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Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:32 am
by eric olthwaite

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:25 am
by Phil LUFC
eric olthwaite wrote:The kids’ names

:salute:

As for the article otherwise, the school the boy is about to go to (and daughter is already at) give every student a full school uniform including pe kit before they start.

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:10 am
by Blackwhite
Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:23 am
by eric olthwaite
Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads


I'd be disappointed if they didn't have a Wikkidblu. Maybe a Copperburgfruitsoftheforrest.

As a random aside, Mrs O has an old friend from school with a daughter called Laura Ashlie and a son called Jamie Leigh. Think she may now be in great grandkid territory; fuck knows what they're all called.

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:29 am
by Devi
Hmmm

On the subject of kids names I reckon I’ll just whistle nonchalantly...

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:47 am
by Tycipa
Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads

If you tried reading the rest of the article all would have been revealed.

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 12:26 pm
by Blackwhite
Tycipa wrote:
Blackwhite wrote:Wtf are the other three Kids called?


Jimbeem
Cremdemonf
Oldgrandads

If you tried reading the rest of the article all would have been revealed.

Including the source of that strange whooshing sound?

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:49 pm
by moscowhite
Devi wrote:Hmmm

On the subject of kids names I reckon I’ll just whistle nonchalantly...


Does Nonchalantly normally come in for his dinner if you whistle him?

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 9:26 am
by OWETB

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:01 pm
by jackos
What the chuff is that supposed to be? Sure mate bung a TSB in the centre it'll look great. Alternatively just chop your arm off

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 5:03 pm
by Blackwhite
jackos wrote:What the chuff is that supposed to be?

His first memory of his mother?

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 2:36 pm
by OWETB
:lol:


Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:48 pm
by OWETB

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:22 pm
by Blackwhite

Think this happened in Turkmenistan or some other fucking place recently too. They must be taking the piss.

Edit: Pakistan.

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 9:33 pm
by the flying pig

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:56 pm
by OWETB
the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:15 am
by the flying pig
OWETB wrote:
the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company


Pff, that's what they all say.

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:26 am
by dirty leeds
the flying pig wrote:
OWETB wrote:
the flying pig wrote:https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/jul/27/passenger-in-clown-suit-prompts-mass-brawl-on-po-cruise-ship


'Mass brawl' on P&O cruise ship not caused by a clown, says company


Pff, that's what they all say.


Hah! So the woman they're quoting said, 'Some clown crashed a party... ' and it was taken to mean a person dressed as a clown. Excellent. :lol:

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:34 am
by eric olthwaite
The eye-opener in that story for me was that I'd always assumed that cruising the fjords would be the natural realm of Polite Saga Customers of Sevenoaks, with their pinky purple Craghoppers comfortable walking trousers. Instead it's some sort of EDL gammon hellscape - who knew?

Re: Stupid cunts (sponsored by kennyb41)

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:28 am
by Blackwhite
Err, everyone?


Seriously, your view of the cruise customers seems to have been overly generous, Eric. I wouldn't go on one if you paid me.