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eric olthwaite
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Re: The Championship

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 26, 2020 12:47 pm

Tommy wrote:Had a nightmare last night that we lost our first match and drew the next one. Woke up in a panic. Cheers Leeds.


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Re: The Championship

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 26, 2020 2:33 pm

Think I'm more anxious about the effect of artificial crowd noise on our delicate front man. A badly-synthesised cheer could set him on edge, he's too hipster for such inauthenticity. Or are they using recordings from ER which would possibly be even worse.
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Re: The Championship

Postby AndyPaul » Tue May 26, 2020 2:57 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Think I'm more anxious about the effect of artificial crowd noise on our delicate front man. A badly-synthesised cheer could set him on edge, he's too hipster for such inauthenticity. Or are they using recordings from ER which would possibly be even worse.


Think he'd be better if they played the light applause from a cricket match. He wouldn't get to startled by that would he????

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Re: The Championship

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 26, 2020 4:11 pm

We need to teach Marcelo suitable English phrases now he'll likely be heard. "Oh, splendid" "Jolly well done" "Bad luck old chap"
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Re: The Championship

Postby Blackwhite » Tue May 26, 2020 4:20 pm

Is a good point, I'd enjoy being able to hear him better during the game. Wife had been taking the piss out of my attempt to improve my Spanish using his pressers.
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Re: The Championship

Postby Devi » Tue May 26, 2020 6:23 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:We need to teach Marcelo suitable English phrases now he'll likely be heard. "Oh, splendid" "Jolly well done" "Bad luck old chap"


OTOH hearing him scream Leeds Carajo to a deserted stadium, as we secure the title...
I like it. What is it?

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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Wed May 27, 2020 12:10 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:We need to teach Marcelo suitable English phrases now he'll likely be heard. "Oh, splendid" "Jolly well done" "Bad luck old chap"



Yes, time to step it up from 'Very good, Davis', I feel.

Anyway:


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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Wed May 27, 2020 12:14 pm

And Jack's well up for it:


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Re: The Championship

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Re: The Championship

Postby Blackwhite » Wed May 27, 2020 1:54 pm

dirty leeds wrote:https://twitter.com/LUFC/status/1265623035249295360

:lol: I love that crazy fucker
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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Wed May 27, 2020 5:07 pm

Getting closer:


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Re: The Championship

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Re: The Championship

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dirty leeds
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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Thu May 28, 2020 7:25 am

Just seen an Athletic piece suggesting that a few Premier League clubs - the usual suspects, happily not enough to worry about - are to suggest a 'no relegation' clause if the season is curtailed again and then abandoned before all the remaining matches are played out. Apparently, it's on grounds that the fixtures to the end of the season are not 'equal' - in the sense that some of the teams are faced with two or three tough matches right away on resumption before they come up against any more manageable games, perhaps against other relegation threatened teams.

Yes, guys, and you you know why that is? It's because you played most of those easier teams earlier in the season and you fucked it up already. Think how more fucked you'd be had you played Liverpool and Citeh too, eh?
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Re: The Championship

Postby AndyPaul » Thu May 28, 2020 7:32 am

It's also not fair thousands and thousands of people have died from a pandemic but obviously West fucking Ham are more important

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dirty leeds
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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Thu May 28, 2020 11:49 am



Two players from Fulham and one other at Blackburn, it seems. Very good.

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Re: The Championship

Postby Ontolly » Thu May 28, 2020 12:10 pm

dirty leeds wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilHay_/status/1265950739588841472

Two players from Fulham and one other at Blackburn, it seems. Very good Davies.


As I understand it they now have to pass on details of every cunt they've been in contact with and they will have to self-isolate for 14 days. Should be out in time for the kick off :thumbl:
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter was that his name wasn't Henry Porter.

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Re: The Championship

Postby dirty leeds » Thu May 28, 2020 12:15 pm

Ontolly wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilHay_/status/1265950739588841472

Two players from Fulham and one other at Blackburn, it seems. Very good Davies.


As I understand it they now have to pass on details of every cunt they've been in contact with and they will have to self-isolate for 14 days. Should be out in time for the kick off :thumbl:


Davis doesn't do 'e'.

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Re: The Championship

Postby Bobbycollins » Thu May 28, 2020 12:38 pm

Ontolly wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilHay_/status/1265950739588841472

Two players from Fulham and one other at Blackburn, it seems. Very good Davies.


As I understand it they now have to pass on details of every cunt they've been in contact with and they will have to self-isolate for 14 days. Should be out in time for the kick off :thumbl:


Davis doesn't do 'e'.[/quote]
In any event, didn't Bielsa call him Leeds, rather than Lief and not Davis?

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Re: The Championship

Postby Ontolly » Thu May 28, 2020 12:38 pm

dirty leeds wrote:
Ontolly wrote:
dirty leeds wrote:https://twitter.com/PhilHay_/status/1265950739588841472

Two players from Fulham and one other at Blackburn, it seems. Very good Davies.


As I understand it they now have to pass on details of every cunt they've been in contact with and they will have to self-isolate for 14 days. Should be out in time for the kick off :thumbl:


Davis doesn't do 'e'.

We drug testing the cunts as well now?
The only thing we knew for sure about Henry Porter was that his name wasn't Henry Porter.


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