Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby The Tin Man » Fri Apr 10, 2020 10:07 am

Blackwhite wrote:I imagine I wasn't alone in pointing out that if I want to find a policeman I go to the biscuit aisle.


That's actually very funny. :cheers:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby metalsmurf » Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:51 pm

Tried to use my phone to video myself using my LUFC bottle opener last night. Bottle on worktop, opener in one hand, phone in other and go. Still picking glass up from kitchen floor this morning. Cunt.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ontolly » Tue Apr 28, 2020 1:28 pm

metalsmurf wrote:Tried to use my phone to video myself using my LUFC bottle opener last night. Bottle on worktop, opener in one hand, phone in other and go. Still picking glass up from kitchen floor this morning. Cunt.

:mrgreen:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:00 pm

Phone or bottle?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby metalsmurf » Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:29 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Phone or bottle?

Bottle, 500ml of Blonde Witch as well :cry:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Phil LUFC » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:28 pm

metalsmurf wrote:Tried to use my phone to video myself using my LUFC bottle opener last night. Bottle on worktop, opener in one hand, phone in other and go. Still picking glass up from kitchen floor this morning. Cunt.

As you clearly have video evidence of this incident, when/where will you be posting it? Harry Hill will probably give you £250 for it.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ponte » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:41 pm

Phil LUFC wrote:
metalsmurf wrote:Tried to use my phone to video myself using my LUFC bottle opener last night. Bottle on worktop, opener in one hand, phone in other and go. Still picking glass up from kitchen floor this morning. Cunt.

As you clearly have video evidence of this incident, when/where will you be posting it? Harry Hill will probably give you £250 for it.

Fuck that, it needs posting on here.
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Hmmm.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby metalsmurf » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:42 pm

Phil LUFC wrote:
metalsmurf wrote:Tried to use my phone to video myself using my LUFC bottle opener last night. Bottle on worktop, opener in one hand, phone in other and go. Still picking glass up from kitchen floor this morning. Cunt.

As you clearly have video evidence of this incident, when/where will you be posting it? Harry Hill will probably give you £250 for it.

It goes south pretty much straight off and all you can see is ceiling.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Tue Apr 28, 2020 4:55 pm

I don't see this stopping my enjoyment.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ponte » Sat May 02, 2020 12:44 pm

OWETB wrote:https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1256328797428703234?s=20

:lol:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Andymac-47 » Sat May 02, 2020 2:02 pm

OWETB wrote:https://twitter.com/AwardsDarwin/status/1256328797428703234?s=20

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon May 04, 2020 1:14 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Leeds0269 » Mon May 04, 2020 11:53 pm

Why are so many americans dumb as fuck?
Been away from posting for too long, but still been lingering around like a bad fart.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 05, 2020 11:10 am

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 05, 2020 2:39 pm

Not now lads, eh?

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Tue May 05, 2020 7:34 pm

Self-nomination:

On a project team call today, one of those chatty ‘how’s everyone doing’ ones, about 25 people. Subject briefly touches on the tracking and contact app, and the supposed trial on the Isle of Wight.

Me: ‘Well that’s not gonna work, three quarters of the population there are paedos; they’re either not allowed a smartphone or don’t want anyone to know where they are’

So, it turns out that the ultimate client on the call, the boss of bosses, is quite proud of his family heritage and is from . . .

Oops.
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