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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Apr 30, 2020 4:36 pm



Climate Wiseman? You literally could not make that shit up.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Fri May 01, 2020 11:42 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 05, 2020 5:44 pm

Airport, not workers.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Wakefield White » Sat May 16, 2020 7:56 am

What can possibly motivate someone to do shit like this...

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mindo » Sat May 16, 2020 2:37 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Airport, not workers.



I googled this because I didn't know what a hangar suppression system is. Apparently (per Reuters) it was a malfunction and not a disgruntled employee, BA say the system is fully automated and can't be operated manually (although that seems a bit dangerous to me, I would have thought fire safety stuff should have a manual override). So, Fake News, quite possibly

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sat May 16, 2020 3:28 pm

Seems you're probably right, Mindo. And who can argue with Reuters fact checking, they just fact checked BoZo on the care home advice and find him lacking.

Ah well. I'm sure eventually I'll have something else to be annoyed at BA for, if they survive.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mustafaster » Sun May 17, 2020 12:41 pm

Now we all know that being cooped up with the missus and small kids is a tough gig, but ...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotl ... s-52697289
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Vampire » Sun May 17, 2020 12:52 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
Mindo wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:Airport, not workers.



I googled this because I didn't know what a hangar suppression system is. Apparently (per Reuters) it was a malfunction and not a disgruntled employee, BA say the system is fully automated and can't be operated manually (although that seems a bit dangerous to me, I would have thought fire safety stuff should have a manual override). So, Fake News, quite possibly


Seems you're probably right, Mindo......Ah well. I'm sure eventually I'll have something else to be annoyed at BA for, if they survive.


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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sun May 17, 2020 12:56 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Now we all know that being cooped up with the missus and small kids is a tough gig, but ...
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-scotl ... s-52697289

More like the knock-on effect of having been dumped by his wife and only finding out from a post on her rambling incoherent blog.

TBH if I was him I might have wanted to put that kind of distance in myself. (But Skye? Yeah, dickhead. Go cry in Nuneaton.)
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun May 17, 2020 3:25 pm

I’d probably go stupid cunts rather than absolute for this one, but whatevs.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon May 18, 2020 8:34 pm

There was a thing in the architectural press this week about Zoom call hacking and one from a uni where someone had taken over a presentation screen and posted up child porn to 100 people.

I get that people hack to extort money and others fuck things up just because they can, but kid porn? What the fuck does any evil cunt gain from doing that?
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Mon May 18, 2020 9:27 pm

4chan lolz
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 19, 2020 11:34 am

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu May 21, 2020 7:27 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Terre Harte II » Thu May 21, 2020 9:32 pm

I work in the media, but I'll call out my own for ridiculous stories like this.

https://www.bbc.com/news/52733199

So Donald Trump insults almost everyone inappropriately and with impunity for four years and someone cracks back at them and they're called out for it?

I know the BBC was just aggregating social media reaction, but fuck that, and that gets to my greater point of who the cunt is here rather than Trump or Pelosi or their feud.

We in the media need to stop doing social media reaction stories. They're lazy and they depend on what are likely bad actors on social media. We know by now there are content farms devoted to stirring up shit. Why give them a forum?

Man on the street stories, as they're called here, have always been a tad controversial within the media industry because they're often slanted by design (especially the local sports team does good stories), but at least when you talk to a man on the street, you're talking to a real person. Lord knows what random Montenegrin they're quoting in social media reaction pieces.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Professor Weeto » Fri May 22, 2020 12:28 pm

Richard Curtis: cunt.


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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby jackos » Fri May 22, 2020 3:37 pm

Can I nominate whichever architect designed this “overpass”, and all who approved it. :?

*assume most have seen it already, but fuck ....




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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri May 22, 2020 5:51 pm

jackos wrote:Can I nominate whichever architect designed this “bypass”, and all who approved it. :?


Ahem *cough* civil engineer, ta.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby jackos » Fri May 22, 2020 6:57 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Ahem *cough* civil engineer, ta.

Where is that?


The more you point the finger ..

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat May 23, 2020 10:05 am

I properly hate these cunts

A fucking SSSI and you go and leave a disposable bbq there? Utter fucking vermin.
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