Stupid cunts (sponsored by Fidel Castro's Squareball fan club)

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Quiffy » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:30 pm

Terre Harte II wrote:I’m a bit of a nail-biter, so there’s another.
Looks like I’m doomed. Oh well. See you in hell, I guess.


it's only taken 40+ years but this has got me to use nail clippers on my fingers :thumbl:
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Mar 19, 2020 6:47 pm

I'm touching my face all the time at home, there's nothing can be done. But I wash hands very frequently and am very conscious that I've not washed my hands when coming into a "sterile" area like my home - first thing gets done before even shoes come off. Same awareness when handling deliveries etc. Unpack, then wash.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:04 am

https://bbc.in/2WEkDXk
More Darwin Award candidates.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Devi » Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:10 pm

Mustafaster wrote:https://bbc.in/2WEkDXk
More Darwin Award candidates.


I see that cunt Martin is saying he’s going to keep his Wetherspoons open ‘because there’s no transmission in a pub’
I like it. What is it?

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Mar 22, 2020 6:32 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:00 pm

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Fuckwit fined in Madrid for being on the street hunting Pokemons.
:salute:
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Mar 23, 2020 2:54 pm



No words.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ponte » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:00 pm

Blackwhite wrote:https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1242098799125737473?s=19

No words.


They really do have the worst possible person in charge at time of crisis. He has been a joke in every presser so far, giant fucking manbaby. Now he will cost lives because a failing economy will hit his campaign.
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Hmmm.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:18 pm

I saw a curve for American cases that makes Italy look like a model of outbreak control.


I think it's going to be really bad.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:23 pm

Blackwhite wrote:I saw a curve for American cases that makes Italy look like a model of outbreak control.


I think it's going to be really bad.



yeah, but https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles ... nomic-rout

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:32 pm

Isn't that the same thing I posted up there^^?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:37 pm

Blackwhite wrote:Isn't that the same thing I posted up there^^?


what.e.ver.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:55 pm

Right thread at least :cheers:
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Mar 23, 2020 6:08 pm

They’ve had to divert bus routes t’other side of Brighton because of the queues into Maccie D’s before it shuts:

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby The Tin Man » Fri Mar 27, 2020 2:10 pm

For every step,the footprint was already there.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Andymac-47 » Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:25 pm

This stupid cunt will never learn.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:14 pm

Fucked if I see why the club should have fined him for that.
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Quiffy » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:57 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Fucked if I see why the club should have fined him for that.

lad was only listening to advice on coronovirus and limiting how often he could touch his face. very sensible.
increasing doubt, decreasing hope, even my imaginary friend went and changed his mind.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Phil LUFC » Sat Mar 28, 2020 7:56 am

Lost the link now but Britney Spears reckons she's run 100m in 5 seconds, down from her usual 7 seconds.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:35 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.


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