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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby MightyWhite » Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:59 pm

Summed it up for me

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Nov 03, 2020 5:53 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Nov 03, 2020 8:46 pm



Snigger.

I've done a couple of these and the approach the engineers we use take is basically to keep the facades, gut the house above ground, rebuild it entirely with a steel frame and concrete floors, then build the basement underneath. It's hilariously expensive, but the point is that you construct an entirely rigid box before you start going down underneath it - so this shit doesn't happen.

The other challenge with this shit is that your serious subterranean contractors - ie at the Crossrail / office blocks with six floors of basements kind of level - aren't remotely interested in fucking about with this nonsense. So most basement builders are not cowboys exactly, but they're not without some cowboy blood in there somewhere. You're bound to end up with one or two calamities a year.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:51 am

Oh look, I mean come on

UKIP’s last leader was Dick Braine, and their candidate for London mayor will be Dr. Gammons.

:lol:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:01 pm

Greg Clarke resigns after making unbelievably stupid remarks to Parliamentary committee.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:10 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Greg Clarke resigns after making unbelievably stupid remarks to Parliamentary committee.


Fair play to the bloke; he managed to insult slags, fags, bitches, queers and darkies on a public platform in a matter of minutes. Nothing if not an equal opportunities offender.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Phil LUFC » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:25 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:
Mustafaster wrote:Greg Clarke resigns after making unbelievably stupid remarks to Parliamentary committee.


Fair play to the bloke; he managed to insult slags, fags, bitches, queers and darkies on a public platform in a matter of minutes. Nothing if not an equal opportunities offender.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Nov 17, 2020 1:19 pm

Gentlemen of a certain age generally pop ou for a long morning constitutional .

Listening to LBC and James o'Brian , who dedicated the last hour of his programme to conspiracy theories and those who believe in them.
Several citizens phoned in to explain why they believe that there is a group of billionaire satanists pulling the strings behind everything from Covid to global warming.

Ye gods and little fishes, they walk among us.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Nov 17, 2020 2:09 pm

In today's episode of 'You can't go and watch a football match, but...'



Actually during lockdown. Christ.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Quiffy » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:11 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Holy fuck

that's unbelievable. i was never a fan of EMF either.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Dec 06, 2020 10:25 pm

Quiffy wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:Holy fuck

that's unbelievable. i was never a fan of EMF either.

:lol:

I did love that some of the folks using these over the last few weeks have been describing really bad wifi signal.

Others have said their signal is still fine :lol:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Dec 13, 2020 9:44 am

Can't be arsed to look for Perversions thread so this can go here.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:20 pm

Andymac-47 wrote:Genuinely dumbstruck last night.

Try and catch "Abducted In Plain Sight", hardens my theory that there has to be some sort of test/exam before you are able to have children. These 2 should be sent to jail for being as thick as fuck.


We’re just watching this. Holy fuck. I mean, I’m the same age (well, close) as Jan Broberg and it’s true that the 70s were a different age in terms of the awareness of paedophiles and risks, but we weren’t that fucking stupid.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Dec 26, 2020 12:54 pm

Am vaguely aware of this case from a previous telling, is this the one where there mother had a fling with the wrong'un, and the father used to get hand jobs off him or something?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Dec 26, 2020 1:58 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Am vaguely aware of this case from a previous telling, is this the one where there mother had a fling with the wrong'un, and the father used to get hand jobs off him or something?


Both of these slightly wrong but partially correct. Perp set up the parents before abusing the kid in order to be able to blackmail them into refusing to support the FBI prosecution. Kid was brainwashed so they had no evidence.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Dec 26, 2020 2:35 pm

Thanks. Remembered it seeming very Florida.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby AndyPaul » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:05 am

Could go in a variety of threads but I'd like to nominate Big Sam. Saying football should have a circuit break due to covid. Says hes very concerned if he gets it as hes 66 years old. Not unreasonable apart from the fact he accepted this job a week ago in the middle of a pandemic :roll:

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby the flying pig » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:13 am

AndyPaul wrote:Could go in a variety of threads but I'd like to nominate Big Sam. Saying football should have a circuit break due to covid. Says hes very concerned if he gets it as hes 66 years old. Not unreasonable apart from the fact he accepted this job a week ago in the middle of a pandemic :roll:


hey, i heard you can't catch it from brown envelopes.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:54 pm

AndyPaul wrote:Could go in a variety of threads but I'd like to nominate Big Sam. Saying football should have a circuit break due to covid. Says hes very concerned if he gets it as hes 66 years old. Not unreasonable apart from the fact he accepted this job a week ago in the middle of a pandemic :roll:


The guys clearly bullshitting, he just wants a few weeks without matches to see if there’s any possibility of training some atom of a chance into his shit side. Don’t feel like I can blame him for that, it’s cynical more than stupid.
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