Absolute cunts thread...

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the flying pig
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby the flying pig » Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:03 pm

ha.

it's not the same at all but my [very] chavvy sister in law used to live in a house on a very narrow street in rural west devon, she often used to park her car at a specific bottleneck in the street which meant that the local bus service [i think maybe only one per day] couldn't get past, every time it happened the driver would have to knock on her door asking her to move it & would typically get an earful of abuse for his troubles.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:02 am

"Ma'am, you are guilty of driving while black. We're gonna have to go ahead and spend eleven minutes searching your vagina by the roadside."




"Oh, err, hi. I never touched this lady and her clothes fell off on their own."
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Feb 25, 2018 5:53 pm

I think I’ve posted about this before on here, but we’ve family friends with a couple of daughters, early 20s, with dwarfism. They both occasionally post the shit they put up with constantly. One yesterday with half a dozen incidents on the train going to London: things like a teenage girl walking round her, videoing her on her phone, laughing.

Honestly, if I can any see value at all in people being allowed to own guns, I think her and her sister should just be allowed to take out any fucker who does this.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Wakefield White » Sun Feb 25, 2018 8:44 pm

Blackwhite wrote:"Ma'am, you are guilty of driving while black. We're gonna have to go ahead and spend eleven minutes searching your vagina by the roadside."




"Oh, err, hi. I never touched this lady and her clothes fell off on their own."


That country is fucked. Was going to write a few lines about end of empire, hubris, absence of logic and compassion... but it all boils down to it being fucked!
Fuck you Rod Liddle, fuck you in your cunting fuckface you fucking third division cunt!
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Oheddieeddie » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:42 pm


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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Devi » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:06 pm

Nissan UK.

Over 60 years of driving without incident between us, and suddenly the busted clutch on our 18 month old 4WD XTrail is down to 'driver error', so no, they won't be refunding the £2,300 charged to fix the fucker.

Cunts.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Fri May 25, 2018 5:26 pm

It's true what they say, Sunday league referees really aren't fit enough. This one can barely run.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mustafaster » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:23 am

I see the scum have invited the kids who were rescued from the cave in Thailand to Old Trafford.
Heartwarming generosity on their part.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Ontolly » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:42 am

Mustafaster wrote:I see the scum have invited the kids who were rescued from the cave in Thailand to Old Trafford.
Heartwarming generosity on their part.


I seem to recall they invited them trapped Chilean miners a few years ago as well. Anyone who has a close encounter with the bowels of the Earth gets a free ticket to the theatre of dreams :thumbl:
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby dirty leeds » Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:51 am

We could invite them to Elland Road but I think they have suffered enough.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Ponte » Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:19 am

Ontolly wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:I see the scum have invited the kids who were rescued from the cave in Thailand to Old Trafford.
Heartwarming generosity on their part.


I seem to recall they invited them trapped Chilean miners a few years ago as well. Anyone who has a close encounter with the bowels of the Earth gets a free ticket to the theatre of dreams :thumbl:


Not a chance they will try to shoehorn a reference to Munich in there. No, not at all.
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Hmmm.

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Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Still Hates Gordon Watson » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:00 pm

dirty leeds wrote:We could invite them to Elland Road but I think they have suffered enough.


Pah, they only suffered darkness with no light at the end of the tunnel for a few weeks. We’ve had fucking years of it.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby dirty leeds » Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:05 pm

Still Hates Gordon Watson wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:We could invite them to Elland Road but I think they have suffered enough.


Pah, they only suffered darkness with no light at the end of the tunnel for a few weeks. We’ve had fucking years of it.


Fair point.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:47 pm

And still on the Thai thing, yer man Elon Musk really is a bit of a cunt

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jul 15, 2018 9:54 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:And still on the Thai thing, yer man Elon Musk really is a bit of a cunt

He's so thin-skinned it's amazing.


The diver comment is worth watching.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Andymac-47 » Sun Jul 22, 2018 4:57 pm

Andymac

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby the flying pig » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:20 pm

Andymac-47 wrote:What the absolute fuck!

https://news.sky.com/story/three-year-o ... r-11445152


...The motive of the attack is unknown...


Motive? :scratch:

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jul 22, 2018 5:47 pm

If I had to guess, I’d go with it being some shit aimed at the mother about access to the kid or summat.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby LukeC » Mon Jul 23, 2018 3:58 pm

I have to say the same thought occurred to me Eric. Throwing acid at a 3 year old. FFS. Depressing how evil some people are.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:50 pm

Amazon cunts/US employment law.


This is what the Moggites have planned for you on the Great March Back To The Forties. Beware.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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