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AndyPaul
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby AndyPaul » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:50 pm


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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:53 pm

BBC Wales wrote:Sonny was asleep by the time he arrived at Morriston Hospital, Swansea, where staff monitored his vital signs.

He was later given a kebab and allowed to go home.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby Fax Man » Thu Oct 11, 2012 4:57 pm


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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby moscowhite » Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:35 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
BBC Wales wrote:Sonny was asleep by the time he arrived at Morriston Hospital, Swansea, where staff monitored his vital signs.

He was later given a kebab and allowed to go home.


One of my favourite videos - the commentator's reaction is great:

'If you give Leeds the ball, they will make you dance.' - Johan Cruyff

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:40 pm

Ha, class. All the better that schalke are getting stuffed.

What's wrong with a beer here and there as a kid? Didn't do me any... Er.... As you were.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:49 pm

Somebody sent this to me. Not sure where to post it, but daammnnn that must have hurt...'Bus Driver Uppercuts Girl' only in America



http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.acti ... 4981698902
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby AndyPaul » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:52 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Somebody sent this to me. Not sure where to post it, but daammnnn that must have hurt...'Bus Driver Uppercuts Girl' only in America



http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.acti ... 4981698902


Wait for it........................

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby OWETB » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:53 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Somebody sent this to me. Not sure where to post it, but daammnnn that must have hurt...'Bus Driver Uppercuts Girl' only in America



http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.acti ... 4981698902


It probably originated from here.

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Sat Oct 13, 2012 3:58 pm

Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.

Edited to add:

Wanker
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby AndyPaul » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:02 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.


But if you were going to browse on a thread near the top of the front page before posting a clip from YouTube perhaps the random links thread would be the one to look at :wink:

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby OWETB » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:02 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Wanker


Thanks hun, just don't try to act up to the thread title in future eh?

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:06 pm

AndyPaul wrote:
BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.


But if you were going to browse on a thread near the top of the front page before posting a clip from YouTube perhaps the random links thread would be the one to look at :wink:


Suppose, I normally do, but didn't look for the random link thread to post, just though I'd post it on this one as I remember that Wanker B@stard and this thread, which I have kept an eye on.
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:08 pm

OWETB wrote:
BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Wanker


Thanks hun, just don't try to act up to the thread title in future eh?


I feel all warm inside that you called me hun, so I'll ignore the reference to myself and the thread title -c@nt.
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby thechubbyone » Sat Oct 13, 2012 4:40 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.

Edited to add:

Wanker

Oh, you goin' a jail now!

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby SmithyHK » Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:00 pm



On what planet does the colour of a lime and water remotely resemble a double scotch?

Pic seems appropriately staged to substantiate the call to 0800-NOWINNOFEE

EDIT: Cynical defence lawyers please note Mummy's choice of jumper decoration...
Death to the Unbelievers

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby BARE-NAKED-LADY » Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:05 pm

thechubbyone wrote:
BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.

Edited to add:

Wanker

Oh, you goin' a jail now!


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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby SmithyHK » Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:16 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:
thechubbyone wrote:
BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.

Edited to add:

Wanker

Oh, you goin' a jail now!


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Chubby snips the right wire again...
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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby SmithyHK » Sat Oct 13, 2012 7:23 pm



On what planet does the colour of a lime and water remotely resemble a double scotch?

Pic seems appropriately staged to substantiate the call to 0800-NOWINNOFEE

EDIT: Cynical defence lawyers please note Mummy's choice of jumper decoration...

Image
Death to the Unbelievers

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby snoozedoggydog2 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 8:39 pm

BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:
thechubbyone wrote:
BARE-NAKED-LADY wrote:Oh I'm really sorry that I don't have time to browse 'The Square Ball' all day (like yourself), to find out if it's already been posted.

Edited to add:

Wanker

Oh, you goin' a jail now!


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Oh you flirt you

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Re: Stupid cunts...

Postby Ponte » Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:09 am

Student fell down inadequately-guarded waste chute
15 October 2012

An overseas student, who worked part-time at a waste site, suffered minor injuries when he fell through a refuse chute.

Priyank Malik, 22, worked at Country Waste Management’s waste-transfer site in Croydon to support himself through a post-graduate diploma.

On 15 April last year, Mr Malik was walking towards his workstation, where he sorted waste products while they moved along a conveyor, when he noticed the walkway was blocked. He jumped over a 28-inch fence so he could walk down a gap between the conveyor and the fence. But he landed in a waste chute and fell four metres down to a storage bay. He escaped with only sprains to his back and neck.


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