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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:11 am

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby metalsmurf » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:44 pm

Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby the flying pig » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:08 pm

typical scouser.

barely related, maradona looks like his 'hand of god' days are well behind him.


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:29 pm

Mental notes for Dead Pool. His heart will be a fucking mess after all that gak, he looks like his liver is massive, and his circulation shot, and he looked like he'd dropped a little nugget there or are my eyes deceiving me.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby metalsmurf » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:40 pm


I can almost hear a posh voice in LS11 saying 'hold my Chablis'
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Ponte » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:47 pm

metalsmurf wrote:https://twitter.com/i/status/1275866393561436161
I can almost hear a posh voice in LS11 saying 'hold my Chablis'

Oooo that's Rosenthal level of missing.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby dirty leeds » Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:03 pm

Turns out Bernie Ecclestone is an utter cunt - who'd have thought?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... eople.html

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Wakefield White » Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:44 pm

metalsmurf wrote:https://twitter.com/i/status/1275866393561436161
I can almost hear a posh voice in LS11 saying 'hold my Chablis'

:lol:
I was typing a reply about bamford saying hold my pint when I noticed you’d said it better already!
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:24 am

Not just for the lack of distancing, but for some of the clothes, check the suits on the little cuntgasm group at the end of the clip

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Ontolly » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:47 am

Blackwhite wrote:check the suits on the little cuntgasm group at the end of the clip


Young people are cunts aren't they?

But there is a thread for sartorial defiance :cyclops:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 12:11 pm

Ontolly wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:check the suits on the little cuntgasm group at the end of the clip


Young people are cunts aren't they?

But there is a thread for sartorial defiance :cyclops:

I appreciate the effort it's going to take you to detach the ten percent that belongs there and cover my error. :salute:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Matt White » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:47 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Mental notes for Dead Pool. His heart will be a fucking mess after all that gak, he looks like his liver is massive, and his circulation shot, and he looked like he'd dropped a little nugget there or are my eyes deceiving me.


Have you seen the docu? Those mafia cunts at Napoli made well sure he got addicted and stayed there.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:02 pm

Matt White wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:Mental notes for Dead Pool. His heart will be a fucking mess after all that gak, he looks like his liver is massive, and his circulation shot, and he looked like he'd dropped a little nugget there or are my eyes deceiving me.


Have you seen the docu? Those mafia cunts at Napoli made well sure he got addicted and stayed there.

Yeah, that and the brasses, and they worship him there still, dirty crazy town that knew one of their own when they met him.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:36 pm

For what it’s worth, regarding all these gosh stupid cunts posts about people going to the beach, or gathering outside: there isn’t any actual, y’know, evidence that this is driving an increase in infection rates, is there?

Beaches, buses, trains, private house parties, schools, we just don’t seem to know.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:28 pm

I wonder why that is, Eric.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:15 pm

Well yes, be nice to have a government that actually encouraged the provision of reliable data and all that. Thought I’d best not mention that for fear of offending delicate sensibilities.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Jul 12, 2020 4:13 pm

So I don’t know whether any of you saw the Wilfred Zaha stuff on Twatter today:



Then this:



Twelve. Years. Old.

Then this:



First set of stupid cunts: the parents / carers. I struggle to imagine how badly you could go wrong to arrive at a twelve year old who’s that fucked up.

Second set of stupid cunts: all the people who followed him, subsequently. I’ve no idea whether they were supporting him or went there for a pile-on, but it doesn’t matter. You don’t give the cunt the attention.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby jackos » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:04 pm

This really couldn't go anywhere else :shock: :shock:


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

Postby the flying pig » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:38 pm

jackos wrote:This really couldn't go anywhere else :shock: :shock:



they're apparently mega-grateful because he got them £27m by signing a contract he didn’t need to. this is a thankyou. i disapprove strongly.


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