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Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:41 pm
by OWETB
I recon we need a thread on the stupid thick cunts that walk amongst us.

I'll start with this dick splash.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:54 pm
by Ponte
OWETB wrote:I recon we need a thread on the stupid thick cunts that walk amongst us.

I'll start with this dick splash.


Fuck sake, I just cracked out laughing at my desk :mrgreen:

Re: Stupid cunts...

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:56 pm
by Man Called Sun
OWETB wrote:I recon we need a thread on the stupid thick cunts that walk amongst us.

I'll start with this dick splash.

Check out the sympathetic observers, bottom right.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:07 pm
by eric olthwaite
OWETB wrote:I recon we need a thread on the stupid thick cunts that walk amongst us.

I'll start with this dick splash.


Ooh! Ooh! I got one!

Re: Stupid cunts...

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:09 pm
by gazurtoids
eric olthwaite wrote:
OWETB wrote:I recon we need a thread on the stupid thick cunts that walk amongst us.

I'll start with this dick splash.


Ooh! Ooh! I got one!


Blatantly a sex game gone wrong.

Re: Stupid cunts...

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:10 pm
by OWETB
gazurtoids wrote:Blatantly a sex game gone wrong.


She was being lesbianated.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:21 pm
by Tommy
I've seen the chap in the first article linked, he's an alcoholic transient with obvious mental health issues. Very sad indeed.

This also happened in Aberdeen earlier this year, my friend snapped a photo and put it on Facebook -

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Nobody was seriously hurt, no idea how it happened.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:26 pm
by Dale White
Fucking jock, some cunt must have dropped a penny in the bin. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:46 pm
by AndyPaul
Now this is a thread that's going to go the distance :thumbl:

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:23 pm
by Blackwhite
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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 3:48 pm
by Phil LUFC
tommydski wrote:I've seen the chap in the first article linked, he's an alcoholic transient with obvious mental health issues. Very sad indeed.

This also happened in Aberdeen earlier this year, my friend snapped a photo and put it on Facebook -

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Nobody was seriously hurt, no idea how it happened.

Sadly no photographic evidence but I witnessed something similar back when I was a student, here (at the far end by the car park):
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There was no barrier there when I was there, it had been raining and presumably the bloke who reversed into the moat (after picking his daughter up, she was very embarrassed by the whole thing) thought it was a puddle. Took quite some effort and head scratching to get the car out, they dragged it out in the end, the scraping didn't sound healthy, may have been worse than the water damage.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:16 pm
by simplyleedsutd
Where mio modo is in Leeds someone did similar, right over a fence. No idea how.

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:45 pm
by snoozedoggydog2
This thread is gonna run and run

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:20 pm
by Blackwhite
simplyleedsutd wrote:Where mio modo is in Leeds someone did similar, right over a fence. No idea how.

I was aware of one like it on or near Greek street a few years ago; that the one?

Re: Stupid cunts...

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:59 pm
by thepigeonpost
from the end of the last season, from the excellent Full Kit Wankers twitter account. Might have been posted, but let's rejoice in the arrogant wankers getting what was coming to them once more

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:13 pm
by moscowhite
Blackwhite wrote:
simplyleedsutd wrote:Where mio modo is in Leeds someone did similar, right over a fence. No idea how.

I was aware of one like it on or near Greek street a few years ago; that the one?


Wellington Street - YEP:

"How's my parking?" Car goes for vertical parking in Leeds

Published on Friday 20 July 2007 11:51

Italian restaurant Mio Modo in Leeds had an unexpected customer - a Peugeot 206.

The vehicle, stolen in Birmingham, dived down the restaurant stairwell on Wellington Street.

Police got the call at 6.20am on Sunday July 8 but the occupants had vanished when they arrived.

The car had to be lifted out by a recovery team.

Andrew Boothroyd of Dandy Brown's men's hairdressers next door said: "A guy who lives in an apartment on York Place took some pictures and they've been doing the rounds ever since."


And picture:

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Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 10:38 pm
by Blackwhite
:lol: yeah, that's the fucker.

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:59 am
by Man Called Sun
tommydski wrote:I've seen the chap in the first article linked, he's an alcoholic transient with obvious mental health issues. Very sad indeed.

This has turned up on the news this morning, clearly as one of them 'light hearted' bits at the end of the headlines after they've reeled off the list of missing children, dickhead politicians etc. So the nation is meant to all have a laugh at the geezer with his head in a bin, when as you say the bloke is ill and clearly needs help. Fucking nice one BBC.

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:11 am
by Blackwhite
Man Called Sun wrote:So the nation is meant to all have a laugh at the geezer with his head in a bin, when as you say the bloke is ill and clearly needs help. Fucking nice one BBC.

Have you ever watched X-factor or one of those other horrorshows? This is how I feel within 30 seconds of it being on.

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Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 9:11 am
by eric olthwaite
moscowhite wrote:And picture:

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Impressive. When you look at the width of the gap you'd think it must actually be quite tricky to get the car to tip down without it catching on the building on the far side.