[Proud to be Leeds]

Yesterday I got home from work to the smell of food being prepared. Some juicy ribeye's getting marinated, samphire and tomatoes seasoned to perfection. I informed her that I was off the play football for a couple of hours and wont be back til 10pm. She says, don't worry just text me when you are 5 mins away and I will cook your steak. Walk through the door and seconds later I'm served a beautifully cooked slab of meat, plus half of hers. I don't think I'll be getting married any time soon.

[SimonB]

I do have to admit that life isn't that bad once I accept that I am always in the wrong

My wife doesn't mind that I go to every Leeds league game, often taking the full weekend for some away games, she doesn't drink and also doesn't mind taking me to pubs, I get regular bacon and egg sandwiches in the morning, wine is kept stocked up at home and basically I have to do fuck all in the way of household chores.

So overall life is pretty good

[Blackwhite]

I do have to admit that life isn't that bad once I accept that I am always in the wrong

My wife doesn't mind that I go to every Leeds league game, often taking the full weekend for some away games, she doesn't drink and also doesn't mind taking me to pubs, I get regular bacon and egg sandwiches in the morning, wine is kept stocked up at home and basically I have to do fuck all in the way of household chores.

So overall life is pretty good

So in short, she wants you dead.

Stress, misery, cirrhosis, cholesterol, trans-fats.... Wake up and smell the caffeine-enhanced coffee Si

[Beer Pig]

I do have to admit that life isn't that bad once I accept that I am always in the wrong

My wife doesn't mind that I go to every Leeds league game, often taking the full weekend for some away games, she doesn't drink and also doesn't mind taking me to pubs, I get regular bacon and egg sandwiches in the morning, wine is kept stocked up at home and basically I have to do fuck all in the way of household chores.

So overall life is pretty good

So in short, she wants you dead.

Stress, misery, cirrhosis, cholesterol, trans-fats.... Wake up and smell the caffeine-enhanced coffee Si

He's on borrowed time, literally!

[ARDS]

Heathrow thought he was badly done up but what about that Russian having too pay 2 and half billion "Yes" billion in a divorce settlement in Switzerland .

[LSD&2Es]

My wife is fucking mega.

Oh come on, she might have let herself go a bit, but she's not that big!

[LSD&2Es]

My wife left me four days ago.

So you and Linda are no longer together?? (does that just mean you've forgotten the password??)

[Man Called Sun]

My wife is fucking mega.

Oh come on, she might have let herself go a bit, but she's not that big!

[Andymac-47]

My eldest (19 male) is on a bit of health kick. No problem with that. Meal times in the evening is doing my head in. It's that he eats something else other than a usually healthy meal prepared for him by wife. Now she has has to stand and make to seperate meals. She works near enough full time and when I get at him for creating extra work she jumps all over me. When I make the dinner he won't even ask for something else as he knows he will get a short sharp fuck off. Same as when I get at him about anything, she decides to give me a kicking, but woo betide anybody getting involved with a row between him and her, and they are usually world war 3.