Grumpy Old Man Thread

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SimonB
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Postby SimonB » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:18 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Right then:

4 People on the train who clearly earn more than me - fucking £70k a year for some bullshit clerical job in reinsurance, but are so fucking pigshit thick they read Dan Brown. Cunts (but I'm not bitter...)
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That could have been me :D
We had a meeting at work today and I was asked what steps I would take in the event of a fire. Apparently "fucking big ones" wasn't the right answer

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Postby thechubbyone » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:34 pm

Eric, I know it's not idea in London, but I think for your stress levels you may be better off driving to work!

What do you work as to have so many consultant types bombarding you with shit?

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Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:22 pm

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Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:46 pm

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Postby OWETB » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:46 pm

Eric,

take a look at this you slobbering mess.

I'm with you on the project managers mind.

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Postby the flying pig » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:51 pm

eric olthwaite wrote:Another one whilst I'm about it:

10 Student wankers in busy Brighton pubs who pay four quid for a round of diet Cokes by card, which takes fucking ages. The barman says, "Do you want cash back?" They say, "No", then twenty minutes later they're back at the bar, paying by card again. Vermin.


about a year ago i was at a small independent cinema, queuing for tickets behind a group of about 10 students who'd come to the cinema together, they all wanted to pay buy card, and, rather than one of them pay for all the tickets and the others paying him back, they insisted on doing it as 10 seperate transactions. not very nice.

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Postby eric olthwaite » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:03 pm

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Postby OWETB » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:08 pm

Its working now cunt chops.

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Postby ddwhite » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:16 pm

project manager = QS/ergo cunt
Here we go..

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Postby bigjohnpearson » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:40 pm

the absence of proper charts meaning any old cunt, even the welsh, can get to number one by selling a dozen cds or getting a few spotty teenagers to download it in between surfing for porn :evil:
HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!

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Postby Eddie's Boots » Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:54 am

The best project managers know that they are glorified secretaries. Keep the spreadsheets looking pretty and piss off. Any who think they know enough to have a say in design and development are cunts who should be fed to the rats that live in the long dark tunnels of my contempt for them. :evil:

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Postby 90 miles an hour » Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:56 am

Adverts for Viagra in this forum.

Dan - the shotgun is above the mantlepiece ... kindly do the business.
It may take a little longer than planned - but we'll be back.

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Postby OWETB » Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:23 am

Eddie's Boots wrote:Any who think they know enough to have a say in design and development are cunts who should be fed to the rats that live in the long dark tunnels of my contempt for them. :evil:


Designers who think they are exempt from CDM 2007. Tossers.

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Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:58 am

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Postby OWETB » Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:11 am

eric olthwaite wrote:CDM-Cs who aren't in the slightest bit interested in offering advice or comment and who just want to keep their heads down and act as a post box. Wankers


Designers who expect the highly talented, superbly committed CDM-C's to have extra phycic abilities and give advice when they have not been informed of any possible issues despite asking to be kept up to date with any and all developments.

Twats.

I will also stick Clients on my list as they believe that MDHS 100 is there just to slow the job down.


Cunts.

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Postby eric olthwaite » Tue Feb 19, 2008 11:26 am

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Postby David Harvey's Tache » Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:16 pm

People who, driving in fog nose to tail in rush hour traffic on the M62, feel the need to use their rear foglights. You're 20ft in front of me I can see you, you cunt!
Especially them new Civics with the foglight conveniently at eye level. Double cunts! :twisted:

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Re: Grumpy Old Man Thread

Postby ARDS » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:25 pm

Deja Vu wrote:
ARDS wrote:Ok I started this thread on the old SQ Ball..........So I thought it's too good a thread to let go off.

When I thought about it today; I was at the parents Teacher meetings today and isn't it typical that the teacher is younger than you but you would love too fuck the Arse of her . :lol:


So what exactly is your problem then?


She would probably think I was a dirty old man. :lol:
Forza Leeds Utd

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Postby ARDS » Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:30 pm

Cunts from spain sending me lottery stuff telling me I've won and they NEED my bank details to pay the money into .

Is it me ?

Or is their people out there who would reply with details !

:shock:
Forza Leeds Utd

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Postby knobhead » Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:21 pm

People who drive at 145mph on the outside lane of the motorway, I'm like... GET OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY!


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