Absolute cunts thread...

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mustafaster » Sat May 23, 2020 10:39 am

eric olthwaite wrote:I properly hate these cunts

A fucking SSSI and you go and leave a disposable bbq there? Utter fucking vermin.

Why are disposable bbqs even a thing?
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat May 23, 2020 10:58 am

Mustafaster wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:I properly hate these cunts

A fucking SSSI and you go and leave a disposable bbq there? Utter fucking vermin.

Why are disposable bbqs even a thing?


True enough. Every bloody year there’s one kid / toddler on Brighton beach who looses a hand or their face due to falling over on one of the fucking things.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sat May 23, 2020 11:29 am

Loses their face? Really?
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby jackos » Sat May 23, 2020 11:52 am

Mustafaster wrote:Why are disposable bbqs even a thing?


We had a massive problem in parks and nature reserves here a couple of years ago, they are handy and easy to take with on a day out so definitely practical. But they are an incredible waste of resources, are a fire risk and people seem to think they'll decompose in nature.. That led most stores in Sweden to stop stocking them last summer. Thank fuck. I'd never buy one.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat May 23, 2020 11:59 am

Blackwhite wrote:Loses their face? Really?


Well, as in completely disfigured, aye. Bunch of pissed cunts leave their bbq, toddler faceplants in it. I can remember that happening a couple of times, although the damaged hands thing is more common.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Sat May 23, 2020 12:09 pm

Jesus.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby dirty leeds » Wed May 27, 2020 8:13 am

This shit is never ending:


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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby AndyPaul » Wed May 27, 2020 11:48 am

dirty leeds wrote:This shit is never ending:



It's pretty shocking even for The US poor standards

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby dirty leeds » Wed May 27, 2020 11:51 am

AndyPaul wrote:It's pretty shocking even for The US poor standards


There's also video evidence that the fellah didn't resist in the first place.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Andymac-47 » Wed May 27, 2020 12:01 pm

dirty leeds wrote:This shit is never ending:


Thats really upsetting.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby OWETB » Wed May 27, 2020 12:03 pm

The 4 coppers involved have been sacked, that'll make everything alright.

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu May 28, 2020 7:37 pm

dirty leeds wrote:
AndyPaul wrote:It's pretty shocking even for The US poor standards


There's also video evidence that the fellah didn't resist in the first place.

Thought there might be some interest in this here, for fans of either American equal opportunities cops or the recent decent movie with the two Brits in it.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mustafaster » Fri May 29, 2020 7:07 am

https://bbc.in/2zHyJ17
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Fri May 29, 2020 7:22 am

Mustafaster wrote:https://bbc.in/2zHyJ17
What can you say?

It was a difficult decision, but on balance if the ratings aren't there and the public appetite falls away then the harsh reality is the kid gets cancelled. I'm sorry, Huxley.

Have you called Netflix, maybe they'll pick you up..?



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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri May 29, 2020 8:34 am

The poor kid's lasting legacy from his experience: being called Huxley
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:19 am

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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:38 pm


Cheered me up no end, that.
Story of pondlife scumbags written by a nine-year-old dyslexic.
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Re: Absolute cunts thread...

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:13 pm

Here not Corona...

This seems to be an accurate take:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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