Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby welshwhite » Wed May 11, 2016 11:03 am

Phil LUFC wrote:nil pois


You'll change your mind on the night, by the way it was me in the front of the stage waving my Welsh flag on the above Youtube clip.

My emotions was super-charged watching them perform live just in front of me and the wife :thumbl:

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed May 11, 2016 11:05 am

Abject lack of the promised silence. Disappointing.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Blackwhite » Wed May 11, 2016 11:05 am

As according to your ever-reliable self, your wife is a registered flicker of the bean, this kind of proves my point...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed May 11, 2016 11:09 am

Blackwhite wrote:As according to your ever-reliable self, your wife is a registered flicker of the bean, this kind of proves my point...


I assumed he was talking about the seventh wife, not the sixth one...

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Blackwhite » Wed May 11, 2016 11:10 am

I get confused. As, I've heard, does she.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby FER » Wed May 11, 2016 11:35 am

Phil LUFC wrote:nil pois


No peas? How is that gonna affect their chances?
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Phil LUFC » Wed May 11, 2016 11:56 am

FER wrote:
Phil LUFC wrote:nil pois


No peas? How is that gonna affect their chances?

:mrgreen: Mange Tout, Mange Tout Rodney. Never was any good at French.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby welshwhite » Wed May 11, 2016 8:12 pm

hey Vamps, i spent a couple of nights with her in Pattaya three years ago, nice enough girl but she farts a lot.

Good luck on Saturday.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Vampire » Thu May 12, 2016 3:54 am

welshwhite wrote:hey Vamps, i spent a couple of nights with her in Pattaya three years ago, nice enough girl but she farts a lot.

Good luck on Saturday.


She mentioned meeting a sad Welsh loser there in her autiobiography. She said he was useless in bed and a bit of a charity fuck. Do you think that might have been you?
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Vampire » Fri May 13, 2016 1:03 pm

Great to see our Dami get the biggest and longest standing ovation of anyone in semi final 2. She has an absolutely stunning voice. Based on that performance she had gone from 7th to 2nd favourite and has momentum.

Come on Dami
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri May 13, 2016 1:59 pm

Vampire wrote:Great to see our Dami get the biggest and longest standing ovation of anyone in semi final 2. She has an absolutely stunning voice. Based on that performance she had gone from 7th to 2nd favourite and has momentum.

Come on Dami


You do know Vamps, that if you win Eurovision, you're forced to join the EU? Careful now.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby welshwhite » Fri May 13, 2016 2:45 pm

Vampire wrote:Great to see our Dami get the biggest and longest standing ovation of anyone in semi final 2. She has an absolutely stunning voice. Based on that performance she had gone from 7th to 2nd favourite and has momentum.

Come on Dami


I just took a look at the youtube clip you put on here, to be honest i've heard better singers on the karaoke in the bars in Benidorm, she's not helped by the song being repetative and very boring. What's going on with that dancer prancing about when she's trying to sing - Another fucking shirt-lifter from your country with a shaved chest.

Does it sting when you shave your chest, Brett?

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Terre Harte » Fri May 13, 2016 8:52 pm

Are there any Finnish death metal bands in Eurovision this time? (That and ABBA are the only things I know about Eurovision.)
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Vampire » Sat May 14, 2016 4:04 am

Latest odds on Betfair:

Russia. 1.53
Australia 3.75
Ukraine 10
France 13
Sweden 17
Armenia 26
Malta 26
Italy 41
Latvia 41
Belgium 41
U.K. 41
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby ChairmanMeaow » Sat May 14, 2016 8:30 am

Wish we'd do something interesting for the Eurovision. Even if it was just John Cooper Clarke giving the results from the UK voting, or summat.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby The Tin Man » Sat May 14, 2016 10:34 am

Both the Uk and Australian songs are so putrid and appalling,you could call them songs for the Apocalypse. The kind of music you'd be forced to listen to if you really were in hell. Just formulas for car adverts or whatever. If the Aussie entry wins we can declare it to be the end of music as we know it and proof that human evolution has ended and regression started. Vomit inducing strident whining. Doubt if even valium would take the edge off it.
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Blackwhite » Sat May 14, 2016 10:51 am

The Tin Man wrote:Doubt if even valium would take the edge off it.

Oh I dunno, a few dozen stuffed up her aris' with a hot poker oughta do it.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Mustafaster » Sat May 14, 2016 11:11 am

Fuck.
Our convict friend is genuinely taking this seriously isn' t she?
I wonder if she also follows the wresting.
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby Vampire » Sat May 14, 2016 11:18 am

The Tin Man wrote:Both the Uk and Australian songs are so putrid and appalling,you could call them songs for the Apocalypse. The kind of music you'd be forced to listen to if you really were in hell.


How can you mention that ultra lame UK entry in the same breath as our Dami? There is no comparison. The only reason you're in the final is because you fund the contest and therefore don't need to qualify through the semis. In any other competition that would be called bribery.
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Re: Bonnie Tyler representing the UK in Eurovision

Postby welshwhite » Sat May 14, 2016 11:34 am

I usually go out on Friday night but decided to stay in and look at all the other countries entrys on youtube, have to say there are some cracking songs this year, i think the bookies are spot on with their betting but anything can happen on the night.

The judges have a hard task tonight... Can't fucking wait.


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