Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

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Matt White
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Matt White » Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:29 am

Continuing the holiday theme ...
Checking out from our hotel - who are these fuckwits who stand in the queue inches behind you in an effort, presumably, to shorten the time they spend waiting? Cunts.

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eric olthwaite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:05 am

Blackwhite wrote:Seriously, your view of the cruise customers seems to have been overly generous, Eric. I wouldn't go on one if you paid me.


Me either. There’s more than one sort of hell I’d not enter, just this struck me as unexpected as a fight over the last pint of Carling in a youth hostel bar.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jul 29, 2019 12:13 pm

The folk I know who've gone on cruises, it doesn't surprise me at all that their preferred expensive holiday option is being cooped up on a boat full of ageing gammon, seeing two hours and thirty feet of several locations which are gateways to Better Places they will never see, then traipsing back to the boat for their free drinks having spent zip at the local businesses, then getting noro and spending the journey back making brown mist at both ends.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby welshwhite » Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:36 pm

Matt White wrote: who are these fuckwits who stand in the queue inches behind you in an effort, presumably, to shorten the time they spend waiting? Cunts.


Pickpockets.

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Matt White
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Matt White » Tue Jul 30, 2019 11:23 am

welshwhite wrote:
Matt White wrote: who are these fuckwits who stand in the queue inches behind you in an effort, presumably, to shorten the time they spend waiting? Cunts.


Pickpockets.


This is Menorca I'm talking about, not Wales :bounce:

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:13 pm

Please someone, tell me this is a parody


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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby AndyPaul » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:15 am

USA

It's been discussed plenty but fuck me there's the realisation that no matter how many mass shootings there are guns will never be the problem :(

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Blackwhite
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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:35 am

And this latest white supremacist deliberately targeting the same folks his white supremacist president told him to hate on.

Nothing to see here folks, move on unless you're brown. Then move on and on and on.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:46 am

AndyPaul wrote:USA

It's been discussed plenty but fuck me there's the realisation that no matter how many mass shootings there are guns will never be the problem :(

These mass shooters are always white fellers.
Just as well, coz if they weren't it would be terrorism and they'd have to do summat.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:48 am

I'll post this on the other thread for Bob, too.

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:25 am

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:48 pm

Courtesy of a Mr. Bast@rd from Another Place.

https://www.military.com/video/operatio ... 7741982001
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:01 pm

What.
A.
Prick.
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby the flying pig » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:17 pm

What a fucking plank.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:03 am

Impressive amount of blood loss. Love the way his missus’ reaction is just to bandage him up a bit then prop him up against the shed. ‘Yeah you’ll be fine, just need to upload the video then I’ll call someone’.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Mustafaster » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:33 am

eric olthwaite wrote:Impressive amount of blood loss. Love the way his missus’ reaction is just to bandage him up a bit then prop him up against the shed. ‘Yeah you’ll be fine, just need to upload the video then I’ll call someone’.

:mrgreen:
That's wot wives are for.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:53 pm

You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Musson Grumble » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:58 pm

The title of this thread describes his action exactly. Makes one wonder, doesn't it?
Eat more English celery.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby Ponte » Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:36 pm

Mustafaster wrote:Courtesy of a Mr. Bast@rd from Another Place.

https://www.military.com/video/operatio ... 7741982001

Fake
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Hmmm.

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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Postby kennyb41 » Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:30 am

Blackwhite wrote:What.
A.
Prick.


H'mmm.
Just coz you're paranoid doesn't mean people aren't after you....Show me a good loser and i'll show you a fcking loser...I owe I owe it's off to work I go.


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