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Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:08 pm

a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?
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Postby Mustafaster » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:24 pm

Absolute scenes in a local fishing town.
Seven deaths, 6 of them in one family of gypsies.
The town is a hotspot, turns out to be almost entirely the fault of half a dozen gypsy families.
They've been refusing to abide by the quarantine, apparently it doesn't apply to them... because gypsies.
One cunt was taken to the local hospital but when the nurses were distracted decided to get out of bed and walk out. Phones his cousin to come and get him, half a dozen turn up in a van outside the hospital, preventing ambulances getting access.
Mood in the town is incandescent. Genuine torches and pitchforks mentality. Kill them before they kill us all.
SWAT teams drafted in to patrol the streets and prevent a massacre, helicopter constantly buzzing over the place.
Zombie Apocalypse innit.
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Postby Tycipa » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:28 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?

Because they all live in West Hampstead, that bluest of blue constituency.
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Postby Wakefield White » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:50 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?


Appreciate that this was rhetorical, but I recall reading that people use conspiracy theories to add an illusion of order to things that they can’t comprehend on an intellectual and/or emotional level.
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Postby the flying pig » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:02 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?


i might understand it if, say, we're talking about people who were already rabbid anti vaxers & who tended to see everything through that 'lens'. otherwise, peh.

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Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:07 pm

Wakefield White wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?


Appreciate that this was rhetorical, but I recall reading that people use conspiracy theories to add an illusion of order to things that they can’t comprehend on an intellectual and/or emotional level.


Yep, think that’s very true. Saw a couple of examples being RT’d on the Twatter and one was the absolute stereotype: bio has Brexit, Trump, Israel anti-PC, all that. Tis just a set that rolls together.
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Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 6:12 pm

the flying pig wrote:
eric olthwaite wrote:a) Why do some people think the virus is a hoax and

b) Why are 100% of those people politically right wing?


i might understand it if, say, we're talking about people who were already rabbid anti vaxers & who tended to see everything through that 'lens'. otherwise, peh.


Anti-vaxxers seem a bit of an odd outlier in the whole world of conspiracies in that eg chemtrails are always very Trumpy, but there’s definitely a left eco anti industrialisation strand there. Odd bedfellows.
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Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:30 pm

One of the lad’s mates, bit of an ‘out there’ family, was getting fed up with lockdown. So the let him take the family boat from Brighton Marina and he’s sailed solo to some remote beach in Denmark to camp out for a couple of days.

He’s got his Day Skipper and all that, but I think I’ll still be filing him under stupid cunt in the circumstances.
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Postby Blackwhite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:30 pm

Lifestyles of the British middle classes; Stupid Maritime Cunt Edition.


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Postby MightyWhite » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:21 pm

Jack Grealish, fresh off posting a video appeal for folk to stay indoors, apparently crashes his motor following a sesh......with Tony Capaldi

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Postby Quiffy » Sun Mar 29, 2020 5:28 pm

MightyWhite wrote:Jack Grealish, fresh off posting a video appeal for folk to stay indoors, apparently crashes his motor following a sesh......with Tony Capaldi


you mean "Ex-Leeds star drink drives future England star astray"
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Postby Blackwhite » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:14 pm

He's drunk driving in slippers. Non-matching slippers, at that. Twat.
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Postby the flying pig » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:28 pm

the session was seemingly at McContracts's 'bachelor pad'? I'm not sure Ross strikes me as an excellent role model for a player looking to step up to the next level?

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Postby Ontolly » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:00 pm

Is there a source - I mean other than twitter and potential wind up merchants?
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Postby the flying pig » Sun Mar 29, 2020 11:17 pm

Ontolly wrote:Is there a source - I mean other than twitter and potential wind up merchants?


not sure. mixed thoughts on this villa board.

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/4026-ja ... page/1342/

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Postby Professor Weeto » Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:50 am

the flying pig wrote:
Ontolly wrote:Is there a source - I mean other than twitter and potential wind up merchants?


not sure. mixed thoughts on this villa board.

https://www.villatalk.com/topic/4026-ja ... page/1342/


Definite shades of our own fanbase’s reaction to the Kiko investigation there. Not that there’s much equivalence between the two incidents, but good to see that Coronavirus hasn’t overshadowed the important stuff.


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:36 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Fri Apr 03, 2020 1:11 pm

ACAB

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.



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