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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby London_White » Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:24 pm

Fuckers wearing shorts while walking dogs - it's 1c out there.
What ever makes you think it'd be great to wear wellies and shorts while walking the dog - 4 separate twats in 45 mins.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Quiffy » Thu Dec 31, 2020 6:50 pm

London_White wrote:Fuckers wearing shorts while walking dogs - it's 1c out there.
What ever makes you think it'd be great to wear wellies and shorts while walking the dog - 4 separate twats in 45 mins.

now i'm not someone who's good at chit chat, in fact i'm pretty terrible at it, but i've never felt the need to wear shorts in winter to create an easy in to conversation. nor have i ever felt the need (since i was a shit 15 year old goth in leeds) to try and gain attention by how i look.

when i see this type i think they must be even worse at polite conversation than me.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby MightyWhite » Thu Dec 31, 2020 7:50 pm

Quite partial to wearing shorts in winter. I find as long as my top half is warm I don’t feel it on the bottom. Perhaps an offshoot of all those winter football matches.

Never done it to provoke conversation I have to say
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:46 pm

MightyWhite wrote:
Never done it to provoke conversation I have to say

Never mind mate, it's winter and shorts are quite long these days
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Dec 31, 2020 8:49 pm

Couple of builder mates of mine, not sure I’ve ever seen them in long trousers. Could be fucking 30 below and they’d still be in cargo shorts. Must be a job requirement I guess.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Bobbycollins » Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:06 pm

Aren't shorts the only uniform supplied to postmen?

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Ponte » Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:35 pm

I wear shorts when I go for a run in winter. Can’t bear those stupid legging things some folk wear.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Quiffy » Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:53 pm

MightyWhite wrote:Quite partial to wearing shorts in winter. I find as long as my top half is warm I don’t feel it on the bottom. Perhaps an offshoot of all those winter football matches.

Never done it to provoke conversation I have to say

good job because i, for one, wouldn't talk to you. :)

unless i knew you were actually MW that is.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby MightyWhite » Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:54 pm

Quiffy wrote:
MightyWhite wrote:Quite partial to wearing shorts in winter. I find as long as my top half is warm I don’t feel it on the bottom. Perhaps an offshoot of all those winter football matches.

Never done it to provoke conversation I have to say

good job because i, for one, wouldn't talk to you. :)

unless i knew you were actually MW that is.


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Quiffy » Fri Jan 01, 2021 12:03 am

MightyWhite wrote:Just look for the ugly cunt (in the shorts)

you'd have to look like a cross between vinny (that was your old avatar wasn't it?) and chappy to give me half a chance.

i've been told i look like jimmy summerville. feel free to approach and chat to any jimmy summerville look-a-likes if you dare.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jan 04, 2021 11:57 pm

So this story in the news about the kid stabbed in Reading.

Firstly, I sort of know that end of Reading from when I was a kid. Not posh exactly, but far from ‘gritty’.

Then my lad tells me there’s stuff going round on social media including photos and (allegedly):
- There was some incident related to a girl sharing nude photos and an argument between ex and current boyfriends which resulted in said girl putting out a message on social media saying she’d pay £150 for anyone who hurt / shanked one of the boys in question.
- There are photos of the alleged perp, one on a scooter, then one with a hoodie, a bandana and a foot long machete.
- All involved are in Year 7.

Fuck me. Middle class white 11/12 year olds: nude selfies, ordering a contract hit and execution with a machete.

Hope the parents are proud.

EDIT: Ok, papers say all 13/14. Still stupid cunts
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby jackos » Wed Jan 06, 2021 12:00 pm

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Jan 06, 2021 3:43 pm

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You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby FER » Fri Jan 08, 2021 3:35 pm

That reminds me, I've got that Supersonic documentary lined up to watch.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Jan 16, 2021 12:51 pm

A marketing email from one of Mrs O’s preferred garment suppliers:

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Hemp – cannabis sativa – belongs to one of the most advanced plant families on Earth, and is one of the most versatile and renewable of all our natural resources.

As well as its ability to grow in almost any climate, like a weed, hemp requires virtually no pesticides. After harvesting, the hemp plant leaves long root systems that enrich the soil and rejuvenate them with orgone energy.


Now look. Yes, hemp is a woefully underused miracle crop and the stuff about sustainability, climate and pesticides is, AFAIK, correct.

But ‘orgone energy’? Do jog on, you daft fuckmumbles.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Jan 16, 2021 1:23 pm

Don't be unfair. I've got an orgone accumulator, and - I know this is only anecdotal and needs a full double-blinded clinical trial but - it makes me feel great-ah.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jan 18, 2021 1:47 pm

Seen this doing the rounds today. I read, briefly, that this is some tennis player's bint in a hotel lockdown for the Aus Open

Fucking stupid cunt, in any case.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:59 pm

Birds are stupid cunts. You put fat balls in a hanger thing and it takes them about a week to pick up the nerve to go and eat them, but then once one goes in, they all go in.

Then when they’re all gone they grub around on the ground looking for the bits that fell and staring at you plaintively through the kitchen window because you’re starving them.

So you put more of the fat balls in the same hangers, in the same place, and they stare at them for another week before one of them has the fat balls to dive in. Stupid cunts.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby MightyWhite » Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:42 pm

:mrgreen:

Struggle to give away the fat balls in our feeder. Starlings might have a nibble once they’ve devoured the mealworms.

We have a large family of Goldfinches in a tree behind our garden who will drain a ten inch feeder of sunflower hearts in a day. Costing me a fortune buying sacks of the stuff every month
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