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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:36 pm

Ontolly wrote:When a society starts to lose faith in it's solicitors then it won't be long before it doubts the legitamacy of it's estate agents :thumbd:

"...its solicitors..". Impersonal 3rd-person-singular possessive adjective.
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Re: Word up!

Postby Ontolly » Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:39 pm

Never did manage that one which is why I failed the cunting bar exam :oops:
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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Tue Apr 17, 2018 2:48 pm

Ontolly wrote:Never did manage that one which is why I failed the cunting bar exam :oops:

:lol:
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Re: Word up!

Postby Tycipa » Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:16 pm

Ontolly wrote:When a society starts to lose faith in it's solicitors then it won't be long before it doubts the legitamacy of it's estate agents :thumbd:

Eats shoots and leaves! :mrgreen:
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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Wed May 16, 2018 7:26 pm



This is wonderful on so many levels.
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Re: Word up!

Postby the flying pig » Thu May 31, 2018 9:23 am

what's this accent... east lancs/extreme west yorks?

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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Thu May 31, 2018 10:48 am

the flying pig wrote:what's this accent... east lancs/extreme west yorks?

https://www.ubitennis.net/2018/05/alexa ... ist-loved/

I'd hazard a guess at around Halifax.
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Re: Word up!

Postby eric olthwaite » Thu May 31, 2018 11:25 am

Accents up Todmorden way are a bit odd like that.

EDIT: his profile just says Bratfud

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Re: Word up!

Postby the flying pig » Thu May 31, 2018 1:43 pm

it's his 'tour' that stumped me - don't most yorkies [& even lancastrian ****s] say 'too-er' rather than his 'taw' or however you'd write it phonetically?

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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Thu May 31, 2018 2:29 pm

the flying pig wrote:it's his 'tour' that stumped me - don't most yorkies [& even lancastrian ****s] say 'too-er' rather than his 'taw' or however you'd write it phonetically?

Good question.
When I useter have a broad (north) Leeds accent it was "tor".
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Word up!

Postby The Tin Man » Thu May 31, 2018 4:27 pm

The whole Yanny v laurel debate


So if you're an old fucker who's a bit hard of hearing you hear Yanny :cry: (like I did)
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Re: Word up!

Postby The Tin Man » Thu May 31, 2018 4:29 pm

The Tin Man wrote:The whole Yanny v laurel debate


So if you're an old fucker who's a bit hard of hearing you hear Yanny :cry: (like I did)
er .. it seems it's the opposite ? :o
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Re: Word up!

Postby Ponte » Thu May 31, 2018 4:44 pm

Mustafaster wrote:
the flying pig wrote:it's his 'tour' that stumped me - don't most yorkies [& even lancastrian ****s] say 'too-er' rather than his 'taw' or however you'd write it phonetically?

Good question.
When I useter have a broad (north) Leeds accent it was "tor".

Missus (from Leeds) says tor. I say it more of a tur.
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Hmmm.

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Re: Word up!

Postby Oheddieeddie » Thu May 31, 2018 10:37 pm

Just seen a tweet where somebody described trump as a "flacidious shitbird"

It's my new favourite expression

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Re: Word up!

Postby Devi » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:59 am

If you think what you've created is awesome, throw it up on the padlet. If you don't want to, that's fine too. 
Laters.


That gentlemen, verbatim, is how step-Devi’s homework has been set.

By his English teacher.

:shock:
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Re: Word up!

Postby Mustafaster » Sun Jun 10, 2018 8:31 am

Devi wrote:
If you think what you've created is awesome, throw it up on the padlet. If you don't want to, that's fine too. 
Laters.


That gentlemen, verbatim, is how step-Devi’s homework has been set.

By his English teacher.

:shock:

I'm guessing this is a bloke.
He's down with the kids innit.
Actually all perfectly correct, no quibbles with grammar or punctuation.
Mirrors and copulation are abominable, since they both multiply the numbers of men.

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Re: Word up!

Postby FER » Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:37 am

Throw it up on the padlet. Fucking Hell! That sounds like somewhere you should aim your vomit after a heavy night out. WTF is a padlet anyway?
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Re: Word up!

Postby Blackwhite » Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:25 pm

FER wrote:Throw it up on the padlet. Fucking Hell! That sounds like somewhere you should aim your vomit after a heavy night out. WTF is a padlet anyway?

Teaching tech.
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Re: Word up!

Postby eric olthwaite » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:47 pm

Daughter #1 just had her degree show. She was asked to write a couple of hundred words about her work for the yearbook, which is available to potential employers. Rather than cut and paste it some stupid fucker at the University of Leeds, an alleged higher education institution, rewrote bits of it and introduced typos and grammatical errors, making her appear to be some sort of unemployable simpleton.

Fucking cunts.

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Re: Word up!

Postby the flying pig » Wed Jul 04, 2018 9:46 am

Yeuch - email from LUFC:

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