Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Eddies Boots
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Eddies Boots » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:55 pm

Ponte wrote:Deep in love

was just reading that - how the fuck?

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eric olthwaite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:04 am

Eddies Boots wrote:
Ponte wrote:Deep in love

was just reading that - how the fuck?


I picture this scene where he’s having to repeatedly shout, ‘NO, I SAID WILL YOU MARRY ME?’ underwater, through two inch thick glass and she’s going, ‘WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU’.

Or maybe, ‘You’ll have to do that all again, the Instagram video won’t load cos I can’t get a signal down here’

Never going to end well.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Phil LUFC » Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:31 am

Ponte wrote:Deep in love

"Not Penny's boat".

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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:12 am

If it's 10m down, could he have got narcosis or whatever it's called, bends?
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby MightyWhite » Wed Sep 25, 2019 6:42 pm

Mason ‘Bizzle’ Bennett must be a live contender for new thread sponsor?
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Devi » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:01 am

Up there with Charlton’s Jimmy Saville songs yesterday, this, from women’s football...

Manchester United Women 2-0 Liverpool Women: Liverpool report 'Hillsborough chants' to FA


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I like it. What is it?

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eric olthwaite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Sep 30, 2019 9:12 pm


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Tue Oct 01, 2019 5:25 pm


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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:35 pm

Feels wrong dating this before the Cunts game, but Go Lions.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby OWETB » Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:42 am


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Postby eric olthwaite » Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:18 pm

Vox pop on BBC SE news asking people if they’d vote Green next GE. One woman says, ‘No, because Brighton’s really dirty’.

That’s right, with a Labour majority City Council, it’s definitely Caroline Lucas who ought to be out emptying the bins.

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the flying pig
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Sun Oct 06, 2019 5:32 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Vox pop on BBC SE news asking people if they’d vote Green next GE. One woman says, ‘No, because Brighton’s really dirty’.

That’s right, with a Labour majority City Council, it’s definitely Caroline Lucas who ought to be out emptying the bins.


Reminded me of this, from about a year ago but still relevant, in my hometown.


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby kennyb41 » Sun Oct 06, 2019 6:18 pm

I will absolutely fcking piss my sides if all these Spooners and Numpties in 3 years time turn out to be right and the country is flying, what a fcking laugh that'd be.
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.

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the flying pig
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Sun Oct 06, 2019 7:08 pm

the "did anyone here vote remain?" [response: ridicule, implication: only jocks or londoners or whatever woudl vote remain] is particularly unfair since: (a) the interview takes place at a 'save brexit rally', hardly a remain hotbed; and (b) harrogate actually had a small remain majority at the referendum [see https://www.harrogate.gov.uk/info/20130 ... referendum]

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eric olthwaite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:47 am

According to creationists, and based on the work of a 17th century theologian, the whole ‘let there be light’ gig was October 23rd 6023 years ago.

So happy (belated) birthday, Earth!

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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Oct 24, 2019 10:44 am

Seems legit.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Tycipa » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:03 pm

The fact that we are not taking care of the planet, our children will pay the consequences. With football it will be the same because we're destroying football and in the future we'll see the negative effects. Those who have power are responsible for it.

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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Thu Oct 24, 2019 4:04 pm

Tycipa wrote:Are we there yet dad?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50166371

Doesn't look like Simon...
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby metalsmurf » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:38 pm

Blackwhite wrote:
Tycipa wrote:Are we there yet dad?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50166371

Doesn't look like Simon...

:mrgreen:
Because a thing seems difficult for you, do not think it impossible for anyone to accomplish.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby SimonB » Fri Oct 25, 2019 10:32 am

metalsmurf wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:
Tycipa wrote:Are we there yet dad?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50166371

Doesn't look like Simon...

:mrgreen:


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