End of season 'B' team reports

[the flying pig]

in my [not recent] experience it's not even nearly, what's the word, soluble at room temperature, never mind chilled?

though i suppose 'they can do anything these days '... if you have a [initially hot/boiling] solution & maybe, after a while just sieve out the 'solids', are you left with something that's still potent?

[Devi]

TBF Tequila snorting has been a thing since at least the early ‘90s

Imagine your nose catching fire, simultaneously being hit in the back of the head with a sledgehammer, and being immediately very, very drunk.

[Blackwhite]

One of the lads in my local said he could get me 'weed oil' for my vape thing. Of course, I politely declined, but ... weed oil???

Yep, good stuff. Had a mate bring some back from Nepal smeared on a card like the nastiest sticky tar.



With the angels.




This is probably some extract for vaping; ground bud vapes well anyway and leaves material for edibles...

[Blackwhite]

And just to wrap that herbalism up, this made me laugh today:

[Proud to be Leeds]

Went to go watch alajuelense Vs Santos de guapiles, which was pretty wretched stuff. Away team played 541 and set up to time waste and counter attack (they won 1-0 in the end) and the home team were so slow in trying to break them down. The woodwork was hit about four times and both keepers made a couple of good saves each. But still, was fun to watch it with lots of disgruntled ticos! The number three for Alajuelense was particularly woeful. It's a good job people aren't allowed in with coins otherwise I think I would've joined in lobbing something at him!

Also, lots of very attractive women in the crowd too

[Phil LUFC]

The bottom end of league one is looking very interesting at the moment, 3 points separate 12th (45) and 21st (42) (bottom 4 go down). There's only really Bradford cut adrift given 2nd bottom Rochdale have a game in hand.

Scunny are currently 17th, lowest of 5 clubs on 44 points due to a shite goal difference.

[barry white]

Barry TU back in europe

[welshwhite]

Barry TU back in europe

Tidy.

[barry white]

bang tidy innit

[Quiffy]

Barry TU back in europe

i saw barry town lose to dynamo kiev in 1997's champions league in kiev.

i've also been to barry and watched a leeds match in some bar on the main street a couple of years ago.

i've even got an uncle called barry.

[eric olthwaite]

bang tidy innit

But is it lush?

[Proud to be Leeds]

Usually my B team is chivas or olypmiakos but that's probably too mainstream.

So, I went to throstle nest today and witnessed a two nil victory, which sent them to the national whatever as champions. Made it even better that the team they beat got relegated

[Proud to be Leeds]

But farsley had just been bought out, and the new fella gave everyone free entry, so the place was packed!!

[Phil LUFC]

Clearly no-one but me gives a shit but Scunny have equalised is controversial fashion today and not allowed Plymouth to retake the lead. Keeper tried to roll it out of play because of an injury, Scunny kept it in and scored. Seems it might have been the keeper who was injured too. Both sides need a win to have a chance of staying up, neither getting it right now.

Edit: Plymouth back in the lead now but need 3 more goals as it stands. Scunny probably fucked even if they did win.

2nd EDIT: Yeah, that's pretty shit from Scunny!

[eric olthwaite]

Love that!

[Quiffy]

my daughter's team, who i coach a bit, won the york league cup final 3-0.

the beauty is we beat the manU of the league, who have poached the best players from 3 other teams in the semi. when we're good we're good. our problem is that we've got scouts from the york city girls team coming now and if they join the regional talent group they can't play club football anymore. but fuck it, we won today, without any subs

[Devi]

Top bombing, Team Quiffy

[Devi]

Bromley FC Academy U14s, JPL national champions

G’wan the Step Devi!